Man To Marry His Pillow

Okeke Ikechukwu, a 26-year-old man from Nigeria, has decided the best way to smother himself with love is to marry his pillow. Okeke says his severe stutter keeps him from being able to get a girlfriend and his pillow is his best option. "Since I am a stutterer, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them," he said. "I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it."

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Sttutttter,

[Anonymous Coward]

s-s-since I am a stu-stu-stu-stutterr, wo-wo-wo-ladies have always laughed at m-m-m-me whenever I try to t-t-t-talk to th-th-th-them. Yuk. A 10-year old pillow that a man has been loving as a woman... That thing must be as hard and crusty as a brick.