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Apple Allegedly Sought Non-Poaching Deal With Palm

theodp writes "A Bloomberg report that Apple CEO Steve Jobs proposed a possibly illegal truce with Palm against poaching their respective employees is sure to pique the interest of the US Department of Justice, which already is investigating whether Google, Yahoo, Apple, Genentech and other tech companies conspired to keep others from stealing their top talent. 'Your proposal that we agree that neither company will hire the other's employees, regardless of the individual's desires, is not only wrong, it is likely illegal,' former Palm CEO Ed Colligan reportedly told Jobs in August 2007." The article notes that Apple was probably reacting to Palm's hiring of Jon Rubenstein, who had been instrumental in developing the iPod and went on to spearhead the Pre for Palm (and has now become Palm's chairman and CEO). "It's the story about the importance of charismatic engineers," said veteran Silicon Valley forecaster Paul Saffo. "People don't work for Palm. They work for Jon Rubinstein. One has to wonder how Steve Jobs ever let Jon Rubinstein leave."

181 comments

  1. At Apple, employees just work by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple wasn't looking to screw over their employees. They merely wished to make the Apple employment experience more simple and elegant. With other employers, employees must make complicated and confusing decisions about raises and other job opportunities, resolve conflicts between competing employers, etc. At Apple, it's a simple "You work here" interface.

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    1. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 0, Troll

      Apple wasn't looking to screw over their employees. They merely wished to make the Apple employment experience more simple and elegant. With other employers, employees must make complicated and confusing decisions about raises and other job opportunities, resolve conflicts between competing employers,

      By colluding with competitors? If a certain employee is so valuable, then Apple should be willing to compensate the employee enough to stay there. Not make backroom deals with other companies.

      At Apple, it's a simple "You work here" interface.

      And what if you quit, get fired, or laid off? Why should some backroom deal between Jobs and some other CEOs prevent you from landing on your feet?

      This goes beyond non-compete clauses. At least with a non-compete, the employees sign a form acknowledging trade secrets and agreeing not to work for competitors. Deals like these, they have no say or control over.

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    2. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Em+Emalb · · Score: 5, Funny

      ah yes, the infamous iWork program. I've heard good and bad things about this program.

      Last I read, iWork is not compatible with iLife, unless you're running the iWork is iLife RC2.

      I have not updated to that level of iLife, thankfully.

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    3. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "At Apple, it's a simple "You work here" interface."

      At least it was just a potential legal agreement.

      I love how it was suggested in William Gibson's novel _Count Zero_. Corporations defended against employee migrations to competitors with imprisonment (you worked in plush headquarters you weren't allowed to leave), military force (railgun), brain bomb implants (leave, die, a la MI3), and my favorite, the suggested (ex-)employee isn't harmed, just some (biological) agent is released that kills everyone around them that helped to extract or employ them in the future if employee doesn't maintain his injections of protein X which we've made them "dependent" on.

      Poaching? Shrug.

    4. Re:At Apple, employees just work by dsharp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whoosh!

    5. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Tim4444 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard the iWork doesn't have a sleep mode. You can only use the buddy device iBreakForCoffee.

    6. Re:At Apple, employees just work by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is only our current standing in technology that prevents some of these being employed :)

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    7. Re:At Apple, employees just work by MaerD · · Score: 1

      This goes beyond non-compete clauses. At least with a non-compete, the employees sign a form acknowledging trade secrets and agreeing not to work for competitors. Deals like these, they have no say or control over.

      ...And, at least in the state I'm in, a non-compete isn't worth the paper it's written unless you're getting paid for the period it's covering.

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    8. Re:At Apple, employees just work by kuactet · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    9. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love Count Zero. The tech is just as cool as plausible, and the writing is razor sharp. Gibson's best book, edging out Neuromancer, if you ask me.

    10. Re:At Apple, employees just work by TheGreenNuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      On top of that, iWork will not work on mobile devices and does not support roaming licenses.

    11. Re:At Apple, employees just work by easyTree · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is it just me or is it more fun bashing Apple than Microsoft?

    12. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's no iWork at Microsoft? oh right, the collective doesn't use "I" so it'd be the weWork. Of course there's also the weeWork for the CE team and !wiiWork for the XBox group.

    13. Re:At Apple, employees just work by smellsofbikes · · Score: 3, Funny

      The satire's better because the target is more interesting. It's easy to model Microsoft as this nearly all-powerful obelisk of pure evil, and there's nothing funny, ironic, or edgy about criticizing pure evil. Apple, however, can be modelled as just as evil as Microsoft but with a cheerful, shiny exterior, like an M&M: crunchy and bright-colored on the outside, but filled with darkness. Suddenly there's room for a lot more range of critical approaches, and a lot more targets, especially the people who only see the shiny exterior.

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    14. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just you!

    15. Re:At Apple, employees just work by easyTree · · Score: 1

      yes

      T,FTFY :P

    16. Re:At Apple, employees just work by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      ITYM "TL;DR" HTH HAND

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    17. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or is it more fun bashing Apple than Microsoft?

      iThinkSo

    18. Re:At Apple, employees just work by easyTree · · Score: 1

      thanks

      T,FTFY ;P

    19. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs takes himself far more seriously than Bill Gates, so he's more fun to poke at.

    20. Re:At Apple, employees just work by jeko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, come on, it's fun bashin' everybody.

      Watch this:

      Obama's puttin'-geezers-outta-their-misery death panels are even more gun-totin' retarded than Dick Cheney and George Bush's love child with Condoleeza Rice, Alberto Gonzalez.

      See? One sentence mortally offended:

      1. Democrats
      2. Republicans
      3. Gays
      4. Latinos
      5. African Americans
      6. Special Olympics
      7. Senior Citizens
      8. The NRA
      9. the illegitimate

      You can play too. See how many special interest groups you can offend with less than 30 words.

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    21. Re:At Apple, employees just work by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be "Funny" .. sorry about the bad mod.

      Also, whoever is modding this troll needs to get one of those iLife things I read about elsewhere in the thread.

    22. Re:At Apple, employees just work by jgostling · · Score: 1

      Nah... It's just the novelty.

      Cheers!

    23. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>One has to wonder how Steve Jobs ever let Jon Rubinstein leave.

      Because Steve Jobs is a major as*hole, and I speak as a Mac fanboy. Too many people have cut their own throats rather than ever work with him again.

    24. Re:At Apple, employees just work by SlashWombat · · Score: 1

      Apple has always been a fun target ... They actually deserve to be! The fact is they are definitely more evil than M$. (citation required) Apple is designed for the simpleton ... why else would their mouse only have one button? (Hint, they don't want to confuse their customers more than they already are.)It used to be more fun when Apple used Motorola/IBM processors, as the Apple Fanboys would always bite on this subject, even though they couldn't differentiate between shit and clay.

    25. Re:At Apple, employees just work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > there's no iWork at Microsoft? oh right, the collective doesn't use "I" so it'd be the weWork.

      Knowing Microsoft, it would be "My Work" or worse, like "ActiveWork" or "DirectWork"

  2. Peace, Love and Anti-Competitive Behavior by furytrader · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indirectly eliminating your vocational opportunities by working at Apple: that's not a bug in your employment contract, it's a feature.

  3. I have a non-poaching deal with my palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm only allowed to jerk myself off.

    1. Re:I have a non-poaching deal with my palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apropos jerking off, I bet tonight a lot of Apple fanbois will be jerking off to the Apple logo with tears in their eyes. "I love you but you can be so mean!" :D

    2. Re:I have a non-poaching deal with my palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tears in their eyes or tears for lube?

  4. Apparently the reply was - by musefrog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jobs: "If a CEO does it, it's not illegal."

