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62% of Sun's Stockholders Vote For Oracle Deal

Posted by timothy on from the well-'larry-ellison'-just-has-a-nice-ring-to-it dept.

Moon Workstation writes "In an special meeting held at Santa Clara, CA, 62% of Sun's stockholders voted for the acquisition by Oracle. As a result of this Sun's stock will be taken from the stock market as of Friday. The acquisition is still waiting for approval by the US Department of Justice and anti-trust offices in other countries. The planned acquisition is source for rumors and speculation about the future of different Sun products, like OpenSolaris, CPUs and others." (MySQL among them.)

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  1. First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First!

  2. 2nd pist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    anal sex won't do anything but make your dick stink

  3. Homie-G Thug Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yay, a nigger whose highest aspiration in life is to become a wannabe thug with a shitty attitude and a chip on his shoulder. And if you think there might be something wrong with that, like maybe one shouldn't aim so low, then obviously you must be a racist. Wonderful.

  4. Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot, I desparately need your help! I've been trying to make a string of anal beads from a bag of peanut M&Ms but they are melting in my ass before I can pull them out. Any tips to prevent this are much appreciated my friends?

    1. Re:Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Freeze them first, that will buy you at least 5 or 10 minutes of anal ecstasy. If you need more time, switch to Jujubes.

    2. Re:Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Personally I'd retain the M&M approach, but follow it up with another string of beads (perhaps gob-stoppers) and benefit from the chocolate lubrication provided by the M&M's.

    3. Re:Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      They melt in your ass, not in your hands.

    4. Re:Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I'd say use peanut M&Ms but that depends on other matters (i.e. if you've eaten peanuts the day previous.)

    5. Re:Melts in your butt not in your hands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      From GGP:

      I've been trying to make a string of anal beads from a bag of peanut M&Ms

  5. Why use M&Ms if you don't want them to melt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I mean, I am sure you could achieve the same effect with anything about that size. Use plastic. (Though honestly, M&Ms seem awfully small for that purpose!) Or something non-chocolate candy if you want to eat them afterwards.

  6. Re:*OR*.... by Foofoobar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh no... I've been insulted by an anonymous moron. What shall I ever do? Yawn.

    Yes... thats right a TRS-80 is merely hardware with no software OS behind it. You ARE a genius! Proving yet again why anonymous morons stay anonymous.

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  7. Re:*OR*.... by nsayer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.