Cassini Spots Geysers On Saturn's Moon Enceladus
An anonymous reader writes "Huge geysers on Saturn's moon Enceladus may be fed by a salty sea below its surface, boosting the odds of extraterrestrial life in our own Solar System."
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Moving there, less taxes to pay
These are launching pads for Italian WMDs against America and other Christian countries. Bush was right, all hail Obama the commander in chief of our WAR!!!! DEATH TO THE SATURN-ITALIAN AXIS!
Yeah, but that still doesn't really boost the odds of finding life - There's no atmosphere! The idea that ANYTHING could survive it's entire life without EVER BREATHING is at least a little silly. And under ICE no less? And the salt only makes things worse - News flash: Drinking salt water DEHYDRATES YOU. Why do you think that whales have to surface to gather air and moisture from the atmosphere? The blow-holes are there for a reason. No fresh water == No life.
Nothing to see here.
Your sarcasm detector is broken.
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