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Dye Used In Blue M&Ms Can Lessen Spinal Injury
SydShamino writes "Researchers at the University of Rochester Medical Center have found that the dye used in blue M&Ms and other foods can, when given intravenously to a lab rat shortly after a spinal injury, minimize secondary damage caused by the body when it kills off nearby healthy cells. The dye is called BBG or Brilliant Blue G. Given that 85% of spinal injury patients are currently untreated (and some doctors don't trust the treatment given to the other 15%), a relatively safe treatment like this could help preserve some function for thousands of patients. The best part is that in lab rats the subjects given the treatment turn blue." The researchers are "pulling together an application to be lodged with the FDA to stage the first clinical trials of BBG on human patients."
"... so every year we have a bring-your-child-to-work day where we inject some M&M dye into the lab rats and let the kids play with them. And Gunderson's kid has this nasty tendency to just baseball them into the wall and, well, we noticed the blue colored mice were recovering much better from the wall impact injuries ..."
Seriously though is there like a lab out there giving rats spinal injuries and jacking them full of chemicals? Cause if there is, I've got my resume handy!
My work here is dung.
...I've been focusing on the green ones!
My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
Don't take the red pill. Take the blue pill. It's better for your spine.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
The best part is that in lab rats the subjects given the treatment turn blue.
Do they also start taking part in voiceless percussion stage performances?
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Can be considered healty now?
At least if you have a spinal injury or possibly other type of nerve damage?
Or will you have to eat a truckload of M&M before there is any effect?
Depends, if you can eat blue smarties INTRAVENOUSLY they might be helpful. I would work up to it by taking them in suppository form first.
I'm sure there are sound methods involved in this, but it sounds kinda like some lab techs have two dartboards, one labeled "thing to do to mouse" and another labeled "thing to inject into mouse to see if it gets better" and are playing a drinking game.
"Well, the Tide With Color-Safe Bleach injection didn't fix Squeaky's 'beetus. Your turn, Roy!"
-- I prefer the term "karma escort."
Do rats with blue eyes pray to earthworms?
I wouldn't mind being a Fremen myself...
If he explores all forms and substances Straight homeward to their symbol-essences; He shall not die.
Did he possibly play blues?
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
Seems to me we should be contracting out mobsters as researchers. Because they also just 'happen' to find people who suffer spinal cord injuries.
That's a good idea. They'd probably do it for free, too, because if there's one thing mobsters hate, it's a rat.
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No need, there are lots of naturally occuring yellow foods. Some tomatos, some potatos, squash, egg yolk, corn...
Yellow snow... no, wait, scratch that off the list.
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
The spice must flow!?
Indeed.
This articles begs to be tagged "smurf".
I mean, healing people with blue dye...
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