    1. Re:Apparently the reply was - by soundhack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would guess that it would be more likely "If Steve Jobs does it, it's not illegal"

    2. Re:Apparently the reply was - by WaywardGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, this sort of agreement is common practice, even in Silicon Valley. One example: I left QuickLogic to join Synplicity. Soon after, all my friends were joining Synplicity. QuickLogic was a customer of Synplicity. QuickLogic's CEO had a talk with Synplicity's CEO, and soon after I was told that we don't hire QuickLogic people any more. BTW, both QuickLogic and Synplicity were fantastic companies to work for back then. We'd simply stripped (without meaning too) most of the software talent from QuickLogic, so it's understandable their CEO was pissed. Regardless of the law, most companies can't afford too piss off their customers.

      The only thing strange about that situation was it's technically illegal in California. However, such practice is perfectly legal here in NC where I live now. My old boss had an employee in our group that was very good. My boss went to Avanti, and told them never, under any conditions, would he allow that employee to switch to Avanti. You see, in NC, most employees have legally binding non-competition clauses in their employment agreements, which tend to stand up in court, so if you want to change jobs, your boss can threaten sue you directly. This is one of the main reasons high-tech startups suck wind here. Anyway, Avanti saw my old boss's passion about this one guy, so they offered him a job he couldn't refuse right away. D'oh!

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    3. Re:Apparently the reply was - by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't think "illegal". Think "legally different".

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    4. Re:Apparently the reply was - by Nihixul · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's merely iLegal.

    5. Re:Apparently the reply was - by mvdwege · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This thread is replete with people who think it normal that businesses collude to strenghten their position in the labour market. And yet watch the howls go up if someone suggests that the employees do the same.

      Mart

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    6. Re:Apparently the reply was - by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      This thread is replete with people who think it normal that businesses collude to strenghten their position in the labour market. And yet watch the howls go up if someone suggests that the employees do the same.

      From "Silk Stockings"

      Ninotchka: "So, tell me, Mr. Canfield, in America, are you one of the oppressors, or one of the oppressed?"

      Steven Canfield: "Oh, an oppressor, absolutely. And, as one oppressor to another, we both know it's the best place to be."

      Technical people often identify not with who they are, but with who they wish to become. We can generalize that: people often support ideas that hurt them, because they think they're going to end up in a place where those same ideas will help them out. Look at Joe The Plumber's question to Obama: he basically wanted to know, "if a miracle happens and I'm suddenly filthy rich, will I have to pay more in taxes?" to which the answer was "yes." So he was very upset because he believed that a miracle was going to happen to him. Same thing holds with many slashdotters.

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    7. Re:Apparently the reply was - by WaywardGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think California's laws against non-competition contracts should be adopted nation wide. It works wonders for the economy when employees can say to their boss, "Screw you, I'm starting my own business, and I'll kick your butt!"

      It is normal for businesses to try and collude to tie down their employees, and restrict competition. It's a natural result of the pursuit of money. What we need are laws restricting this in a very effective manner. California has done the best job, SFAIK.

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    8. Re:Apparently the reply was - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Key point being: Regardless of the law, most companies can't afford too piss off their customers.

      I have never seen that applied to companies in direct competition with each other such as Apple and Palm.

    9. Re:Apparently the reply was - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few friends of mine did the same thing back in the late 90's. It was a little different because our old company, Initech burned down but most of us simply went across the way to work at Initrode.

    10. Re:Apparently the reply was - by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      I don't think you know how tax brackets work. You're only taxed the higher rate on the money you actually earn in the new bracket. So both you and the stoner don't pay a dime for the first 18k you earn.

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    11. Re:Apparently the reply was - by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Look at Joe The Plumber's question to Obama: he basically wanted to know, "if a miracle happens and I'm suddenly filthy rich, will I have to pay more in taxes?" to which the answer was "yes." So he was very upset because he believed that a miracle was going to happen to him. Same thing holds with many slashdotters.

      You absolutely miss the point of Joe the Plumber's question. I've listened to interviews with the guy; it would take a fair amount of class snobbery to think he was an idiot. (And yes, there was a MASSIVE amount of class snobbery directed at him after his brief celebrity.)

      Joe wasn't purely self-servingly opposed to the tax scheme because he expected it to affect him. He used himself as an example to illustrate the moral and economical destructiveness of raising taxes on high earners, harm brought to anybody that falls into that category. It is an important question, since (despite you claiming it would be a 'miracle') it happens often in our society.

      In other words, he was thinking in the abstract, based on general principles; you are thinking that his question was purely about himself.

    12. Re:Apparently the reply was - by Quothz · · Score: 1

      LIt is an important question, since (despite you claiming it would be a 'miracle') it happens often in our society.

      Ah, that's where it gets ya. Upward-type class mobility is very rare - less in America than in many nations, but still it happens a lot less than many folks believe. It does happen, and in a country as large as this one, it seems to happen fairly often, but it really doesn't. For the vast majority of people in America, no matter how smart they are, no matter how hard they work, and no matter what they do, there's nowhere to go but straight on the course or down.

      So, no, it's not an important question. Updward mobility of that sort is so rare it's a statistical error; more people in America die from exposure each year than move up an order of magnitude in income. It was an ignorant question, and stupid besides, because he took his opportunity to confront the President and piddled it away with a question better suited for a grade-school civics teacher.

    13. Re:Apparently the reply was - by quotationspage · · Score: 1

      "Behind every great fortune there is a crime." --Honore de Balzac

    14. Re:Apparently the reply was - by gmprog · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the employee version be the basic definition of a labor union?

    15. Re:Apparently the reply was - by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And yet watch the howls go up if someone suggests that the employees do the same.

      So long as the employees aren't *forced* to collude, most won't care.

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  5. It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These cases come up all the time, they fall under restraint of trade. If Apple want to stop someone working elsewhere by contract shenanigans, they have to pay that employee until the contract dates expires.

    1. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      While it may be true that a company can't legally prevent you from moving over to a competitor of your own free will, there are clauses in employment contracts that seek to prevent an ex-employee from poaching current employees away.

      What's interesting is how the word 'poaching' has gone from the illegal murder of animals while trespassing to stealing away of top talent. The evolution of this word as well as 'hunting' and other terms typically associated with big game hunting have become part of our employment lexicon.

      I bring this up because the analogy holds to some extent. Top level developers are, in a sense, hunted for their skills. While the bullet isn't what they get, they do get offers ranging from the low 6 figures to the slightly higher than that 6 figures. On the other hand, designers are paid much more than that. Take any marketing company as an example of top designers making money hand over fist. OSS could never compete with that, since there isn't that kind of money in this industry to pay for top developers. So you get the kind of brain-dead design as we see here on the /. front page. Seriously, why is there a bar with a tiny +- character there? Why is it separating the summary from the tags and comments links?

    2. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're talking about the situation where Apple's contract with the employee states that said employee may not work for competitor(s).

      This is different. It's either:

      Palm state they won't hire anyone who works for Apple (& vice versa).

      Or

      Palm state they won't actively solicit current employees of Apple (& vice versa).

      Since the original article is full of speculative crap and theodp's summary is full of shrill hysterics it's difficult to tell which. IANAL but I'd guess at least the second of those is probably legal.

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    3. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just got back from holiday, it seems tagging doesn't work now.

    4. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OSS could never compete with that, since there isn't that kind of money in this industry to pay for top developers. So you get the kind of brain-dead design as we see here on the /. front page. Seriously, why is there a bar with a tiny +- character there?

      It costs nothing to leave things the heck alone. Knowing when not to tinker with things is apparently much more expensive.

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    5. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      It's simply price fixing on the labour market and should result in pound me in the ass prison. Fortunately laws are only for poor people.

