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News Sites Slammed By Michael Jackson Traffic
miller60 writes "Major news sites struggled to remain online yesterday evening as news of Michael Jackson's death triggered huge waves of Internet traffic. TMZ.com broke the news and was quickly overwhelmed, while Twitter turned off features to handle its load. They weren't alone. Keynote Systems reports that ABC, AOL, CBS, CNN Money, MSNBC, NBC, and Yahoo! News all experienced performance problems between 6:15 and 9 pm Eastern time, when the average availability of news sites tracked by Keynote dropped from almost 100% to 86%. The cloud computing crowd immediately jumped on the traffic jams to argue their case. 'Not have a cloud bursting strategy in the age of cloud computing isn't just wrong — it's idiotic,' wrote one cloud blogger."
Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August
His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change.
He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital "get me into a children's ward"
Monkey for sale, house trained, can dance a bit, contact never never land USA
Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke.
Apparently it wasn't a stroke, but skin cancer...Don't blame it on the sunshine..
I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim?
Michael Jackson didn't actually die of a heart attack................It was food poisoning from eating 15 year old nuts.
Out of respect, McDonalds have released the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...
It was touch and go in the Hospital, and that was just on the Children's ward....
MJ's ghost has been seen walking the wards of a Children's hospital. Looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children.
They released candle in the wind for Princess Diana. Apparently they are releasing Rolf Harris' 2 little boys for Jackson.
Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.
On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies, It is believed that this is so that he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old's @rse one last time
In a tribute to the late Michael Jackson, his close friend Rolf Harris will be doing two little boys at his funeral
Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
His body was found slumped over a pram he had apparently tripped over. A police spokesman said it was too early to determine whether they should blame it on the buggy.
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
MJ passed away at 3:15am. Which is ironically when the big hand touches the little hand.
Jockeys this weekend will wear black armbands in remembrance of MJ, who has successfully ridden more 3 year olds than anyone else.
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children in the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson
-- my sig got
yeah - "he touched a lot of people"
...I obey the laws of physics....