Verizon Asks Court To Affirm 'Most Reliable' Claim
suraj.sun writes "Verizon has asked a court to affirm its claim to be 'America's Most Reliable 3G Network.' From the article, 'Verizon Wireless, a joint venture of Verizon and Vodafone Group PLC, asked a US court for a judgment that its advertising claims to be "America's Most Reliable 3G Network" were truthful, which rival AT&T called "misleading" on Monday. In papers filed in US District Court in Manhattan, Verizon said assertions on July 1 by AT&T Mobility LLC, a unit of AT&T, that its advertising was false could not be supported. AT&T, which has its principal business in Atlanta, had filed the challenge with the National Advertising Division of the Council for Better Business Bureaus. Verizon Wireless said its claims of having "America's Most Reliable 3G Network" and "America's Best 3G Network" and "America's Most Reliable Wireless Network" are "truthful, accurate and substantiated" and do not violate the trademark law known as the Lanham Act. It said that AT&T's challenge "relies on the incorrect premise that speed is an essential element of the standard for measuring network reliability.'" I can only hope that at some future date a court will decide which light beer truly is the best tasting.
I'm more interested in which is least filling.
My fellow Americans, let's restore the death penalty for child rapists. Let's do it . . . for the children.
Verizon just better hope that they don't get a judge who's actually used their service.
Talk about a hostile witness!
We're seriously wasting the court's time with this? Here's how I hope it plays out...
Verizon: We're the best.
AT&T: Nuh-uh!
Verizon: Yeah-huh!
AT&T: Nuh-uh!
Judge:: Damn it! Both of you shut up! The court finds both carriers are limited to using Edge! Verizon may only use the phrase "Home of the Crap Lobster" and AT&T can only use the phrase "That's what she said"!
T-Mobile: Good call, your honor. Catherine Zeta-Jones will be by tonight as promised.
Those who believe the Internet is private,
find their privates are on the Internet.
Well.. I have to admit that I'm impressed that Verizon isn't planning on backing down on this. In fact, they're essentially putting their lawyers where their mouth is... wait.. that didn't come out right.