    6. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Huh? According to the recruiter I was definitely covered by an anti-poaching agreement between Lucasarts and my former employer even though I had left that employer (and moved to a third country) over a year ago. Last time I checked Lucasarts was in California (but this was years ago).

    7. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is that if you DON'T setup these types of agreements, and continue hiring away employees from direct competitors then you open yourself up to nasty patent/trade secret disputes. You've made a business practice of hiring employees with inside knowledge and you just set yourself up for the lawsuits.. that's why they call it "poaching'.

      Many business partners have these agreements, so that suppliers aren't competing with their customers for employees on the same projects... after all, why pay another company to do a job when you can just hire their best employees?

      From the slashdotter point of view, the headhunting is quite bad for YOUR career. Because these companies headhunt off each other, that means they're not looking for NEW talent (which of course there is such a shortage of!!!) preferring to hire the guy away that did the last cool project that was published, skyrocketing salaries pricing you, the mid-level employee, out of the game. Consider it like salary caps in sports. The stars make multi-million dollar deals.. the other 29 guys that practice just as hard and show up for all the games too get $75k tops ... In the same way, for each of these "rockstars" there's an army of guys making barely enough to afford living 2 hours from work (in northern California mind you).. but they make the "rockstars" look good and get the product shipped on time.

      This is why the companies focus on out-of-college recruiting almost exclusively (and there aren't enough new graduates willing to work like they have 10 years experience)... so they can pay sub-market wages and dangle the "rockstar" salary, eventually, rather than looking for older, meticulous, team players that get things done on time and under budget... and don't even work OT to do it! But of course they don't work for "rockstar" wages and they don't work for "newbie" wages either.

    8. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by somersault · · Score: 1

      After a quick check to see what you are talking about, I recommend this: try holding your mouse over the plus/minus thingy until the tooltip pops up. Not the best design though, I'm not sure entirely what the voting does - possibly something to do with the firehose system.

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    9. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm confused, how can one "murder" an animal ? I can see how you can kill it (perhaps by poaching on someone else's property), but how does one "murder" a non-human ? As far as I can tell, the dictionary defines murder as "the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another".

      I get that you're against killing animals. I can even understand that, but using emotionally-charged words like 'murder' when they don't apply just weakens the rest of your argument, at least to me.

      Simon.

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    10. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whether he's against killing animals or not, you can say that killing an animal ILLEGALLY (i.e., poaching) might reasonably be likened to "murder".

      maybe you think that's a stretch, and maybe it is, but i don't think it's an entirely bogus metaphor.

    11. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tagging, among other things, is broken in the simple mode, you have to enable bloated mode.

    12. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by cheftw · · Score: 1

      Look guys, they finally fixed the "Anonymous Cowardon" issue.

      Can we not just be thankful for that?

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    13. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by grendal2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These types of agreements are very common within the public account realm. Every engagement letter I have signed with a CPA firms states you cannot hire their employees for a period of X years after work in completed. These are legal as the issue isn't between the employee and either company, but between the companies. So if Apple and Palm signed an agreement ( let's assume it wast was a valid contract and they had a valid reason to do for the moment) the employees would be able to leave Apple to go to Palm, but Apple would have legal recourse against Palm for damages etc. No in the accounting world these agreements are not typically enforced unless you fire you CPA firms since they really don't want to lose a client, but they do need to protect their talent. These agreement have also been part of every IT implementation contract I have signed and again they are rarely enforced by the software company, but I have put them in place the other direction to prevent the software company from poaching my business process experts etc. No if they made such an agreement without a valid contract and without a valid business relationship, they it very well might be illegal IMHO.

    14. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell 'em, tiger!

    15. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by ukyoCE · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think most people, including the GP, would call livestock deaths as "killed", but would refer to having a pet killed purposefully by a neighbor as "murder".

      The definition you list is arbitrary and not representative of how the term is actually used.

      I'm pretty sure BadAnalogyGuy is not against killing animals in general. He was referring specifically to premeditated and illegal killing of animals. Hence "murder".

    16. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's interesting is how the word 'poaching' has gone from the illegal murder of animals while trespassing to stealing away of top talent.

      Can't murder an animal.

      Murder, as defined in common law countries, is the unlawful killing of another human being with intent (or malice aforethought), and generally this state of mind distinguishes murder from other forms of unlawful homicide.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder

      Just sayin'.

    17. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think perhaps you mean UNforunately.

      Unless of course you enjoy the idea that the law doesn't apply to corporations or the rich.

    18. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tagging, among other things, is broken in the simple mode, you have to enable bloated mode.

      Fuckshitbugger. I daren't ask what doing that will break.

    19. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current contract has a clause that I can't work for any of our competitors, and even names a few of them. I tried to have it removed before I signed, but the company wouldn't strike it and my lawyer advised that it would never hold up in court, so I didn't push to have it removed.

    20. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by bipbop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Murder is a legal term, with a legal definition. This definition, I believe, excludes animals.

      But hey, you're free to make up your own definitions instead. I assume if murder applies to pets, then manslaughter must apply as well. When will you be putting out a dictionary?

    21. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but how does one "murder" a non-human ? As far as I can tell, the dictionary defines murder as "the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another".

      Next you'll be saying people can't 'marry' their livestock. Fascist!

    22. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Common language and legal definitions are not the same. I totally agree that murder means something very specific in the courtroom.

      Fortunately, Slashdot is not a courtroom.

      I've also heard the term used lately referring to consumption of beverages and food. Good lucking finding that in the law books or an outdated dictionary.

      http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/murder

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=murder

      4. murder
      What annoying, whiney, and probably unemployed vegetarians call eating meat or wearing fur.

    23. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No in the accounting world these agreements are not typically enforced unless you fire you CPA firms since they really don't want to lose a client, but they do need to protect their talent.

      Now you mention it that reminds me - I worked somewhere once where the CFO had previously worked for one of the big 6 (as it was then) on a project there. They basically "bought out" the clause for X days worth of fees.

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    24. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... offers ranging from the low 6 figures to the slightly higher than that 6 figures".

      7 figures?

    25. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by bjourne · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is how the word 'poaching' has gone from the illegal murder of animals while trespassing to stealing away of top talent. The evolution of this word as well as 'hunting' and other terms typically associated with big game hunting have become part of our employment lexicon.

      I don't think it is as much interesting as it is sad. What Apple was trying to set up was an illegal agreement to collude to keep salary competition down. Companies should have to compete for top talent, that is what the free market is all about. If a company loses an important employee to a competitor, well tough shit, you could have paid him more. What they are trying is simply pure price fixing.

      The sad thing about the word 'poaching' is that the corporations are trying to get the act of offering a companies employees better working conditions sound immoral. Poaching is illegal so a non-poaching deal to prevent it obviously has to be good. And the media buys their terminology wholesale which is why it is called a "non-poaching deal" and not a "salary fixing deal."

    26. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I somewhat agree, but doubt it would be 'most people'. I think most people would find the term inappropriate to be applied to animals. I don't think many people feel the killing of animals and humans is remotely in the same ethical neighborhood.

    27. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by Quothz · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is how the word 'poaching' has gone from the illegal murder of animals while trespassing to stealing away of top talent.

      What's even more interesting is how it went from "poke" to "hunting or fishing where prohibited". I have trouble working out how swiping someone's quail is analogous to gouging out his eyes.

    28. Re:It's certainly illegal in CA by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I have trouble working out how swiping someone's quail is analogous to gouging out his eyes.

      Perhaps you just need to change your perspective.

      Sincerely,

      BadAnalogyGuy

  6. Stating the obvious by rekoil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One has to wonder how Steve Jobs ever let Jon Rubinstein leave."

