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Up To 90 Percent of US Money Has Traces of Cocaine
mmmscience writes "Scientists have found that up to 90% of US paper money has some cocaine contamination, up from the 67% mark measured two years ago. Looking at bills from 17 cities, it's no surprise that the city with the highest level was Washington DC, where up to 95% of bills gathered there tested positive. From a global standpoint, both Canada and Brazil tested rather high (85% and 80%, respectively), but China and Japan were well behind the curve at 20% and 12%. The researchers hope that studies such as these will be of help to law enforcement agencies that are attempting to understand the growth and flow of drug use in communities."
when Bush recommended an 'economic stimulus'.
"I bless every day that I continue to live, for every day is pure profit."
I roll up 100 dollar bills to snort up other 100 dollar bills. Its a vicious circle.
Be you Admins? nay, we are but lusers!
I don't know about you, but the cocaine isn't the thing that worries me - I'm more worried about the fact that 90% of the bills I use have been up someone's nose!
And if you were in the elevator with me this morning, you got more than trace amounts of late night taco bell.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
"Up to 90% of Scientists Studying Money Also Do Cocaine."
Plus every flat surface in any bar or nightclub restroom will test positive for either Cocaine or WD40 & Vaseline :)
Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.
You have to put the coins in the proper coin slot. The really talented strippers can even dispense change for you.
"But this one goes to 11!"