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Man Steal Motorcycle One Piece At a Time
A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle over the course of 5 years from the factory where he worked. The man, identified only as Zhang, was an assembly line worker in the motorcycle factory and took Johnny Cash's advice by stealing the bike one piece at a time so he wouldn't get caught. "I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang. Soon after finishing his bike, Zhang was pulled over by the police, who soon discovered he had no paperwork. He admitted to theft, was fined, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.
"your crazed frothy-mouthed rant is actually a whole lot more humorous (albeit unintentionally) than your original "attempt at humour"!"
Hey, I aim to please!
"There's something quite sweet about a humourless person going nuts because nobody applauded their attempted joke"
If I did go nuts, it wasn't because no one laughed, it was the guy was a complete prick about the fact I didn't read the article. I read the blurb, was reminded of an old song, and pointed it out. I don't think an attack against me was deserved. Like I said, I feel sorry for that guy if my small mistake gets him that riled up.
If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.