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Beamed Space Solar Power Plant To Open In 2016?

Eric_S writes "Anybody who managed to get a decent city going in Sim City 2000 remembers the microwave power plant; now it seems like a real-world equivalent might be coming up on the horizon. The Pacific Gas and Electricity Company, per this 'interview' with the CEO of Solaren on their affiliated site, announced PG&E's plans to buy 200MW of base-load power from a Solaren beamed space solar power plant by 2016." I wish the skeptic in me would be quiet.

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  1. They should try this over San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because the people over there are pretty progressive on the green energy front, and if there are any problems it will be over San Francisco.

  2. Funny... by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do I picture human-sized ants under a magnifying glass when the beam shifts a little.

  3. Dear Canada by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Memo from the United States
    February 12th, 2020

    Dear Canada,

    Yesterday a piece of space trash knocked our Microwave Power Plant operating over Oregon off target from its station. Unfortunately, it continued to beam a strong powerful ray of energy down as its sights fell over your Western provinces. We are sorry.

    We urge you not to think of it as "a swath of destruction" so much as "a wicked cool tattoo" ... I heard Mexico is very jealous.

    Williston Lake was a very beautiful lake right up until it evaporated ... but look on the bright side--there sure the hell ain't no zebra mussels left in there now!

    We're also sorry that instead of shutting it down, we just swung it back over Canada to its power station in Oregon and next time we will totally just stop it before this happens. To make up for it, we'll send you some extra power so your people stop rioting and Mad Maxing.

    We hope there's no hard feelings,

    Sincerely,

    The United States

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  4. Sim city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is Sim Copter 1 reporting heavy casualties...

  5. Ouch! by dzfoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the Wikipedia article linked:
    "In 1964, William C. Brown demonstrated a miniature helicopter equipped with a combination antenna and rectifier device called a rectenna."

    Heh, rectenna sounds like some alien probing device.

            -dZ.

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  6. Re:Miss by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tagged: turnoffdisasters.

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  7. Re:Human Size Ants by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps we can contract the launch out to North Korea? I hear they've been making some real strides in that area and could use the $$.

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  8. Re:In Space by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    lots of pissed birds, bats, pollen and insects too.

    Hell hath no fury like a pollen scorned.

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  9. Re:In Space by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell hath no fury like a pollen scorned.

    You mean 'scorched'.

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  10. Re:Miss by Experiment+626 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Satellite in geostable orbit. Receiving station on equator. Receiving station emits guiding signal to satellite, causing satellite to beam power to earth. If the guiding signal is missing, the satellite stops beaming power and starts using that power to adjust it's position. That's how I'd do it.

    That's nice and all, but how about this: If the beam goes off-target, the satellite cranks the output up to full power, obliterating whatever it happens to be pointed at. This will create a bright column of light visible to cameras at the receiving station. Based on which direction this shaft of annihilation is from the station, the ground station transmits instructions to the satellite of which way to adjust the beam, walking it back onto the target and creating a massive swath of destruction in the process.

    That's how I'd do it.