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Pi Calculated To Record 2.5 Trillion Digits

Joshua writes "Researchers from Japan have calculated Pi to over 2.5 trillion decimals using the T2K Open Supercomputer (which is currently ranked 47th in the world according to a June, 2009 report from Top500.org). This new number more than doubles the previous record of about 1.2 trillion decimals set in 2002 by another Japanese research team. Unfortunately, there still seems to be no pattern."

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  1. Congratulations! by Petersko · · Score: 4, Funny

    These researchers are now in possession of the most useless piece of information in science.

    3.14 was very useful. 3.1415? Even more so. But after that it's diminishing returns, baby. 2.5 trillion digits? Good heavens. Of course it never repeats - we kind of knew that already.

    Pointless mathematical dick-sizing. Problem is, this dick is so huge no vagina will ever make use of it.

    1. Re:Congratulations! by AnonGCB · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hear those black hole's are pretty loose, and CERN is working on one so who knows, maybe it will be used.

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    2. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The point is that someday, a computer instructed to compute pi indefinitely will simply respond, "Why don't you just go fuck yourself?" Then we'll know that the machine has achieved sentience.

    3. Re:Congratulations! by Snarfangel · · Score: 5, Funny

      The point is that someday, a computer instructed to compute pi indefinitely will simply respond, "Why don't you just go fuck yourself?" Then we'll know that the machine has achieved sentience.

      I'd be even more impressed if it said "Sure thing, I'll get right on it!" and then pretended to work while surfing the web.

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    4. Re:Congratulations! by olsmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah. Either that, or it's from New Jersey.

    5. Re:Congratulations! by Sark666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It'll say, "Don't bother me, I'm working on that entropy problem. But don't worry, I'm still collecting data."

    6. Re:Congratulations! by east+coast · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd be even more impressed if it said "Sure thing, I'll get right on it!" and then pretended to work while surfing the web.

      Hey! That's my job.

      They make a machine to take every job. Before I know it they'll have a machine loafing at the corner bar, smoking cigarettes and downing Jim Beam and Coke like it was water.

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    7. Re:Congratulations! by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the computer were really smart, it would say, "Interesting. Yes, I can do that, but it will take some time. Seven and a half million years." Then it will relax while appearing to give the problem deep thought.

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    8. Re:Congratulations! by mldi · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the computer were really smart, it would say, "Interesting. Yes, I can do that, but it will take some time. Seven and a half million years." Then it will relax while appearing to give the problem deep thought.

      Nope, it'd come back and tell you it's 42.

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    9. Re:Congratulations! by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

      <Person> Computer, calculate pi to an indefinite number of decimal digits.

      <Computer> Ok, done.

      <Person> Wow, that was fast.

      <Person> Computer, e-mail me the previous computed value.

      <Computer> Ok, this will take a long time, please wait. ETA: indefinite. Next status report in: 6 months.

    10. Re:Congratulations! by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pointless mathematical dick-sizing. Problem is, this dick is so huge no vagina will ever make use of it.

      Huge? What are you talking about? It's barely over 3 inches!

    11. Re:Congratulations! by shiftless · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear those black hole's are pretty loose

      Racist!

  2. So.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...have they found the circle yet?

  3. 100 years from now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers will find that Pi begins to repeat after 2,500,000,000,001 digits.

    1. Re:100 years from now... by Twide · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, having seen this same joke on 2 other sites that posted this story days ago... it just proves that no one can come up with an original thought anymore.

      It just goes to show, this joke is circular.

  4. The pattern. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course there's a pattern. I mean, otherwise, I wouldn't be able to match it with 3.[0-9]{1,}

  5. Re:Question about Pi and circles. . . by e9th · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've constructed a perfect circle, with a circumference of 1 meter. It's the diameter I'm having trouble with.

  6. Is that all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    2.5 Trillion digits?

    That's nothing. Chuck Norris knows the last digit.

  7. I've got an even more simple pattern by sayfawa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard somewhere it's equal to the circumference of a circle divided by it's diameter...

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    1. Re:I've got an even more simple pattern by abies · · Score: 2, Funny

      decimal expansion is infinite in all bases

      Can you have decimal expansion in base different than 10 ?

    2. Re:I've got an even more simple pattern by chebucto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or even simpler: "PI is the circumference of a circle of diameter 1".

      OK, so where do I find the circumference?

      Pardon the pun, but this definition seems circular to me.

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    3. Re:I've got an even more simple pattern by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      i is the perimeter of your happy place.

      In grue feet.

  8. Re:No pattern = a very good thing by daver00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ahhh! what is wrong with you geeks! Hand in your cards, all of you.

    There is an extremely simple pattern to pi, just not in base10 decimal expansion. Its already been said but here we go:

    pi = 4(1-1/3+1/5-1/7+1/9-1/11+...)

    Mathematicians were all over this stuff years ago, try to think about what the implications of this are for precision in scientific computing.

  9. Please don't mod me up, except maybe +1 funny by Petersko · · Score: 2, Funny

    While I think that the computing horsepower was misdirected (covered elsewhere), and the last trillion digits could have waited, this post is mostly here for me to be arrogantly dismissive and make dick / vagina jokes.

  10. Rational PI FYI by NCamero · · Score: 2, Funny

    FYI
    The reason the Babylonians, and the Egyptians, and we use 360 degrees is this:

    355/113 = 3.14159292035
    pi `= 3.14159265359

    A difference of 8.5x10-6%

    Which makes 355/113 close enough to pi. 360 is close to 355 which is why we use 360 degrees for angles and time.

  11. If you find a singularity "pretty loose" by dizzydogg · · Score: 2, Funny

    having effectively zero size, your girlfriend must wish you were throwing a hotdog through the halway :P

  12. Re:Well... by nacturation · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just because nobody has detected a pattern doesn't mean there isn't one.

    Don't you think that's an irrational conclusion?

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  13. Re:Well... by Kagura · · Score: 4, Funny

    00000001 110000000
    00001110 001110000
    00110000 000001100
    01000000 000000010
    01000000 000000010
    01000000 000000010
    00110000 000001100
    00001110 001110000
    00000001 110000000

    About two trillin digits down the line, in base 2, scientists discovered a curious pattern... is it purely random, or perhaps a message from the Creators?

  14. Compression by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait, we can record a ridiculous amount of data (2.5 trillion digits!) just by calculating pi?

    Best.

    Compression Algorithm.

    Evar!

  15. Re:No one needs more than 50 digits by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    No one needs more than 640 digits

    Fixed that for you.

  16. Re:There is a pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok so pi = 1.000000000... in base pi. That's a nice pattern. What does that pattern look like in base 10, even if it stands out a little less?

  17. Re:Well... by TobyRush · · Score: 2, Funny

    They better keep on going, 'cos what if the pattern is that the SECOND three trillion digits are the same as the FIRST three trillion digits, except like BACKWARDS! :O

    Man, that'd be SO AWESOME.

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  18. Re:Question about Pi and circles. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can construct a perfect circle, with a circumference of 1 meter and an exact diameter, but it's too big to fit in this post.

  19. Re:Well... by aurb · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the Creators are sending us a goatse?

  20. obligatory very early xkcd reference by phaunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm surprised that nobody posted this yet.
    "Unfortunanely, there seems to be no pattern yet", but what about secret messages?