Build Your Own Render Farm
Another installment of Tom's Hardware's how-to articles has a look at what it might take to build your own render farm. The article looks at everything from top-to-bottom roll-your-owns to buying things pre-built and the pricing insanity that goes along with it. "If you are working as a freelance artist in the above-mentioned media, toying with the idea, or doing so as a hobbyist, then building even a small farm will greatly increase your productivity compared to working on a single workstation. Studios can even use this piece as a reference for building new render farms, as we're going to address scaling, power, and cooling issues. If you're looking at buying a new machine and are thinking of spending big bucks to get a bleeding-edge system, you might want to step back and consider whether it would be more effective to buy the latest and greatest workstation or to spend less by investing in a few additional systems to be used as dedicated render nodes."
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OR - if you get a real job, at a real company, they'll give you their unwanted outdated computers for FREE.
Seriously! Build a massive render farm out thousands of 286's!
The only sustainable approach is to allow the geometry to roam freely outside your coordinate system. And shading should be confined to what can be achieved with natural sun light no matter how low the framerate.
"everything from top to bottom roll-your-own to buying things pre-built" Is there some way to get high off computers now? I tried smoking all that junk that fell in my keyboard but it just smelt like burnt hair.
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If you run your render farm on PowerPC's you can put their eieio instruction to good use!!!!!
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TYVM.
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It's a classic open source strategy. He's letting the nerds have free sex, then charging for support. I mean, eventually the nerd will want to know where the clitoris is, right?