IBM Seeks Patent On Digital Witch Hunts
theodp writes "Should Mark Zuckerberg want to identify a snitching Facebook employee, Elon Musk wish to set a trap for loose-lipped Tesla employees, or Steve Jobs want to 'play Asteroid,' they'll be happy to know that a new IBM 'invention' makes it easier than ever to be paranoid. In a newly-disclosed patent application for Embedding a Unique Serial Number into the Content of an Email for Tracking Information Dispersion (phew!), Big Blue describes how it's automated the creation of Canary Traps with patent-pending software that makes ever-so-slight changes to e-mail wording to allow you to spy on the unsuspecting recipients of your e-mail."
It's not too late, you're just lazy. If you really want to know how to make shotguns, go get a book on metalworking and start pricing out machining equipment.
Oh, what's that? You'd rather post on slashdot and pretend you're motivated enough to do something like that?
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