    Simple - by forcing him to report to Steve Jobs.

    1. Re:Stating the obvious by mfnickster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One has to wonder how Steve Jobs ever let Jon Rubinstein leave."

      Simple - by forcing him to report to Steve Jobs.

      Jobs probably just told him "You don't matter as much as you think you do, anyway."

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    2. Re:Stating the obvious by eulernet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't seem so easy.

      "No matter how much resolve you could muster, it was still difficult to quit Apple if Steve wanted you to stay. You'd have to sit down with him for a reality distortion session, which was often effective at getting people to change their minds. One day, a few of us were talking about strategies to overcome Steve's persuasiveness."

      http://folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Are_You_Gonna_Do_It.txt

  7. Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Never, why would Steve Jobs do something like that? Jobs is a cut throat CEO, who for some reason people think is so much better than Bill Gates when the two are practically the same, the difference being that at least Gates gives to charity daily, where as Jobs does not. Don't get me know I think that Apple has amazing technologies, but they are definitely overpriced when they don't need to because Jobs himself thinks he is better than so many.

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    1. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jobs is, if not an innovator, then at least very clever about which trends to follow and has built a cult of personality. He is an ass, but he's a nerd's kind of ass who admires elegance and wants to get things done.

      Bill Gates is a manipulator and has built a cult of anti-personality. Of course, neither one is Jesus. They're both just some corporate masters of your capitalistic destiny. Gates, of course, is the far more successful. He has the kind of power that Jobs fantasizes about; at the top of the Gates foundation, he can alter the futures of whole nations through investment and charity... or the lack thereof.

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    2. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >the difference being that at least Gates gives to charity daily, where as Jobs does not.

      What? I dont even like Jobs, but I wouldnt say that. Do you have his tax records or something? People who make past a certain amount of money give quite a bit to charity because:

      1. They want to.
      2. Tax incentives to do so.

      You can smear Jobs, but he's given more than you ever will. He may not run a massive charity, but then again he doesnt have the money Gates has.

    3. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are ripping on me because I don't don't give as much as Jobs? I'm not a CEO who makes millions of dollars, so you are right. And I ripped on Jobs and Gates, both were cut throat CEOs who screwed a lot of people over. I was bringing to notice that Jobs hasn't gotten as bad as a rep as Gates has gotten. Jobs is viewed as cool and hip even though he has screwed over so many and has appeared to taken part in some illegal activities along the way. And I am not a PC person or a Mac person, though I do own one of each. I primarily run Centos at home and Red Hat at work, so I am pretty neutral on that front. I'm ripping on Jobs more for being extremely arrogant, for thinking he could get away with something like this.

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    4. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0

      Unless you have tax records or some kind of cite, all you are doing is giving your uninformed opinion.

    5. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jobs is a cut throat CEO

      Totally true. The turtleneck is there to conceal an armoured gorget.

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    6. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anything else? There is a link talking about it, let me know if you want anything else master and I'll be happy to oblige.

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    7. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Troll

      Logic 101: absense of proof is not proof of absense. Lots of rich people give anonymously, especially private people like Jobs. From the exact article you linked but evidently did not bother to fully read or comprehend:

      Jobs' wife is also absent from these philanthropic lists, although she has made dozens of political donations totaling tens of thousands of dollars to the Democrats, according to the Open Secrets database.

      Of course, Jobs and his wife may be giving enormous sums of money to charity anonymously. If they are funneling cash to various causes in private, their names wouldn't show up on any lists, regardless of the size of their gifts.

      For a person as private as Jobs, who shuns any publicity about his family life, this seems credible. If so, however, this would make Jobs virtually unique among moguls. Richard Jolly, chairman of Giving USA Foundation, said not all billionaires give their money away, but a lot do, and most do not do it quietly.

      "We see it over and over again," he said. "Very wealthy individuals do support the organizations and institutions they believe in."

      Using your logic I can say, "Ive never seen him shit, so he must be a robot or an alien, as all humans need to shit."

    8. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by yumyum · · Score: 1

      I believe Jobs gets paid $1 in salary at Apple. I know that this is not his complete compensation, but he is not making tons of money. He already did that ages ago.

    9. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He gets millions from his stock options with Apple and the man is worth around 4.4 billion. Apple also pays for the use of his private jet which is around 800,000 dollars a year. His salary is $1 yes, but he gets the money from other sources.

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    10. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While I am at it, I think its incredibly tacky to brag about ones donations. "LOOK I AM GIVING!!" is a low move. Lots of people like Jobs like to give without putting their name on something or having some pet charity. Lots of starts with pet charities do it almost soley for the publicity. Criticizing someone because he doesnt play the PR game is 100% ridiculous in my book.

      A private life should be respected and lauded not turned into a hit piece on wired and all the little geeks reflexively agreeing with it.

    11. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 1

      Why you are debating a completely off topic thing is beyond me if you really want to prove me wrong. Just looking for things in peoples posts to call out and attempt to prove wrong is what I would call a troll, but here is a pretty good explanation of why I don't think Jobs is giving hardly anything. why would one put their name to political contributions and not put their name to charitable ones. I mean the better one to put your name to would be the charitable ones, that is unless you have some hidden agenda with the political contributions, which by all means with this article might be possible. And considering Gates gave almost half of what Jobs net worth was I think he gave more. Even percentage wise, I think everyone knows Gates gives more...

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    12. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 0, Troll

      >but here is a pretty good explanation of why I don't think Jobs is giving hardly anything.

      No, its bullshit character attacks based on a lack of evidence.

      Unlike you, I worked in a large well-known national non-profit. I would see multi-million dollar donations come in via anonymous. Because of my position at the time I could see who they really came from. Lots of millionaires who just want some privacy in their lives. People like Jobs.

      Turning privacy and modesty into "ZOMG HE DOESNT GIVE" is a dick move and I'm calling you out on it.

    13. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he doesn't give. Just said he doesn't give daily like Gates. Gates gives more to charity still Gates is an ass who screwed over so many.

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    14. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by cloudmaster · · Score: 1, Informative

      > You can smear Jobs, but he's given more than you ever will

      And

      > Do you have his tax records or something?

      In the same post, with only a short numbered list separating the two. If you're gonna feed the trolls, at least *try* to be reasonable.

      A quick google search for "steve jobs charitable contributions" comes up with a bunch of stuff indicating that Jobs doesn't donate much or anything. Here's the Wired article that's first on that list: http://www.wired.com/gadgets/mac/commentary/cultofmac/2006/01/70072 FTA:
      "Giving USA Foundation, a philanthropy research group which publishes an annual charity survey, said Jobs does not appear on lists of gifts of $5 million or more over the last four years. Nor is his name on a list of gifts of $1 million or more compiled by Indiana University's Center on Philanthropy.

      Jobs' wife is also absent from these philanthropic lists, although she has made dozens of political donations totaling tens of thousands of dollars to the Democrats, according to the Open Secrets database."

      Personally, I could not care less about Steve Jobs' personal or professional life. But apparently others do care, for some reason. This is for them. :)

    15. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I don't know how it got turned into a charity debate I was just trying the two are both cut throat CEOs, but Jobs is more of one now since Gates retired and is just a crazy philanthropist who lets out mosquitoes in auditoriums.

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    16. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Plus at least Jobs has flair and style. Even the people he's screwed over talk of the man in awe. I believe the term is "Magnificent Bastard"

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    17. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Nor is his name on a list of gifts of $1 million or more compiled by Indiana University's Center on Philanthropy.

      Did you bother to read the entire article? Two paragraphs later:

      Of course, Jobs and his wife may be giving enormous sums of money to charity anonymously. If they are funneling cash to various causes in private, their names wouldn't show up on any lists, regardless of the size of their gifts.

