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10 Worst Evolutionary Designs

JamJam writes "Besides my beer gut, which I'm sure has some purpose, Wired is running a story on the 10 Worst Evolutionary Designs. Ranging from baby giraffes being dropped 5-foot during birth to Goliath bird-eating spiders that practically explode when they fall from trees."

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  1. Another worst design. by kurt555gs · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Pontiac Aztec. God they were ugly.

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    1. Re:Another worst design. by RockWolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Pontiac Aztec. God they were ugly.

      Must've been evolution, because there sure wasn't a lot of intelligent design that went into that one...

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  2. Re:It has a purpose by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Genitalia camouflage.

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  3. Re:Hit And Miss! by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes spelling is that way, too.

  4. Re:Purpose of the beer gut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that a beer keg in your tummy or are you just happy to see me?

  5. the human foot by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    the human foot is the stupidest most ugliest thing. the shape is completely pointless, the whole 5 wiggling toes thing is absurd and useless. to say toes help us grip and balance is to argue from the starting assumption that the human foot its the best design, which it obviously isn't. a truly intelligent design would be something like pan from greek legend: hooves. now a hoof is smart

    and the foot is also the most accessible argument against intelligent design in your rhetorical toolbox. i mean come on, look at your damn foot: how can you look at a human foot and NOT see that it was once a monkey hand for gripping trees coopted into the need to walk instead, and that this "foot" is a relatively "new" development in our monkey lineage?

    next time you're confronted with an intelligent design moron, take off your shoe, resist throwing it at them, and show them your foot

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  6. Re:Spartan Giraffes by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's still Sasquatch in North America, a population of Yeti in the Himalayas, the Australian Bunyip and of course the Belgians.