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CentOS Project Administrator Goes AWOL

An anonymous reader writes "Lance Davis, the main project administrator for CentOS, a popular free 'rebuild' of Red Hat's Enterprise Linux, appears to have gone AWOL. In an open letter from his fellow CentOS developers, they describe the precarious situation the project has been put in. There have been attempts to contact him for some time now, as he's the sole administrator for the centos.org domain, the IRC channels, and apparently, CentOS funds. One can only hope that Lance gets in contact with them and gets things sorted out."

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  1. Wedding bells? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he and Alan Cox have eloped?

  2. Insert your own reiserfs joke here... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they try the lost+found directory?

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  3. Brazil by Stele · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he's hiking in Brazil. Did anyone ever think of that?

  4. Re:Hiking.... by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone checked to see if he's hiking in the Applachians?

    (fixed spelling)

    Well, given that he's a computer geek, I think it's safe to say he's not spending time with his Argentinian mistress.

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  5. Mr. and Mrs. Smith by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, he probably died and no one, not even his wife, knew that he was a closet Linux Geek. They'll be going over his record, find the accounts, and she'll be crying "Oh my God, I never knew. Why didn't he tell me?!?! We could have worked on it TOGETHER!" Only then you realize that his wife was a closet Linux Developer, and actually responsible for a great deal of OS content.

    It'd be be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but really nerdy.

  6. Re:Peace by initdeep · · Score: 4, Funny

    if he's lying in a comma, maybe we can just turn him into an exclamation point instead and everything will be just be great!

  7. Re:Peace by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right. Just ask Gov Mark Sanford.

    He was just out hiking the Appalachian Trail and his staff and the media and his constituents got all verklempt.

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  8. Re:Peace by redKrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Definitely in Argentina.

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  9. Re:tradgedy by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exactly 66% of the four CentOS users are affected.

  10. Re:He took the money by muckracer · · Score: 2, Funny

    > He probably took the money and ran.

    He's now creating his fork called BucksOS.

  11. Re:He took the money by dmarcov · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not sure how far he's gonna get with $27.50, a bag of skittles, and an old copy of 2600.

  12. OMG You Didn't by WED+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    'I'll be gone for X weeks, Mr. Soandso will be covering for me in the interim...

    OMG, you guys hired Soandso. He was with our company. He knocked up 3 admin assistants, and the guy that fixes the copier. He peed in the coffee pot in the break room. As a joke, he put our proprietary code up for sale on Craig's List. The worst of it was when he used 3 months of petty cash and donated it to McCain/Palin 2008.

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    1. Re:OMG You Didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      'I'll be gone for X weeks, Mr. Soandso will be covering for me in the interim...

      OMG, you guys hired Soandso. He was with our company. He knocked up 3 admin assistants, and the guy that fixes the copier. He peed in the coffee pot in the break room. As a joke, he put our proprietary code up for sale on Craig's List. The worst of it was when he used 3 months of petty cash and donated it to McCain/Palin 2008.

      You frequently commented about how the coffee tasted like piss-water. Would it have hurt you to chip in a little for the coffee supplies or to make a fresh pot when you took the last cup or to even wipe the counter off? Apparently it would since you never did any of those things.

      Your unwarranted criticism of my code was ill received. The remarks about getting better code from Rent a Coder or Craiglist were especially hurtful. FYI I got enough from the code sale to cover the coffee supplies.

      As for the petty cash donation to McCain//Palin I thought that would make you happy. After all, you're the one who was going around saying "I'd hit that!" about Palin and her daughter. In the meantime I was actually hitting the admin assistants and the copy repairman to boot.

  13. Re:Peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerd missing for two weeks. Found to have been on WoW binge.

  14. Re:Peace by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then again he may be on his period, or have problems with his colon.

  15. What an arm by hierofalcon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gotta be a record for a chair throw, even for someone with so much practice.

  16. Uh oh... by Sleepy · · Score: 2, Funny

    He told his wife he had to fly out, to meet the other CentOS developers... in Buenos Aires...

  17. Re:Peace by plague3106 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he killed his wife and needs some time to remove the passenger front seat. Takes some time to clean up you know? Geez, cut him some slack!

  18. Re:Peace by Errtu76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone who isn't actively connected to the project won't f*ck up alot of other people's servers just for the hell of it. Right now there's not a problem (legally), but if he intentionally screws up packages there will be. Yeah if you're paranoid, don't update your servers and/or rebuild from official RH srpms. Or buy RH support.

    I just asked a friend who works for RH and he can't confirm or deny they've kidnapped him. Hmm .....

  19. Out to Lunch by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lance Davis, the first editor of Centos, who never actually resigned from his job. He simply left one morning for lunch and never returned to his office, making all later holders of the position "Acting Editors." His old office is still preserved by the Centos volunteers in the hope that he will return. His desk sports a sign that reads "Missing, presumed fed."

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  20. Re:Peace by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    But still, would it really be that hard to post something like "Wife dead, BRB" on the mailing list?

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  21. Re:Three words... by forestgomp · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the money. It's Jerry Taylor finally getting his revenge after CentOS attacked his website. http://www.centos.org/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127

  22. Re:Peace by mrrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I must ask this question: How do you nuzzle enormous breasts while drinking a mo...

    Oh.

    brb

  23. Re:Wait a little more by mrrudge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, well if he's moved that recently, then he could very well still be waiting for BT to fix him a landline.

  24. Re:Wait a little more by jalefkowit · · Score: 4, Funny

    One of my guys told me "I'm taking a 1 week vacation. I'm going in the woods with the clothes on my back, a pup tent, canteen and hunting knife." Either he was going to come out of the woods hungry, or he may not come out at all.

    Rambo V: Systems Administrator.

    This time... it's technical.

  25. Re:Peace by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reckon. Your TF2 clan is more organised than the company I work for.

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  26. Re:Is This Bus Syndrome? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

    My prediction is that either the Admin will turn up or (worst case) won't.

    An amazing grasp of the obvious, Mr. AC!

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  27. Re:Peace by juiceg · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, just hope he wasn't hanging out with Hans Reiser.