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mysqlbytes writes "Apple has posted an anticipated v10.5.8 patch for Mac OS X, updating a number of components in the operating system, one of their last updates to Leopard. The update brings improvements to Safari, Airport, Bluetooth, among others and rolls out the latest OS X security fixes." Worth glancing at are some of the security-related notes on the update.
January 31st, 2005, was the last day that Michael Sims, Nazi editor of Slashdot [blogspot.com], ever posted a story or indeed was ever heard from again. But what happened that day to Michael Sims? Did his embroilment in the Censorware.org conspiracy finally catch up with him? Or was he involved in a violent, and ultimately fatal, lovers' spat with his partner Jamie McCarthy? The truth, as we'll see, is much more perverse than fiction.
On New Year's Eve of 2004, the entire Slashdot staff was throwing a party to celebrate another year of Linux propaganda, homosexual recruitment, and the profits that their Microsoft ad banners had raked in for them. Eric Raymond, Emad, Roblimo, Hemos, Taco, Jamie, and Alan Cox all planned to rape Richard Stallman later in the night. Michael had shown up late, however, and was let in on the plans after they were made.
As it turned out, Jamie was to be leading the charge against the Free Software Foundation's founder and would be the first to penetrate Stallman's hairy unwashed ass. Michael, however, was jealous of this and made secret plans to thwart their nefarious venture of homosexual rape. The event was planned for zero hours, right as the ball dropped. But Michael had other ideas.
Michael suggested they all toast their plan with JÃgermeister, Eric Raymond's drink of choice that was in heavy supply that night, and the rest of the partygoers followed. While everyone downed their first shot, Michael slipped into the VA Software office's break-room, grabbing the syringe Raymond used to inject Rob Malda's semen with on the way. Michael leered at the case of JÃgermeister, needle in hand.
Minutes later, Michael reappeared in the conference room with more JÃger, ready for more shots. Over the next couple of hours they indulged in several drinking and party games, spurred on by Michael, as they drank bottle after bottle of the dark brown herbal liquor. If one were to pay special attention to Michael, however, they would note that Michael drank much less than anyone else and only from his own bottle.
Emad and Roblimo were involved in a powerful sixty-nine cheered on by Hemos and Alan whose bent geek penises throbbed near Emad's head and Roblimo's bloated ass, waiting for an opportunity. Moaning, Emad diverted his wet mouth from Roblimo's butthole and took down Hemos and Alan's cocks in quick succession. Hearing the wet, sloppy commotion behind him, Roblimo lost control and glunked all over Emad's chest.
Across the room near the podium, Eric Raymond was man-handling Rob, jamming a handgun down the back of his pants and asking him if he remembered their special night in Holland [blogspot.com]. Rob was giggling like a school girl and squirmed with all his might against the cold steel. Eric rained a shower of JÃger over Rob's head which Rob greedily tongued up even as Eric's skinny red penis entered his ass cheeks, probing for the brown prize.
The conference room was awash in gay cum and chaos, Michael noted happily as he surveyed the carnage around him. Emad had now teamed up with Alan and Hemos to rape Roblimo's ass as Rob was being pistol-whipped to orgasm by Eric, all oblivious to the massive amounts of Rohypnol they were ingesting as they drank the JÃgermeister Michael had given them. It wouldn't be much longer before the drug took effect.
Another half-hour into the night, Eric paused from raping Taco's mouth and sodomizing his anus with his Glock, short of breath. His head swam and he looked at his bottle of JÃgermeister. I can usually down six of these babies, thought Eric, wondering why he was now farting uncontrollably. Rob's nose wrinkled as Eric's rectum expelled another gallon of aerosolized feces into the air. Stooping, Eric held on to the podium for support.
Across the way, Emad pulled his tiny Iranian dick out from betwee
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If Windows did this there would be several clas action lawsuits and a EU investigation. But, since it's Apple, it's OK.
... this is 'news'....
THIS JUST IN! THERE'S A NEW VERSION TO WINAMP! GET IT NOW! ... mod me troll, fanboy... you still know this isn't newsworthy.
Steve told the man himself. (click "all sizes" upper-left). It will remain "splendid" for a "long time to come". It's been 3 yrs, 5 months. As far as I figure, you never really own a Mac. If you bought one for $2800 3yrs 5months ago (41 months) that is just $68/month. That's nothing. Not even half of a milkshake -- I mean coffee per day. So, if you only paid $2800 at that date, it is as though you've been renting it for 3.5 years at $68/month and just stopped. Well, if I stopped renting something, I would not expect to be able to keep it, so you are lucky to have your PPC macs at all, including any new OS updates Apple has GRACIOUSLY allowed to put on your RENTED hardware. I would stop whining and send the mac back to Steve to recycle into magic, and just go on "renting" another 17-inch beauty starting at $2499. What-do-you-know, they even say "as low as $57.00 a month". Though at that rate um, the, uh, term might be longer than I calculated. :/
BUT! BUT! Apple told me that their system was secure by design! That it's IMPOSSIBLE to do things like that on Mac OS X! What about all those annoying, lisping people at the Mac stores who waddle around saying "We don't need virus protection!" I thought Mac was supposed to be immune to these problems because of the fundamental design. Does this mean people have LIED to me?
You got me nailed.
::offers cookie::
Well, except for the fact that I used a Mac all the way though college and still routine interact with Macs on a daily basis.
You know besides those pesky little details you are spot on.
You iPeople are so sensitive.
Here, have a cookie.
I'll try anything once. Twice if it tastes good
You didn't take the cookie? The audacity of you is appalling.
/.? /.?
Fell free to tell me where I went wrong.
1. Don't you read
2. Don't you read
3. They charged for other incremental version bumps. Still not out of 10 but have been charged.
4. That one is just funny.
Whoever modded me, thanks. Any way I can get -2 Complete Douchebag?
I'll try anything once. Twice if it tastes good
While I do find this fun I am beginning to wind down...
1. Ummm...you should read closer. According to the iPeople every Apple's OS' is perfect.
2. Ummm...you should read closer. No virus'. (LOL)
3. Unless it is jumping to 11, I consider it a service pack. Apple does charge for them. You know all the cute animals. (Yes I know this is a 10.5.X->10.5.Y jump but it still works)
4. Nice, we agreed on something. Will you accept the cookie now?
I'll try anything once. Twice if it tastes good