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Join the Cardboard Tube Fighting League

Posted by samzenpus on from the sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-but-cardboard-will-never-hurt-me dept.

Need to vent some aggression? Do you have an overwhelming urge to smash someone with a cardboard tube? If you answered yes, the Cardboard Tube Fighting League is for you. "The CTFL was created out of a desperate need to better train and arm citizens with cardboard tubes," says the official website. While Fight Club has 8 rules, the CTFL needs 9, presumably because of the added danger a cardboard tube brings to the table. Unfortunately for east coasters, the only officially sponsored events take place in San Francisco.

6 comments

  1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  2. The Cardboard Tube I get, by riyley · · Score: 1

    but what's with the cardboard box on his head? He's supposed to dress like a samurai.

    1. Re:The Cardboard Tube I get, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sleep swords = steel armor

      cardboard swords = cardboard armor

  3. For the Budget Concious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cardboard Tube Fighting League - when being a boffer is too pretentious.

  4. lightning bolt! lightning bolt! by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Magic beats your cardboard tubes any day!

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