      For a person as private as Jobs, who shuns any publicity about his family life, this seems credible.

      I know in the age of facebook, spyware, and blogging about your menstraul cycle, privacy has fallen out of fashion, but some people still appreciate it.

    18. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by hydroponx · · Score: 1

      I'm the cult of I'm the cult of I'm the cult of Peronalityyyyyyyyyyy ....

    19. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Political donations can't be given anonymously (for a damn good reason) - philanthropical donations can be anonymous, and when they are, they obviously don't serve as self-promotion.

    20. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by furytrader · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a history of the Commodore 64 a few years ago where one of the early pioneers of that system mentioned that Bill Gates (at least back then) was actually a decent guy and Steve Jobs was always a "hustler" ...

    21. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by gubers33 · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr. Anonymous Coward, Yes, political donations can be made anonymously. Look at the donation regulations. Stop talking out your ass and be a man and face the music if you are going to post BS.

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    22. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by Quothz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lots of millionaires who just want some privacy in their lives. People like Jobs.

      And some people torture kittens to death. People like Jobs.

      Now I do, indeed, have documentary evidence that Jobs does not donate anonymously to charity. So spare me your wrath, please. The confusion undoubtedly stems from the fact that Jobs tells his family and closest friends* that he's going to, but then he secretly blows it gambling on bartop slug races.

      Seriously: Who cares? I wouldn't sit down and drink a beer with the guy either way.

      * By which I mean his airplane and his airplane's mechanic.

    23. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who back dated his stock options to make them more valuable?

    24. Re:Jobs doing something illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can smear Jobs, but he's given more than you ever will.

      Not as a percentage of yearly income, I'd think. Whilst that doesn't affect the charities bottom line so much, it surely does affect the donee's.

  8. How could that not be illegal by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...proposed a possibly illegal truce with Palm against poaching their respective employees...

    How could that not be illegal? It goes against everything our allegedly free market stands for. Top talent should command top dollar. Like athletes, developers have a finite number of peak production years. They should be able to work for the highest bidder.

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    1. Re:How could that not be illegal by Miros · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Agreed. It's clearly illegal. The Sherman Antitrust act specifically prohibits

      "[e]very contract, combination in the form of trust or otherwise, or conspiracy, in restraint of trade or commerce."

      The test of this, derrived in a 1918 court case in Chicago, is along the lines of:

      "Every agreement concerning trade, every regulation of trade, restrains. To bind, to restrain, is of their very essence. The true test of legality is whether the restraint imposed is such as merely regulates and perhaps thereby promotes competition or whether it is such as may suppress or even destroy competition."

      All material from wikipedia article on US antitrust laws found here: wikipedia.org

    2. Re:How could that not be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It goes against the ideal of the free market. But, in a truly unregulated market, there would be nothing stopping two companies colluding like this to their mutual benefit... or entering into any other kind of strange and possibly anti-competitive arrangement.

    3. Re:How could that not be illegal by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Informative

      see 'non-compete clauses'.

      at least in cali, those are not legal or enforceable.

      on one contract job I was about to take, the employer wanted to lock me out of working in that specific area for something like 4 years. I laughed and told him he gets ZERO years of lock-out and that this is cali and not india ;) we have -some- rules here (this is bowling, not nam, sparky; there are rules!).

      I crossed out the offending lines and resubmitted the paperwork. they accepted it. they knew. and I knew. and they knew I knew ;)

      non-competes are illegal in most states. don't ever sign anything with a non-compete on it. you have the RIGHT to earn bread each day, to live on, dammit.

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    4. Re:How could that not be illegal by tixxit · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In a free-market there wouldn't be any collusion, because all information is known (ie. there are no secret agreements). An employee would join Apple knowing full well he can't be employed anywhere else. If potential employees know this, then top-talent would stay away, thus hurting Apple.

    5. Re:How could that not be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless everyone does it...

    6. Re:How could that not be illegal by Miseph · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But then what would they do?

      I'm being serious. It might hurt Apple a bit, and it would hurt Palm a bit, and Microsoft a bit, and Oracle a bit, and Google a bit, but if this person declines taking a job with the colluders, then what will they do? Take work with start ups that can't actually afford to pay them the salary they demand trying to compete in already saturated markets? Engage in subsistence farming and day labor until it gets sorted out? Starve? Apple can afford to lose that person as an employee, but how long can that person afford not to be employed?

      This is a symptom of the single greatest flaw in Free Market theory, and one that NOBODY has a satisfying answer to: no true capitalist would ever willingly compete if they did not have to. Market collusion allows the minimization of costs, maximization of profit, and elimination of competition with far less risk or cost than any other method. Competition and free exchange alone creating a sustainable economy free of corruption and systemic iniquity is just a libertarian wet dream (much like that one about Ayn Rand lying naked on a pile of gold bars...).

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    7. Re:How could that not be illegal by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      No secrets in a free market? Since when was that a requirement?

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    8. Re:How could that not be illegal by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First, this is about another COMPANY soliciting employees, "on the clock" from competition, specifically knowing what projects they work on and what knowledge they have.. way different than an employee non-compete. Even non-competes are legal when properly limited in scope and duration... like telling iPhone OS devs they can't work on Pre is EXACTLY what NCs are for.

      It's bordering on unethical to employees to hire them away from working on one type of phone project so your company can work on another, competing phone... or on tying your phone to that other company's software sync product (hint, hint) Jobs can always buckle down and start suing the individual employees that leave for violation of trade secrets for vast sums of money (a la RIAA) ... but that's messy and mean (but totally legal, and ethical) better to agree not to poach between companies, and to avoid appearance of unethical behavior from employers asking for info they shouldn't have, or from employees sharing "trade secrets", neither of which is close to a "monopoly" on smartphones right now, and save on IP Lawyer bills later.

    9. Re:How could that not be illegal by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      No secrets in a free market? Since when was that a requirement?

      Since 1776, when Smith published Wealth of Nations. We're talking about no secret prices here, not secrets like the formula for Coke.

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    10. Re:How could that not be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a free-market there wouldn't be any collusion, because all information is known (ie. there are no secret agreements).

      And what, exactly, prevents two companies from entering into a secret agreement? Government intervention?

    11. Re:How could that not be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a symptom of the single greatest flaw in Free Market theory, and one that NOBODY has a satisfying answer to: no true capitalist would ever willingly compete if they did not have to.

      One part of the solution: eliminate patents. Patents are anti-free market. There are risks to collusion and eliminating barriers to competition (patents, endless permits, regulatory costs a small business can't afford) can help. Both patents and needless costs are a cause of government, NOT the free market.

      Also, keep in mind that much of the motivation to anti-trust is not from the consumer POV but the *competitor's*. In other words, Standard Oil was lowering prices and mopping the floor with everyone else. Of course the losers of this battle cried foul. Recall the MSFT anti-trust trial was not from a consumer perspective (even a business consumer) but from the competitor's POV. I.e., there was no push for open standards or elimination of software patents or anything else that might strike a realy blow against MSFT. The push, the impetus, was all about how can Competitor X abuse the consumer in a similar fashion.

      Theory suggests once competition is eliminated - all the olive presses bought up - that prices will skyrocket. That just ain't so. The cost of getting remaining competitors gets ever higher. As profit margins increase, new competitors can come in and make money even with a higher cost structure. Also, and thankfully, not all consumers are "rational". Just waving a lower price in my face is not going to get you business. There is a really but poorly defined value to loyalty and not burning bridges.

      Monopoly or oligopoly abuses almost always have a government source. Free market profiting from limited competition is rare and often short-lived. It is a self-correcting problem.

