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AT&T's Bad Math Strikes MythBusters' Savage

etherlad writes "MythBusters' Adam Savage got a bill charging him $11,000 for 'a few hours' of Web surfing while in Canada, using his AT&T USB Mercury modem. AT&T gave him a quote on the data rate: '.015 cents, or a penny and a half, per kb.' Looks like AT&T didn't learn from Verizon's inability to do math. AT&T is also claiming Savage downloaded over 9 GB, which he calls 'frakking impossible.' Savage's huge following on twitter got him a speedy response by AT&T."

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  1. He should'a known... by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ".015 cents, or a penny and a half"

    Let me guess... whichever is larger?

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    1. Re:He should'a known... by elashish14 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

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    2. Re:He should'a known... by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its ok, you can take your agression out on the printer.

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    3. Re:He should'a known... by dotgain · · Score: 3, Funny

      What the fuck does that mean?

    4. Re:He should'a known... by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no... You do it like this!

  2. Re:Soz this mean we get a cellphone special now? by randomnote1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    lol...I don't think so. I think that everybody knows that myth is BUSTED!

  3. Lucky for them by Wuhao · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure what a crowd of angry MythBusters fans would do, but I'm sure that it would involve large amounts of kinetic energy.

    1. Re:Lucky for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    2. Re:Lucky for them by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah violent angry mobs. Is there anything they cant do.

      The cause of, and answer to all lifes problems.

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  4. no way in hell! by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    there is no way in hell AT&T would be getting that kind of money out of me! you hear that AT&T?!!

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  5. from the people who brought you this commercial... by starblazer · · Score: 5, Funny

    IDK MY BFF JILL DOZ MTH 4 ATT

  6. Celebrity status? by elashish14 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish I could have a mass following behind me that I could use to blackmail evil corporations.... Instead, here I am just clicking away at every Microsoft ad I see hoping that it'll eventually rack up some respectable cost to them.

    -bitterness, sad face-

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    1. Re:Celebrity status? by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, when I was young, man moons ago, we used to have these things called "consumer protection laws". You could walk over to your phone and call a government hotline for help. Of course, you'd get a massive shock when you picked up the phone because of the electrostatic action of your polyester leisure suit, so I'd have to conclude that on the whole things aren't any better or worse than they used to be.

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    2. Re:Celebrity status? by Binestar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, he's got 55,000 and growing followers on twitter. In the last 7 hours he's sent out a dozen or so tweets. To 55,000 people. 25 cents (.25 dollars) per text == AT&T making a lot of money off Adam's outrage.

      He just got commision =)

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    3. Re:Celebrity status? by Toonol · · Score: 2, Funny

      And those that do, deserve whatever AT&T charges them.

    4. Re:Celebrity status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >> I'm a 30 year old Nude Photographer, Comics/Gaming Geek, and Tech Check out my Photography - http://ian-x.com/

      Pardon the OT, but... don't people get upset when you strip down and start photographing things?

    5. Re:Celebrity status? by AbRASiON · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh America!
      Being charged money to RECEIVE SMS and phone calls, absoloutely apalling, my condolences. :(

      - The rest of the world.

  7. Re:from the people who brought you this commercial by PayPaI · · Score: 4, Funny

    Math? Myth? Meth?

  8. Let's not be cynical by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Savage's huge following on twitter got him a speedy response by AT&T."

    I'm sure the response would have been just as fast if he wasn't famous and wasn't using Twitter. These large companies have professional Human Resource departments to make sure that the customer service experience is good.

    1. Re:Let's not be cynical by somenickname · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot the part about him having in depth knowledge of explosives.

    2. Re:Let's not be cynical by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I agree with everyone: it shouldn't just work for me. The data carriers MUST stop thinking in kilobytes and start thinking in customers."

      Why would they? What are you going to do if they screw you, anyway?

    3. Re:Let's not be cynical by memoryhole · · Score: 4, Funny

      The data carriers MUST stop thinking in kilobytes and start thinking in customers."

      Aaaaaah! Get out of my head! You're not allowed to think in me! ... why do I have a sudden urge to buy Lightspeed Briefs?

  9. Verizon? by Centurix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, *THERE'S* your problem.

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  10. Re:Soz this mean we get a cellphone special now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A proper myth should have at least some people believing it's true, although the Mythbusters have been kinda loose with that rule.

  11. First response... by Landshark17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Upon seeing the bill I'm sure his first response was, "I reject your reality and replace it with my own!"

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    1. Re:First response... by jo_ham · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or Michael Jackson when they told him he was black.

      Or alive.

    2. Re:First response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      After the autopsy, the doctors decided to melt down all the plastic in MJ and turn it into legos, so little boys could play with him for once, not the other way around.

    3. Re:First response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure that somewhere, Elvis is kicking Michael's ass for marrying Lisa Marie...

  12. Re:from the people who brought you this commercial by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Math busted.

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  13. Re:from the people who brought you this commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    and this is what I think of her math skillz

  14. Re:Famous power by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

    They don't offer any lube.

  15. Re:You're fucking stupid by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

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  16. My favorite quotes from the article by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 4, Funny

    "nobody wants to mess with a man who blows things up for a living."

  17. Myth CONFIRMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And what about the myth that Ma'Bell can rape you over a wireless phone connection: CONFIRMED.

  18. Re:Its 1.5 cents per KB by speedtux · · Score: 2, Funny

    It clearly states in the contract that the rates... are subject to change and new rates can be published by AT&T at any time.

  19. Re:Soz this mean we get a cellphone special now? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have seen this before - what is it about saying 0.02 cent when you mean 2 cent or 0.02 dollar?

    One time in science class, grade 10, we had to do something where we were given some basic info about an object made out of aluminum and the market cost of aluminum. We had to figure out the raw-material cost of the object, assuming no loss during construction. So we had to use our lessons on density and whatnot to figure out the exact mass of the object and then simply multiply by price.

    Problem is, most of us screwed up the ".02 cents per gram" (or whatever) part and did .02 dollars, so we were off by a factor of 100.

    Class response was... informative. The few observant students who got it looked smug. Some smacked their heads at missing that. A few were severely pissed that they got the question wrong over the one part of the question that had nothing to do with science. One got that part right but botched the density part of the problem. The underachievers were either confused by the whole thing or glad they didn't even try.

    And one guy... one guy spent ten minutes arguing with the teacher that .02 dollars and .02 cents were the same thing. Half a blackboard of diagrams later and she gave up trying to explain it.

    Now I know where that guy works.

  20. Re:You're fucking stupid by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sir, you get one "fuck" per post for free on the Basic Slashdot PricePlan(tm)

    Slashdot is pimping?

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