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Palm Pre Reports Your Location and Usage To Palm

AceJohnny writes "Joey Hess found that his Palm Pre was ratting on him. It turns out the Pre periodically uploads detailed information about the user to Palm, including the names of installed apps, application usage (and crashes), as well as GPS coordinates. This, of course, is without user consent or control. The only way he found to disable the uploads was to modify system files."

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  1. Boycott by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, add them to the list.
    Actually it's getting hard to keep track. Should we start a wiki?

    1. Re:Boycott by Ogive17 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would be easier to keep track of the companies that have NOT screwed over the customer.

      I'll get back to you if I can think of one.

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    2. Re:Boycott by StreetStealth · · Score: 3, Funny

      My local, family-owned grocery store has never screwed me over!

      Oh wait, they did stop carrying that one delicious brand of pita bread. And the express lane is always too busy. And there's that ugly, no-name DVD rental kiosk in the entryway with MS Paint graphics.

      Never mind, they suck.

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    3. Re:Boycott by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1, Funny

      > I'll get back to you if I can think of one.

      Microsoft reduced my TCO and enhanced my usability. Aero makes computing fun. And they pay me to shill for them.

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    4. Re:Boycott by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      MS Paint graphics.

      My God, your grocer is worse than Hitler.

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  2. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by TheCowSaysMooNotBoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Possibly even better answer: 90% of the Palm users don't care.

  3. Re:Where's the hyperbolic and inflammatory blurb? by lancejjj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the hyperbolic and inflammatory blurb?

    I only get paid to attack particular businesses and politicians.

    I'm sure the hell not going to bother to attack someone else for free. Someone has to pay for it.

  4. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look up "prole drift." More people have opportunities to better themselves than ever before; now *everyone* has a chance to run a shady business and abuse their positions of power. Things like grass lawns and vacations also used to be the exclusive playthings of the wealthy.

  5. Re:Slashdot Exercise Time! by Xserv · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the spirit of blaming Apple for Palm's misbehavior with their iTunes stunt please respond here with how this is also Apples fault.

    I'll give it a shot: There's an app for that!"

    I digress.

    - xserv

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  6. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Things like grass lawns and vacations also used to be the exclusive playthings of the elderly.

    Fixed that for you. Now get off my lawn.

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  7. Re:Slashdot Exercise Time! by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? What does this iDigress app do?!

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  8. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    > some do. its just hit the lawyer boards.
    > http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1062087&mc=1&forum_id=2

    Err umm, Some of my um CLIENTS need to know if their Palm Pre will record visits to their prostitutes.
    Ahem... please answer this question before 4pm this afternoon, if possible.

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  9. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

    VP of Engineering: "Dude, they're going to find out, and they'll be pissed."
    VP of Marketing: "This is going to be great. Think of all the things we could do with this information. Think of all the people we could sell that information to. The feature stays."

    EVP of Marketing: "I eat boogers."
    CMO: "Excellent work, EVP of Marketing. VP of Engineering, you're too cautious. You'll never make it in today's world."
    CIO: "He's right. You're fired."
    VP of Engineering: "It's all good, I already have two other jobs lined up. Later, losers."
    EVP of Marketing: "Did I mention I eat my own boogers?"

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  10. Re:Yea, and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it great how the courts can ask Motorola where you are but you can't?

    You just need to sue yourself and then ask Motorola for the location of your phone so that you can serve legal documents to yourself.

  11. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm just worried that that freaky Pre chick knows where I live now.

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  12. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mean, when the rich pee on the poor?

  13. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Funny

    How's the weather way, way, way, way down under the sand?

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  14. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only to find out, after days and days of reading source code, that google was evil after all

  15. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet another example of an amoral corporation not giving a shit about their customers.

    I disagree. They care about you so much that they want to know where you are all the time. Next step is to turn on the voice recording feature in the middle of the night to make sure you're still breathing.

  16. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by phoenix321 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your palm is not a chick, never was.

  17. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what kind of backlash there will be about this and how much more negative impact it will have on the Palm brand.

    Why, none of course...None at all, since Palm knows exactly where you were between noon and 1:00pm today, who you called, where she met you and also knows the phone number of your wife.

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  18. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of my um CLIENTS need to know if their Palm Pre will record visits to their prostitutes.

    That's it! That was Palm's motivation all along! To collect one gargantuan database of the most popular prostitutes!

    Whoa to datamine this beauty.... you could find out the most popular prostitutes - and avoid them! Go to unpopular ones and haggle for the price! Find out the REAL unpopular ones for the most kinky stuff!

    Not that I'd be interested, mind you. No sir, not me.

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  19. Re:Did it not occur to PALM that this is BAD? by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    90% of Palm users don't actually exist.

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