    12. Re:How could that not be illegal by Toonol · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that complete transparency has anything to do with a free market economy. I'm a raging capitalist, so I'm not knocking a free economy; but there's no requirement for complete openness. It just isn't related.

    13. Re:How could that not be illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then what would they do?

      Ummm... start their own company?

      -AC

    14. Re:How could that not be illegal by Geminii · · Score: 1
      Interesting point - if part of a contract is illegal, is the rest of it enforceable?

      If I sign a contract saying I agree to set fire to a busload of nuns and pay Fred $5000, and I don't pay Fred, can Fred sue me for breach of contract?

    15. Re:How could that not be illegal by Miseph · · Score: 1

      "Monopoly or oligopoly abuses almost always have a government source."

      And government abuses almost always has a monopoly or oligarchy source. That's a two-way street.

      You mentioned antitrust, but somehow you seemed to miss that antitrust is a non-market attempt at correcting an abuse situation where no other resolution appears viable. It doesn't matter if antitrust is a consumer tool or a competitor tool, it is a tool that doesn't actually come from the markets intended to do something that the market simply can't.

      You also ignore the reality of finite resources and initial investment as real barriers to entry... it's fairly easy to say that more olive presses will be made when the cost of oil rises high enough, what is less clear is what olives they will press (since the vast majority of olive production would, inevitably, be controlled by the first oil merchant), how the press will be obtained (surely there are a finite number of people with the skill to build them, and the established producer almost certainly has deeper pockets and greater purchasing power than the startup with which to outbid for these items), what the newcomer can do to prevent their much larger competitor from dramatically lowering prices as the new product hits market (even to the point of taking a loss and temporarily surviving on cash reserves), or why the new company would actually *want* to sell at a lower price, when they could just as easily sell at the same price and turn a higher profit.

      Again, I've seen no credible, satisfying fix to this problem, and saying "it's all government's fault" or pretending that the only barriers to entry are arbitrary and artificial are both patently false arguments. Besides, even if both of those were true, it would appear that the individuals most able to benefit from, create and enforce the circumstances are, in fact, the monopolists and oligarchs who ostensibly support free markets.

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  9. Fuck you, employers by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why you never, ever trust an employer to do right by you. All the incentives are aligned the wrong way, and to rise high in a company, you practically have to be a slick sociopath. The same guy that asks you how your day went by the water cooler would have you chained to a desk 14 hours to day if the law would let him get away with it.

    Speaking of getting screwed - why are there specific regulations in the federal labor laws that exempt "certain computer workers" from overtime pay?

    1. Re:Fuck you, employers by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      All the incentives are aligned the wrong way, and to rise high in a company, you practically have to be a slick sociopath.

      zero diffs between this and politics.

      get far enough along in either politics or mgmt and you're a slick sociopath.

      every ceo or high level mgr I've met has been a case of 'shake hands with him and afterwards you have to count your fingers'.

      power corrupts. duh. no one is above it, either. practically no one (its very rare to find someone who can survive all that power and not have it ruin them).

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    2. Re:Fuck you, employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of getting screwed - why are there specific regulations in the federal labor laws that exempt "certain computer workers" from overtime pay?

      Isn't it obvious? Because there was lobbying by one or more major companies, and like the closet masochists they generally are, IT professionials never mounted a concerted challenge while the law was drafted!* It always amazes me how on Slashdot there are several hundred posts about any threat (real or precieved) of government infrignment of individual rights, yet there are a paltry few (such as yourself) that even notice large corporations and companies can pose a similar threat if unchallenged. I guess the possibility of de facto economic serfdom is acceptable to the majority of Slashdotters, provided it's only an employer that acting like a liege-lord and not a government.

      *Note: I'm an Electrical Engineer, but I've worked closely with IT departments in the past.

    3. Re:Fuck you, employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The specific regulations are there because "professionals" are treated differently than rank-and-file workers. "Professionals" are people like managers who supposedly don't need the protection of the wage laws. Unfortunately, having a college degree was the sign of a "professional." Today, when a much higher percentage of people have college degrees, it does not (perhaps) mean as much with respect to how you are treated as it used to.

      For example, I work for a system integrator, and I am supposed to be a "salaried" employee (exempt from hour wage protections). This is supposed to mean that I get paid my salary no matter how many hours per week I work, although I am expected to work around 40.

      This is where the system breaks down, because what it really means is that if I work more than 40 hours/week, I get paid for 40 (but my company can often bill out my actual hours). If I work less than 40, the company only pays me for the hours that I work (gee, how can we pay you for 40 hours when you only worked 32??). So I'm not really "salaried" even though my possession of a college degree makes me "professional" and the company gets to play the game their way.

      My wife, on the other hand, is also an IT professional but works for a non-contractor company. She is truly salaried, and as long as she comes in for the day, she gets paid for the day. She gets sick days, not hours. She works 40 hours/week usually - some times more, some times less - but still gets paid her regular salary no matter what.

    4. Re:Fuck you, employers by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      This is where the system breaks down, because what it really means is that if I work more than 40 hours/week, I get paid for 40 (but my company can often bill out my actual hours). If I work less than 40, the company only pays me for the hours that I work (gee, how can we pay you for 40 hours when you only worked 32??).

      Your company can only reduce your pay in full-day increments. Deducting for partial-day absences is illegal ("hrm, well, you came in late on Wednesday, so we're only paying you for 38 hours this week"):

      With some exceptions, the base pay of a salary basis employee may not be reduced based on the "quality or quantity" of work performed (provided that the employee does "some" work in the work period). This usually means that the base pay of a salary basis employee may not be reduced if s/he performs less work than normal, if the reason for that is determined by the employer. For example, a salary basis pay employee's base pay may not be reduced if there is "no work" to be performed (such as for a plant closing or slow period), and a salary basis employee's base pay may not be reduced for partial day absences. However, employers may "dock" the base pay of salary basis employees in full day increments, for disciplinary suspensions, or for personal leave, or for sickness under a bona fide sick leave plan (as for example if the employee has run out of accrued sick leave).

      IANAL, but if your employer is doing that to you, you should be able to sue them into oblivion.

    5. Re:Fuck you, employers by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      Law has nothing to do with it. Employees would just avoid the place.

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    6. Re:Fuck you, employers by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

      Forming a union of IT workers would be like herding cats. They can't even agree on whether vi is better than emacs.

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    7. Re:Fuck you, employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Speaking of getting screwed - why are there specific regulations in the federal labor laws that exempt "certain computer workers" from overtime pay [flsa.com]?"

      As I understand it, at least in Washington State it's because Microsoft wanted it that way.

    8. Re:Fuck you, employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hognoxious, I am the AC you responded to and I didn't state anything about forming an IT workers union (although I'm not necessarily against the idea). My point was while legislation or regulations are being drafted anyone, even individuals and informal groups, can contact their representatives and try to make their case. As the pertainent laws were drafted there wasn't public outcry from the IT community, nor was there any letter writting campaign advertized in Slashdot posts (as I've seen for other issues). Perhaps in the end it wouldn't have made a difference on the final laws, but apparently no attempt was made to even try to prevent this language (especially on Slashdot).

    9. Re:Fuck you, employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Law has nothing to do with it. Employees would just avoid the place.

      In a perfect world, where every competent professional always had many potential employers in their field to choose from, you'd be correct. In the real world, the one with currently over 9% national unemployment and sometimes hunderds of competent professionals applying for the same job opening, not so much...

    10. Re:Fuck you, employers by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You mentioned collective or concerted action, which would be pretty difficult without some form of organisation - call it a guild if it makes you feel happier but it's the same thing. My main point - that IT people are too individualistic - still stands.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  10. This is why I like Jobs by XPeter · · Score: 1

    He has class. The guy wanted to leave, and he let him without begging or throwing chairs.

