NSA To Use Cloud Model For Intelligence Analysis
Hugh Pickens writes "Information Week reports that the National Security Agency is taking a cloud computing approach in developing a new collaborative intelligence gathering system that will link disparate intelligence databases geographically distributed in data centers around the country. The system will house streaming data, unstructured text, large files, and other forms of intelligence data, and analysts will be able to add metadata and tags that, among other things, designate how securely information is to be handled and how widely it gets disseminated. For end users, the system will come with search, discovery, collaboration, correlation, and analysis tools. The intelligence agency is using the Hadoop file system, an implementation of Google's MapReduce parallel processing system, to make it easier to 'rapidly reconfigure data' and for Hadoop's ability to scale. The NSA's decision to use cloud computing technologies isn't about cutting costs or seeking innovation for innovation's sake; rather, cloud computing is seen as a way to enable new scenarios and unprecedented scalability. 'The object is to do things that were essentially impossible before,' says Randy Garrett, director of technology for NSA's integrated intelligence program."
When will people realise than having more data often makes it more difficult to find the needle in the haystack. I am all up for utilising raw power in distributed networks to gain insights into patterns previously hidden but given the sheer breadth of proposed data formats to be mined this effort seems doomed to producing no tangible results at all. Except the ongoing expenditure of tax dollars.
Do the "Cloud Vendors" sell big cloud stickers to put over the data center portion of the design diagrams to hide the details from management?
This sounds like centralized computing and storage on dedicated servers. They are not going to buy a slice of some public cloud computing infrastructure.
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
If in the cloud
The data you keep
The NSA
May get a peek.
Burma shave.
But seriously... Distributed data is now "the cloud"? Is my dirty laundry in "the cloud" because it is scattered in my bedroom?
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
from his Naval Observatory spider-hole.
Yours In Espionage,
K. Trout
Listen, shut up about the "clouds" already. Just because you don't understand the architecture doesn't make it a "cloud". That word doesn't mean anything. I'm sick to death of hearing it already.
. . . the Stasi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi , the former East Germany's secret police, ended up collecting so much information on folks, that they couldn't process it all.
From the Wikipedia article: "When informants were included, the Stasi had one spy per 66 citizens of East Germany.[8] When part-time informer adults were included, the figures reach approximately one spy per 6.5 citizens."
Yo.
I guess the NSA thinks that they can do better than the Stasi with brute force computing power.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Geez, don't they teach editors to come up with snappy headlines anymore?
Set your phasers on "funky"!
Google "air gap".
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Information overload makes for a leaky cloud. Have fun weeding through the false positives assholes spook motherfuckers!
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This would be really helpful for law enforcement with their need to be able to access data from other police counties. There is tonnes of cases where cases cross several jurisdictions and the police have trouble integrating the investigations.
"Old Man Yells at Cloud"
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More geographic distribution = more points for hacker interception.
Intelligence has nothing to do with it.
Intelligent Intelligence = off-the-wall, off-the-air .
(Oh, but encryption will save us - yeah, right!)
Just a QA perspective
Glad they're behind the eight ball on this one.
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Since the average shashdotter seems to think third party server clusters a.k.a. "The Cloud" are good and secure and useful for all us human beings and the intentions of said third parties are all well and good; I'm surprised that no one has suggested that the NSA should just use Google Docs or Facebook and get over the supreme silliness and unneccesary cost of private servers. Oo. Or what about Google Wave. I'm sure there's something in that for the NSA, it is the new cool thing after all.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Excellent point, besides, I thought the banks already had something like this called G.R.I.D. (Global Regulatory Information Database)?
I store my data in a VM on the 99th U of the Rack
And I sit ~/ look at the windows
Imaging the world cash crops
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a NSA Spook
And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of data packet
I said, Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Hey! You! Log out of my cloud
Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Don't login here two UIDs is a crowd
On my cloud, Baby
The VOIP is signaling
I say, "Hi it's me. Who is it there in the stream?"
A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you"
Well I guess I'm doin' fine
He says, "It's three a.m. watch the SNR boy!
Don't you ever halt that simulation?
Just cause it runs so good do you have
to fill the drives to the end?
I say, Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Hey! You! Log out of my cloud
Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Don't hack around 'cause two UIDs is a crowd
On my cloud baby
I was hacking python, and fed up with spaces
And decided to connect to slashdot
It was so very quiet and peaceful
With all of the ACs banned no new postings around
I hibernated the laptop, I was so lagged I started to scream
In the morning the parked heads were just like
A write-flag stuck on my windows machine
I say, Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Hey! You! Log out of my cloud
Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Don't hack around 'cause two UIDs is a crowd
On my cloud baby
Hey! You! Log out of my cloud
Hey! You! Log off of my cloud
Hey! You! Log out of my cloud
Don't hang my process, baby two UID's a crowd!
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With apologies to Mick and the boys.