Passenger Avoids Delay By Fixing Plane Himself
It would be a shame if an engineer on a recent Thomas Cook Airlines flight doesn't get a complimentary first class upgrade every time he flies. The engineer was on flight TCX9641 when it was announced that the trip would be delayed eight hours, while a mechanic was flown in to fix a problem. Luckily for the other passengers, the engineer happened to work for Thomsonfly Airlines, which has a reciprocal maintenance agreement with Thomas Cook. After about 35 minutes the man fixed the problem and the flight was on its way. A spokeswoman for Thomas Cook said, "When they announced there was a technical problem he came forward and said who he was. We checked his licence and verified he was who he said he was, and he was able to fix the problem to avoid the delay. We are very grateful that he was on the flight that day."
That's a problem.. just thought I'd show my ID and let you know I could fix it.
I imagine if he had tried to pull that in the US he'd be colling his heels naked in a TSA holding cell by now.
May the Maths Be with you!
First they took away all the food and gave us peanuts. Then they went all the way and said, "Bring your own food". Now bring your own technician. What next? Bring your own pilot?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Shouldn't you get the death penalty for something like this? Seriously, this malcontent took work from airline repairmen. That is almost like eating babies. I say death to the traitor.
Keith Lomax was not the engineer who fixed the plane. From the article:
Keith Lomax is just a passenger, on vacation with his wife, who witnessed the event and talked about it to the reporter.
Jeez! now not even the submitters are R'ingTFA!
-dZ.
Carol vs. Ghost
He fixes airplanes. With toothpicks. He debunks myths. Without snopes or wikipedia. He once delivered a baby airplane from a mother airplane at forty-thousand feed - in the wind! He is the most interesting man's next door neighbor's cousin. "I don't always drink single-malt Scotch. But when I do, it's pretty decent. Stay thorsty, my frenz."
What exactly is a partial liver transplant? Did you only replace a part of the liver?
No, it's where you get to the part where you take the old one out, but don't bother to finish.
I can see it now, the toilet will be alway occupied by lazy cattle class who don't want to stand.
Plane engineer fixes plane, and what's news about that, you ask?
How often does the engineer just happen to be there already, as opposed to needing to be flown in from eight hours away...
How often does an engineer do the job for free...
And how often does one ride in the plane after he successfully repairs it? Personally, if my flight is delayed because the plane is broken down, I'd be very reassured to have the guy who fixes it riding in the same flying tin can as myself...
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
In a small country everybody has to do multiple things and local talent is never far away. This means all kinds of crazy things like the PM not having a "Marine one". Instead he just borrows a regular chopper and a flight crew from the army as needed.
This led to an interesting fiasco in around 1987. A chopper on route to pick up the Prime minister has technical difficulties and makes an emergency landing on a high school football field (You yanks call it soucker). One of the Army Helecopter mechanics teaches math at that high school so he gos out to fix it. Then he offers to fly it back to camp (Another bird picked up the PM while the repair was going on).
How is this relevant?
He crashed the helicopter on the way back to camp.
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