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Cross-Dressing Clown Robs Liquor Store
It should be pretty easy for The Boulder Police Department to find the perpetrator of a liquor store robbery last Saturday. The male robber was wearing red and white face makeup, a red and purple wig, a fake nose and a denim dress. A clerk says the clown asked for help in a feminine voice, saying, "Will you help me? My husband is out of work." The employees ignored his pleas and the jilted suspect pulled a gun and robbed the store. After collecting an undisclosed amount of cash, the clown unexpectedly fled on foot and not on a unicycle or in a tiny car full of other transvestite clowns.
Until I see all categories of Japanese animated pr0n on Idle, I'll have to respectfully disagree.
"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
Seriously, I'm so sick of people complaining about idle or even Slashdot in general. If you don't like it fuck off and go somewhere else. I for one click on idle links when they seem funny so I can get a break from serious news for a bit.
I mean come on, how pathetic do you have to be to go out of your way to click a link, read a summary and post a comment to something you profess that you will automatically hate anyway.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.