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N00b Boyfriend

He'll probably ask where to find Mankrik's wife at dinner.

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  1. A NOOB!! by City+AnG3lu5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is so hilarious. I laughed so hard at :"This relationship is headed for an epic fail young lady!"
    Just brilliant. "Too long, did not listen."

    1. Re:A NOOB!! by LaskoVortex · · Score: 3, Funny

      The date dude knew more about that stuff than I do. The last thing I understood was that part about running around in circles in halo. Actually, I get half way around before I run out of lives. I play with my nephews. I can tolerate the slaughter for about 2 minutes. Then I challenge them to some chess but they know they'll get "pawned" so they chicken out.

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      Just callin' it like I see it.
    2. Re:A NOOB!! by Supurcell · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh oh, we gots us a n00b in our midst.

    3. Re:A NOOB!! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      We don't reply to n00bs, we pwn them!

    4. Re:A NOOB!! by sznupi · · Score: 2, Informative

      "chess is a game of skill only at novice and grandmaster levels"

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      One that hath name thou can not otter
    5. Re:A NOOB!! by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 2, Informative

      When both players are novice, all patterns are new, and therefore the winner is decided buy pure skill. Then, you may start to learn a few openings, and a few tricks. It doesn't take much to easily beat novices, but you haven't won because of your skills, only because you memorized tricks. There is a huge range where the winner is decided more than by how well you know the opening than by actual skills. Eventually, you get to a point where you already know all the tricks there are to know, and so does your adversary, then most games end up as ties, and wins demonstrate real skill, over and above what's in the books.

      Of course in reality it's not that bad, but the quote is at least half-true.

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