    --
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits" - Albert Einstein
  11. Re:what did I say earlier? by eatspoop · · Score: 0

    Insightful

  12. He's only looking out for the good of the people! by spoilsportmotors · · Score: 2, Funny

    Best response thus far: http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/08/likely-illegal-bitch-please.html. Glad he's back, honestly.

  13. Oh, Jobs is probably just worried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Rubinstein will exploit any Apple secrets that he knows of. I had a feeling Apple would try and do this.

    Good thing I am a PC though...

  14. Employer's Perspective by dbet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The more rotation of new employees you have, the more training and orientation they need, the less productivity you get out of your staff. On the flip side, this can be self-correcting because employers will look unfavorably at someone who has changed jobs 6 times in the last 8 years, encouraging people to pick their jobs carefully and stay a while.

  15. Working For The Man by darkvizier · · Score: 3, Informative

    People don't work for Palm. They work for Jon Rubinstein.

    Interesting... I used to work for a guy like that. I and several people I talked to joined the company solely based upon our interview with him. After he got let go following a dispute with upper management, most of those under him left as well. He was somewhat notorious for ignoring the anti compete policies and having a band of loyal followers where ever he went.

    The guy cared about the people under him, and would try to help them advance their careers. Their appreciation of that was only natural. Combine that with a strong sense of direction and a willingness to take command and you've got a pretty effective leader. Only problem is getting his direction to line up with the business... so maybe guys like that just belong at the top, or running their own gig.

    1. Re:Working For The Man by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

      The guy cared about the people under him, and would try to help them advance their careers.

      I'd work for a guy like that - having worked for so many who aren't at all like that.

      --
      "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  16. Not unusual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know for a fact that a certain large-ish hardware company has an OEM agreement with a certain very-large-ish company that involves not hiring employees away from each other.

    The people ranting about antitrust and collusion don't have a clue what they're talking about. Companies make strategic agreements all the time - advertising, technology, manufacturing, patent cross-licensing. Antitrust only comes into it when markets are threatened. Last I looked, Blackberry still dominated the smartphone market.

  17. Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Informative

    see 'non-compete clauses'.

    at least in cali, those are not legal or enforceable.

    on one contract job I was about to take, the employer wanted to lock me out of working in that specific area for something like 4 years. I laughed and told him he gets ZERO years of lock-out and that this is cali and not india ;) we have -some- rules here (this is bowling, not nam, sparky; there are rules!).

    I crossed out the offending lines and resubmitted the paperwork. they accepted it. they knew. and I knew. and they knew I knew ;)

    non-competes are illegal in most states. don't ever sign anything with a non-compete on it. you have the RIGHT to earn bread each day, to live on, dammit.

    Except in this case, it's an agreement to not poach.

    A non-compete prevents an employee from working at a competitor.
    A non-poach prevents a company from actively trying to hire another company's employees.

    The difference is, a non-compete prevents employees from willingly seeking employment elsewhere, which is illegal. A non-poach prevents employers from actively trying to "steal" employees. In a non-poach, employees are free and willing to seek employment at the other company.

    In this case, it would keep Palm from actively recruiting people from Apple, and Apple from actively recruiting from Palm. It does not prevent any Apple employee who wants to work at Palm from seeking employment at Palm on their own volition, and vice versa. Hell, Apple employees are free to work at Microsoft, if they wish, because there was no non-paoch agreement (that we know of) between the two companies.

    It's the same deal between Apple and Google. Apple agrees not to recruit people from Google, and vice-versa, but individual employees are still free to leave and join the other.

    These non-poaching agreements aren't really a big deal - they don't prevent employees from leaving and joining the other company (or any other). It just prevents companies from actively targeting employees at the other company. Examples include say, setting up a little booth off campus (but where employees walk by anyhow) offering jobs to them, having headhunters that will then call employees at their desks, or putting up billboards saying stuff like "Apple employee? Come work for Palm!" in full view of the Apple campus (EA did this to Radical - rented a billboard right outside the Radical offices).

    At worst, it's a form of collusion between two companies which might be used to keep salaries low, but there's enough other companies out there that employees can work for.

    It's like two car dealerships agreeing not to steal business away from each other - the customer is free to shop between the two (and haggle), but one dealer won't go and say "buy a car from me instead of this guy!" to customers visiting the other guy's lot.

    1. Re:Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

      You make a very bold statement.

    2. Re:Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Yes, non-poaching is exactly like two car dealerships getting together. And you're right, it is a form of collusion. And yes, collusion is illegal. Not in the 'your contract is invalid' way, in the criminal investigation way.

    3. Re:Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found it rather slanted

    4. Re:Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Except in this case, it's an agreement to not poach.

      The joy of post preview is only exceeded by the smug superiority that comes from reading the fucking article. In this case, it's an agreement to not hire.

      "Your proposal that we agree that neither company will hire the other's employees, regardless of the individual's desires, is not only wrong, it is likely illegal," Colligan reportedly told Jobs.

      I think we can agree that quote is not ambiguous. But you haven't seen it before, have you?

    5. Re:Non-Poaching != Non-Compete by gethisglare · · Score: 1

      he says that and your comment is because you don't get the anti compete scenario here in the EU. This guy knows what it is like over here. Such boldness is the norm in the US but here it is totally different; indeed there is no chance of anti compete clauses standing up in court in a contract here in the UK or elsewhere in the EU. One day US law and EU law/regulation will merge, but not in my lifetime. Nonetheless, in EU law, all IP and software contributions whether professional or amateur or hacker are equally valid and owned, and none can be restricted without the explicit permission (on undertaking any contract) of the potential violator.

  18. Some of them just can't stand Jobs. by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know someone who moved from the iPhone project to Palm. He was at a high enough level to be screamed at by Steve Jobs in person, and he didn't like that. He waited until the iPhone shipped, then left for a company with sane management.

    1. Re:Some of them just can't stand Jobs. by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Incoming anonymous poster discovery lawsuit, duck!

    2. Re:Some of them just can't stand Jobs. by ksheff · · Score: 1, Funny

      screaming at someone isn't what one would expect in a professional environment, but at least no chairs were thrown.

      --
      the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
    3. Re:Some of them just can't stand Jobs. by Geminii · · Score: 1
      He was at a high enough level to be screamed at by Steve Jobs in person

      There are probably people who would pay for that experience...

  19. If I Had Worked For Any Of These Companies... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had worked for any of these companies and found out that I was now a pwned slave to them with no ability to move to another strong company worth working for I'd want the Feds to clean their clocks out -- and give me my share of the damages!

    How many PHBs here were rubbing their hands together with glee at review time knowing that the employee they were about to dump on had no option to move to any other comparable company no matter what they were told?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  20. Funny... Not. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    "Likely Illegal"

    "Mostly Harmless"

    "Somewhat Pregnant"

    Oh yea, it's illegal. We're not harmless. You are or you are not, whether you know it or not.

    This will be fun. Our current Administration could take this opportunity to start exercising some antitrust muscles and spank some bad boys and girls.

    --
    deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
  21. I find it annoying by moniker127 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that if this were microsoft, people would be yelling and screaming, and calling ballmer an evil bastard.
    But noooo.... since this is apple- half the freaking people will defend them even if they're being evil.
    Look- it does not matter how shiny or great your new mac is- the corporation that made it is just as underhanded and evil as its main competitor, just less successful at being evil.

    1. Re:I find it annoying by Waste55 · · Score: 1

      Same here! When are people going to realize that apple is just as bad, if not worse?

  22. a ridiculously hagiographic article by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This wrap-up article appears to be a Palm piece designed to attach them more firmly to Apple in people's minds. Trying to imply Palm is so great that Apple is trying to stop them and also imply that Palm is just like Apple, in fact they have half of Apple's engineers!

