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Has Conficker Been Abandoned By Its Authors?

darthcamaro writes "Remember Conficker? April first doom and gloom and all? Well apparently after infecting over five million IP addresses, it's now an autonomous botnet working on its own without any master command and control. Speaking at the Black Hat/Defcon Hat security conference in Las Vegas, Mikko Hypponen, chief research officer at security firm F-Secure, was told not to talk in detail about the Conficker gang — the problem is that not all researchers were under the same gag order. Just ask Roel Schouwenberg, senior anti-virus researcher at security firm Kaspersky, who says 'The Conficker botnet is autonomous; that is very strange in itself that they made Conficker replicate by itself. Now it seems like the authors have abandoned the project, but because it is autonomous, it can do whatever it wants and it keeps on trying to find new hosts to infect.'"

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  1. Re:What? by rascanban · · Score: 4, Funny

    Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.

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  2. Broken Torgo Routine by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well apparently after infecting over five million IP addresses, it's now an autonomous botnet working on its own without any master ...

    Hmmm, sounds like its authors should have spent more time on their Torgo routine. You know, the bit of code that takes care while the master is away.

    <Torgo>The master would not approve; he likes you ... but the master would ... not approve.</Torgo>

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  3. so where are they now? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Possible scenarios:

    1. they've been busted for something else and are now in gaol. Conficker patiently bides its time waiting for the stars to be right and its dark master(s) to be freed.

    2. they've given up on that crappy little botnet and are working busily on a new, much stronger, more powerful one.

    3. It was never invented by Russian mobsters, but by the Bush administration, intending to hack all the voting machines and deliver unto George a third term.

    4. someone forgot their password, it was written on a little post-it by the monitor, which was vacuumed up by their mum when she did some spring cleaning.

    5. The inventors had their fun with Microsoft and the internet, but now they've discovered girls and beer.

    1. Re:so where are they now? by the_one(2) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cracking the key would not be easy... How ironic that he should lose access to his botnet when he needs it the most.

  4. Locked out? by dickens · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if they just managed to lock themselves out, so they can't control it.

    Either that or someone walked in front of a beer truck.

  5. Whaticker? by CarpetShark · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember Conficker? April first doom and gloom and all?

    Not really. I use Linux. What was it you were worried about again?

    1. Re:Whaticker? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never getting laid?

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  6. Gee, I knew it by Lars+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what happens when software isn't open - it gets abandoned and the users are screwed. Free Conficker now! Turn it over to the EFF!

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  7. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next time, please do us all a favor, and resist.

  8. Re:What? by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next time, please do us all a favor, and resist.

    but wouldn't that be futile?

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  9. Re:Translated: by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, it works to good to be written by Symantec... ;)

  10. Re:This is not Skynet by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't discriminate. If it writes decent code its contributions will be welcome.

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  11. Re:What? by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Alan Cox can step in as maintainer, now that he has a little free time off his TTY maintainer position?

  12. Re:Authors... by Eponymous+Crowbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the article was submitted by the Conficker bot. It has evolved a rudimentary PR function...