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Main Toilet On ISS Craps Out

The Narrative Fallacy writes "NASA has spent years getting ready for a crowd in space — adding additional sleeping quarters, learning how to recycle liquid waste into drinking water, and installing a second bathroom last year. But now the main toilet has broken down on the International Space Station while a record 13 astronauts are on board. For now Mission Control has advised the astronauts to hang an 'out of service' sign on the toilet as it may take days to repair. In the meantime, Endeavour's seven astronauts will be restricted to the shuttle bathroom. Last year a Russian cosmonaut complained that he was no longer allowed to use the US toilet because of billing and cost issues. Now the six space ISS residents will have to get in line to use the back-up toilet in the Russian part of the station. The pump separator on the malfunctioning toilet has apparently flooded, and ESA astronaut Frank De Winne is the guy tasked with putting his plumbing skills to work on short notice. 'We don't yet know the extent of the problem,' says flight director Brian Smith, adding that the toilet troubles were 'not going to be an issue' for now."

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  1. Re:fed up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    From TFS:

    Last year a Russian cosmonaut complained that he was no longer allowed to use the US toilet because of billing and cost issues. Now the six space ISS residents will have to get in line to use the back-up toilet in the Russian part of the station.

    And when we Americans sink the space station in the near future, we'll have to ask China to use their toilets after the greedy Zionist-run American corporations go bust when the executives flee with all of our tax money and then let refuse to let us use their toilets.

    We'll be shitting in buckets because our infrastructure money will go towards building McMansions for wealthy foreigners. The few Americans who didn't flee the country will spend their lives fixing the wealthy foreigners' cars and preparing the wealthy foreigners' foods.

    And yes, most of those wealthy foreigners will be the Chinese and Arabs who want better vacation homes.

    Signed, Ethanol-fueled: From Excellent to Terrible karma in Seven Days :)

  2. Re:fed up... by getto+man+d · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    sorry the NASA channel can't hold your attention like Starship Troopers, Doctor Who, or Jack Bauer killing space terrorists, but this is what space travel is about. it's expensive, dangerous, careful, and this time, really shitty.

    What I believe he is saying is where are the articles about NASA breakthroughs in science, whether new technology or general discovery? NASA now is just a dinosaur waiting for ze meteors. When the space program first started the 'geniuses' were fresh out of college grads full of innovation; we can all appreciate the fruit of their labor. I dare you to step in any NASA lab (or in fact any gov't research lab) and find that now.

    I wouldn't want my tax dollars to be wasted frivolously...but nowadays that's a moot point.