    The real kicker is the last part. "These people work for Rubenstein". Yeah, maybe that's true for Mike Bell. Pete Alexander (who used to work for Mike Bell) just quit Apple (was forced out) and will be working at Palm within 3 months.

    But there are a lot of people for whom this doesn't apply. I used to work for Rubenstein and I can tell you he's so much not a people person it's ridiculous. He makes 2000-era Al Gore look personable. He would periodically get up and address the team and he would say things that clearly showed he didn't any real connection to us or even know what we were doing. For example, he once rallied us by saying the software/hardware release we just did was the best one we had ever done. The whole crowd groaned because we knew it wasn't, that it was pushed out the door and in fact we had a plans for a near-term emergency .0.1 update and a rapidly following .0.2 update.

    Maybe if you work directly for the guy day-to-day you can form an attachment to him, but to anyone lower down in the ranks, it isn't the same.

    As to why Steve Jobs "let" Rubenstein leave, I'm sure it was similar reasons as why Tony Fadell left. Because both realized they wouldn't be the next CEO of the company. Steve Jobs only action then of "letting" them leave was to not step aside and let Rubenstein or Fadell be CEO. Rubenstein got out, and lo and behold he's now the CEO of Palm.

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    1. Re:a ridiculously hagiographic article by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      in fact they have half of Apple's engineers

      Wow. How insanely important! Really! That's REALLY important, you know! Um... So what if they have half? They don't have all of Apple's product lines. But if Palm Pre is successful and all that, wait and see.

      Apple fanboy much? :D

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  23. See Slashdot! by brkello · · Score: 1

    Apple is just as evil as any other corporation...actually, it is more evil than most!

    That being said, I still want an iPhone! Please come out with a 4G LTE phone on Verizon!

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  24. We don't know the details. by qazwart · · Score: 1

    There are two types of anti-poaching agreements.

    The first states that if an employee worked at company "A", they can't be hired by company "B". The second states that company "B" won't call up people they know who work for company "A" and offer them jobs. If that employee goes to company "B" on their own accord, that's fine. It's just that company "B" can't openly recruit company "A" employees.

    Apple's anti-poaching agreement with Google was of the second kind. Apple wouldn't try to recruit currently active Google employees and Google wouldn't actively recruit Apple employees. If an Apple employee went over and applied to Google for a job, that employee would be fair game for Google to hire, and visa-versa. I am assuming that Apple wanted a similar agreement with Palm. Apple doesn't want employees who are unhappy with their job. What they don't want is a competitor simply hiring whole departments away from Apple which is sort of what happened with the Palm Pre division.

    1. Re:We don't know the details. by prockcore · · Score: 1

      The second states that company "B" won't call up people they know who work for company "A" and offer them jobs.

      An agreement not to do that would be redundant, since that's already illegal.

    2. Re:We don't know the details. by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      No what is illegal is that an employee of Company A who moves to Company B may not contact people HE knows at company A and hire them for company B. But even that has a time limit.

  25. What's the source? by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

    It's amazing that no one here has so much as questioned the source for this report. The Bloomberg article doesn't say anything specific about what kind of source they have, except that it involves "communications between the two executives obtained by Bloomberg".

    I don't have a good feel for how reliable Bloomberg is on stuff like this, but surely this kind of allegation merits the benefit of the doubt until we get a little more solid info about the source, no?

  26. Not in the US for sports. by Eevee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know which sport you're talking about but in the NFL the guy with no pro experience makes a minimum of $310,000. The NBA is $457,000. And Major League Baseball is $400,000. Hell, the minimum for someone with any experience in the Minors is $65,000.

  27. Ranting about slashdot by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    ...and why isn't there a "Moderate" button NEXT to the moderation popup? You have to scroll to the freaking end of the page, then hit the moderate button.

    You should be able to pick the moderation value in the popup, hit a moderate button RIGHT THERE, then the page would reload to the exact same place with the moderation added.

  28. Hello? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    is sure to pique the interest of the US Department of Justice

    And why is it going to pique their interest if it never happened? The DOJ can do nothing if it never happened. It isn't even likely to be admissible in any other legal challenge Apple may face. In California it is actually illegal to poach employees within 90 days of leaving a company but it happens anyway. I've been poached at least twice in my career.

  29. This is patently ridiculous ..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple's technologies are "definitely overpriced when they don't need to because Jobs himself think he is better than so many"??

    1. Companies price their products at whatever price the market will bear. If they don't, they go OUT of business due to lack of sales. Apple is having no problem moving their products at their asking prices. (In fact, they're still building more Apple retail stores at a time when most companies are closing them!)

    2. The average person you run into who thinks that Steve Jobs is a "better" person than Bill Gates usually believes that because they've heard so much negativity about Microsoft's products and claimed "anti-competitive" behavior. In most situations, people like to root for the under-dog, all other things being essentially equal, and that's really what you've got here. Microsoft has the lion's share of the operating system market, and Apple stands out as the only company making a serious effort at offering a commercial alternative to that operating system. Outside of "tech geek" circles, I doubt most people know much of anything about the personal lives or behavior of EITHER man.

    3. I haven't heard it mentioned very often, but sometimes I wonder if Steve Jobs really has sort of a disdain for "geeks" and techie types who obsess over things like computers and gadgetry? I've read that in his personal life, he likes keeping things pretty basic (having gone for long periods of time owning places that don't even have any real furniture in some of the rooms). We certainly know his clothing choices are pretty basic (doesn't get much more basic than blue-jeans and a black t-shirt). He's also traditionally been obsessed with very "clean" design that sticks to basic shapes, and always seemed to be in pursuit of a very quiet, unobtrusive computer (even when removal of the fans resulted in system temperatures running near the thermal limits of the hardware). He seems to be proud of the company's achievements on the whole, yet dislikes the "hard core" fans enough to financially gouge early-adopters who "gotta have the shiny new product first!" (Polar opposite strategy of what one might expect, where early-adopters get some kind of price BREAK or extra incentive to buy a first revision product....) It reminds me, in some ways, of George Lucas and his treatment of science-fiction fans who blog and rave about the Star Wars franchise. He's often made it clear he can't relate to those types - despite putting out products that would seem to target them directly.

  30. Troll?! by jeko · · Score: 1

    Who the heck modded that comment as "Troll"? "Troll" does not mean "Disagree."

    Bikes, I'll be lookin' out for ya in metamod, man.

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
    1. Re:Troll?! by easyTree · · Score: 1

      "Troll" does not mean "Disagree."

      You must be new here; troll means "I'm an idiot and you're speaking the truth" - of course, sometimes it means "you're a troll" but that's the rarest usage.

    2. Re:Troll?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gave GP an "Underrated" mod to counteract the obvious abuse of mod points.

  31. I think you mean... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    At Apple, it's a simple "You work here" interface.

    I always thought Apple was fond of saying "You just work!"

    Or something like that...

    (By the way, how do you make an Apple employee angry? You push his button...)

  32. Not so new by jeko · · Score: 1

    jeko (179,919)
    easyTree (1,042,254) :-)

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
    1. Re:Not so new by easyTree · · Score: 1

      You're a long way behind dude :)

  33. you're doin it wrong by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    See how many special interest groups you can offend with less than 30 words.

    Bah; use perl and you can do it in 12

  34. Between 'collaborators' by achten · · Score: 1

    I have seen situation where my then employer was providing consultancy using a software made by a UK company. They also provided support in their geography to other users and acted as resellers. There was an greement between these two companies under which they could not hire an ex-employee of the other company for a period of 6 months after the employee having quit. It seems like a fair deal. BTW, there was no case of any person leaving and joining the other company for close to 10 years. They just did not interview such cases.