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Lenovo Tinkers With Larger Delete and Escape Keys
Slatterz writes "After a year's research, Lenovo boffins have decided the time is right to install larger Delete and Escape keys on their updated ThinkPad laptop T400s range. While it is a small change, it is fairly radical to tinker with an area of hardware which has been largely unchanged since the 19th century. What convinced them to make the size-change was doing some tests on users to see which keys they use the most. They found that on average, people used the Escape and Delete keys 700 times per week, yet those were the only non-letter keys that Lenovo hasn't made any bigger." The article says Caps Lock may be next on the agenda; death is too good for Caps Lock.
Pfft. Deletee kye? I never usses taht aneemore.
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Lenovo has adware in their updates, but they might sell a laptop without a caps lock key! It's like they're simultaneously the worst and best computer company at the same time.
I put the 't' in electrical engineering.
is cruise control for cool
Show me a keyboard that even HAD the Delete or Escape keys, idiot. Hell, when I learned to type, you had to use a lowercase L for the digit 1, and a capital O for the digit zero. Exclamation point was "apostrophe, backspace, period."
You had backspace? I had to disconnect the carriage and slide it to the left.
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They had laptops or typewriters with function and modifier keys in the 19th century?
Yeah, of course!
What do you think Ada Lovelace, the first programmer, used to code with?
I am anarch of all I survey.
That's because it's optimized for Canadian, not American.
I have left slashdot and am now on Soylent News. FUCK YOU DICE.
Here's a better idea Lenovo: enlarge the: U, O, Y, K, C, U, F keys. ;)
You had a hand? I had to use a hook.
Lenovo has boffins? What the heck are they, creatures from Lord of the Rings? Some kind of exotic bird? Wait, the dictionary says it's BRITISH SLANG. Well, you can just keep your esoteric BRITISH SLANG over there on your little island, buster, because we don't need no stinking BRITISH SLANG over here in America, or the rest of the world for that matter. If you can't write in standard English so English speakers around the world can understand it, just press your DELETE key (no matter what size it is) and go do something else. *grumble* damned Recoats *grumble*
By the way, who constituted what they refer to as "people?"
Vi users of course.
I have left slashdot and am now on Soylent News. FUCK YOU DICE.
Agreed. I'm boycotting Apple until they bring back the closed Apple key.
On behalf of myself and all the other forum junkies can we please get a larger, ruggedized F5 key?
Why stop there? The IBM Selectric is a bunch of new-fangled nonsense. In my telegraph office the keyboard only had one key and WE LIKED IT.
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Screw that. I want a mind reader. Interface directly to my tinfoil hat.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
A vi user that only uses Esc 700 times a week isn't getting much work done!
I could definitely use a BS key. I'm tired of writing it myself.
gameDB
Caps lock will be the end of unintended shouting
I would like you to meet my friend, Khassaki:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
(From http://www.bash.org/?835030)