Human Sperm Produced In the Laboratory
duh P3rf3ss3r writes "The BBC is carrying a report from a team of researchers at Newcastle University who claim to have developed a the first 'artificial' human sperm from stem cells. The research, reported in the journal Stem Cells and Development, involved selecting meristematic germ cells from a human embryonic stem cell culture and inducing meiosis, thus producing a haploid gamete. The authors claim that the resulting sperm are fully formed, mature, human sperm cells but the announcement has been greeted with mixed reaction from colleagues who claim the procedure is ethically questionable and that the gametes produced are of inferior levels of maturation."
I DIDNT DO IT!
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
What's the big deal? I generate human sperm at least once a day and I don't even need a laboratory.
I for one, welcome our female overlords. I hope they find me useful and will not use me for food.
Is it any surprise that, with such an article, I had to do a double-take to properly read "...inferior levels of maturation."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8138963.stm
Finally, this will address the critical shortage of sperm we face today.
I couldn't resist.
Consider a man a wife. The husband is infertile for reasons other than motility. They could now have a child with sperm produced from his stem cells.
One step closer to not having hormonally imbalanced pregnant women...
My wife and I really wish the human reproductive cycle involved external incubation. I'd create a device to post to twitter whenever the baby kicks.
"the procedure is ethically questionable and that the gametes produced are of inferior levels of maturation"
So... they're suitable for producing politicians, lawyers, and bad Slashdot comments?
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Every sperm is sacred.
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If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
It actually turns out that's not true -- if you had nothing but the DNA sequence, you could not (even in theory) construct a human from it. For one, the mitochondria organelles have their own genetics independent of our own. The organelles are inherited directly from the mother's cells. For another, how DNA is used and rendered into proteins, etc. is altered by chemicals that are carried along with the cell. If those are stripped away, information is lost.
If a woman gets your blood, then she can bear your children? Wow! This will be a great argument for deadbeat dads! Now they can truthfully say "I never had sexual relations with that woman."
Black markets for the blood of rich men . . .
Personal IP rights in your personal blood composition . . .
Wow, the world got more interesting on 7/08/2009!!!!
A man and a woman get into an elevator and press the button for the top floor. Halfway up, the elevator stops. The man picks up the emergency phone, and is told that they'll be stuck for at least an hour.
The woman looks at him slyly and says "want to make me feel like a woman?"
"Sure", the man says, immediately taking off his shirt.
"Iron this for me!"
Interestingly, this opens the door to biological children from homosexuals couple. Sure it's been foreseen for a long time, still big big can of worm.
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What do you mean? I think we are pretty well trained right now!
We give these scientists grant money to build labs to work on scientific discoveries. And they turn around and spend all day masturbating in the labs!