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Reasons To Hesitate On Zer01's Unlimited Mobile Offer
alphadogg writes with an excerpt from Network World that might save you some money: "Imagine downloading a two-hour HD movie in three minutes to your new cell phone, then plugging the phone into your TV to watch the film. Make unlimited phone calls, surf online as much as you like and send unlimited text messaging for $70 a month, without a contract. Sign up to sell the same service to other people and get $10 a month for each person you sell to.
That's what a group of related companies including Zer01 Mobile, Buzzirk, Global Verge and Unified Technologies Group are promoting heavily online and at industry trade shows. The offer is attractive enough to garner coverage in top business and technology publications, at least one positive review from an analyst and even a 'best in show' award from a magazine at the CTIA wireless industry trade show earlier this year. Does it all sound too good to be true? If so, that's because it probably is. What little information is available about the services is technically inconsistent, and doesn't match up with public records."
They had me at pyramid scheme.
Surely email has taught us that we can absolutely trust anything offered for sale by someone u51Ng 1337 sp34k! Shame on you.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
At least it would have been if I wasn't using Zer01's service.
That just means that he is an experienced bad boy with proven interpersonal skills!
by picking up loose change.
Especially if the change is loose in someone's pocket ;)
Is this one of those multi-level marketing (a.k.a. pyramid) schemes? I cannot WAIT for my neighbor with the jacked up Humvee to scrape the "MONA VIE" crap off his back windshield and replace it with a bunch of l33t h4x0r jargon. :-)
You don't want me to sign up so that when it turns out to be AWESOME later on, you can get 10$/mo for referring me.
I'm on to your scheme, I WILL BUY A DOZEN!
Here's an example - Star Wars EpIV in 10MB. I'm pretty sure you could compress this below a meg.
And you can make it 1080p if you increase your font size!
I kept hearing things about some site called "Google", so I tried running it through SiteTruth. Turns out it's some shady, fly-by-night company. Phew! Glad I had SiteTruth to warn me.
Oh great. You had to do it didn't you? You've just provided them a citable reference that they can use to claim "Out of this world service".
No sig. Move along - nothing to see here.
Even without enforced frequency allocations, I would hope that people would not be making casual use of x-rays for communications devices.
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
Sure you can. I do that all the time. You just need to do away with some of your preconceptions.
Watch this. On the left I have a phone. It's a standard, off the shelf model, the same kind you can pick up just about anywhere pretty cheaply as long as you're willing to sign in blood.
On the right, a microSD card packed with about eight gigabytes of hard core, er, family friendly and perfectly legal video. Again, just a standard card you could buy from a store. Well, one that carried SD cards. Perhaps you shop smart, shop SD Mart.
Start the timer. In less than two seconds I can pick up the card with one hand, move it across the desk and plug it in to the phone. That's eight gigabytes of transfer in two seconds or 32Gb/s. All without using any wires, just fingers and those little metal contact thingies on the card. That's almost as much bandwidth as a station wagon filled with DLTs.
There you go. 32Gb/s of wireless transmission. Just remember not to divulge any of the details I have shown you to the investors until after you get their money.
Given your username, I might not mind seeing that... what sort of appendages does your robot-self have, and how would you be using them on Mr. Securities Fraud?
512 MB RAM, 20 GB disk, 200 GB transfer, five datacenters. $19.95/month.