Join the Cardboard Tube Fighting League

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday August 19, 2009 @04:22AM from the sticks-and-stones-may-break-my-bones-but-cardboard-will-never-hurt-me dept.

Need to vent some aggression? Do you have an overwhelming urge to smash someone with a cardboard tube? If you answered yes, the Cardboard Tube Fighting League is for you. "The CTFL was created out of a desperate need to better train and arm citizens with cardboard tubes," says the official website. While Fight Club has 8 rules, the CTFL needs 9, presumably because of the added danger a cardboard tube brings to the table. Unfortunately for east coasters, the only officially sponsored events take place in San Francisco.

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The Cardboard Tube I get, by riyley · 2009-08-20 01:16 · Score: 1

but what's with the cardboard box on his head? He's supposed to dress like a samurai.
lightning bolt! lightning bolt! by markov_chain · 2009-08-21 05:35 · Score: 1

Magic beats your cardboard tubes any day!

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