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Cops Say Man Used Young Son To Pick Up Women

Posted by samzenpus on from the don't-hate-the-player-hate-the-game dept.

Police in Utica, Michigan put an end to a divorced man's weekend visitation with his son after it was discovered he was using the young boy to help pick up women. The 7-year-old would approach women in the park and ask, "if they would like to meet his dad so he could have a mother." If that didn't work, the world's youngest wingman would begin to cry and try to get the unsuspecting women to take him back to his father's car. Eventually, several men in the park figured out what was going on and alerted the police. The father was arrested, charged with disorderly conduct, and possession of steel testicles.

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  1. Oldest trick in the book. by FlickieStrife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, arrested? I seriously doubt the kid really knew the magnitude of what he was doing. Just call the dad a damn douche and be on with it.

  2. disorderly conduct? by superwiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems like it's the unlawful-arrest excuse of choice nowadays.

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