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Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles
It's the tripnaut! writes "The BBC reports that Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around 'as high as a kite', a government official has said. 'The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,' says Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania. 'Then they crash,' she added."
Obviously, the government official was high too.
This makes that show Rocko's Modern Life make a LOT more sense.
of Pauly Shore in a Kangaroo suit?
Who hops around on opium?
Marsupials. Duh.
But seriously, it could easily have a different effect on a different species. I don't know what effect a wallaby's naturally occurring endorphins have on them... maybe the sense of euphoria makes them excited and jumpy instead of lazy?
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Try hopping in a straight line on it....
PM: Dr., im very anxious.
DR: Whats the prob, sir?
PM: I cant get any pot! This is very stressfull
DR: No worries, my son, this is California.
NO SIG
I didn't smoke because I wanted to maintain my memory.
Now that I am over 40, it turns out I'm loosing my memory anyways.
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Jeebus. I would not want to be the guy tasked with taking away the bears' booze.
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