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Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans

ParticleGirl writes "New Scientist has an article examining 10 human features (bugs?) that we still don't understand, like blushing, laughing, and nose-picking. There are some interesting, speculative evolutionary explanations listed for each. '[Psychologist Robert R. Provine] thinks laughing began in our pre-human ancestors as a physiological response to tickling. Modern apes maintain the ancestral 'pant-pant' laugh when they are tickled during play, and this evolved into the human 'ha-ha.' Then, he argues, as our brains got bigger, laughter acquired a powerful social function — to bond people. Indeed, Robin Dunbar at the University of Oxford has found that laughing increases levels of endorphins, our body's natural opiates, which he believes helps to strengthen social relationships.'"

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  1. Re:#1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The desire to be first

    And the crushing despair that follows when one fails.

  2. Missed one: by ninjapiratemonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women.

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    1. Re:Missed one: by joocemann · · Score: 3, Funny

      It has already been understood. Women are da debbil, like that foosball.

    2. Re:Missed one: by Sciros · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can walk up to a girl, and literally say the biggest crap. If it creates the right feeling in her, it will work.

      I disagree, I walked up to a girl, and indeed literally said "the biggest crap," and it didn't work.

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  3. Re:Nose picking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And let's not forget how much fun it is. Not to mention how it drives the ladies wild.

  4. Quick... by joocemann · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... smell my finger!

    (explain that one)

  5. Re:Nose picking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, we do it because it tastes great

  6. Re:Nose picking? by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aye. And it happens in children who are still not coordinated enough to figure out HOW to blow their nose. I'd love to get some grant money to study that...

  7. Re:Memes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sociology is a legitimate science.

  8. Re:Why do noses run? by Knoeki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does your nose run, but your feet smell? That's what *I* have been wondering.

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  9. Re:Nose picking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you claim that children who pick their noses contributes to global warming somehow, you will get all of the funding you want.

  10. Re:Nose picking? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory:
    Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

    Because they have big fingers.

  11. Re:Memes by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps 'meme' is a fnord.

    'Meme' is a what?

    You didn't finish your sentence

  12. Nosepicking by petrus4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't speak for anyone else, but usually the only reason why that happens in my own case is if there's something in there that has hardened and is sticking into the wall of one of my nostrils, and it itches, or even hurts.

    So to remove the pain, I remove the source of it. ;)