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NASA Hedges Their Bets On Return To Moon

With budget cuts in the works for everyone these days, NASA has decided to float an alternate plan for returning to the moon that is just a little bit cheaper than the current proposal. Of course, the new option would be very reminiscent of the old Apollo space capsule instead of the tricked out shuttle currently planned. "Officially, the space agency is still on track with a 4-year-old plan to spend $35 billion to build new rockets and return astronauts to the moon in several years. However, a top NASA manager is floating a cut-rate alternative that costs around $6.6 billion. This cheaper option is not as powerful as NASA's current design with its fancy new rockets, the people-carrying Ares I and cargo-lifting Ares V. But the cut-rate plan would still get to the moon."

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  1. meh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    why not just outsource it to China....

  2. Outsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know it makes sense. India or China could do it much cheaper. I'm sure they will be more than happy to stick a Stars and Stripes flag on the moon for you. And from this distance you won't even be able to see the 'Made in China' stamp on the flag.

    1. Re:Outsource it by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least you'd be assured of a half decent takaway meal when you got there.

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  3. If only they hadn't spent all their money by solevita · · Score: 2, Funny

    On software licenses... Lower their TCO and get to the Moon? We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

  4. Re:Do it well or don't do it at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the laws of physics are a motherfucker.

    Do you sell T-shirts or bumper stickers?

  5. alternate plan for returning to the moon by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will hich a ride with the Chineese.

  6. Obligatory: have to really ask by Fotograf · · Score: 3, Funny

    is it cheaper than just do it again in Hollywood? Probably yes.

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  7. Re:Um, why? by GweeDo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your 18 month old has an oven in it?

  8. Re:Getting TO the moon is easy by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is probably even a guy proposing they just dust off the old set and fake it again. It's win-win. It would save money and give Michael Bay something to do besides making crappy summer action movies.

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  9. Re:Error in summary? by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'll take 5.5 years to man-rate a Delta IV, and you'll have to pay for the privilege and gift the ULA new launch facilities (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2m-UoOM7eg). Alternately, you could fund COTS-D and have a manned vehicle from SpaceX in 2.5 years (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O81Zq02eStg).

    OTOH, with the Delta IV and the ULA, you'll have a manned launch vehicle in 2.5 years, while you might have one in 5.5 years from SpaceX. What? My prediction doesn't agree with your prediction? Well that's the fun of making predictions when you have no information on which to base those predictions.

  10. Re:Yeah by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes but the atmosphere leaves something to be desired

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  11. Re:Do it well or don't do it at all by Nutria · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bingo. The ultimate goal should be a colony that is capable of growing without further input of matter or energy from earth. In the interim a base would be necessary to sort out the bugs and get proof of concept. There are probably many other things that can generate the know-how on earth for a fraction of the price.

    The Moon

    • is a desert with fine, sticky (from static electricity) dust,
    • has daily temperature swings from 150 degrees Celsius below the freezing point of CO2 to 23 degrees Celsius above the boiling point of water,
    • has zero atmospheric pressure, so a single tiny tear in your space suit is pretty much a death sentence,
    • is constantly bombarded by cosmic rays, meaning that space suits need to be lined in enough lead to protect you from unforseen solar storms and coronal mass ejections.

    Colonizing such a region is about THE STUPIDEST IDEA I could ever imagine. It's why we've never colonized Antarctica or Death Valley.

    Science fiction is great, and some of it inspires the creation of real technology, but some ideas are destined to remain fiction.

    Unless there's some huge breakthrough in power generation. Which might happen, but I'm not holding my breath...

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  12. Re:Getting TO the moon is easy by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would save money and give Michael Bay something to do besides making crappy summer action movies.

    But what if we don't want the moon to explode as soon as they land on it?

  13. Re:Do it well or don't do it at all by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

    You learn by doing , not by making powerpoint slides.

    So how do you learn how to make powerpoint slides?