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FairPort Accused of Faking Network Readiness Test

wytcld writes "When Verizon spun off its Northern New England lines to FairPoint, FairPoint leased Verizon's computer network to manage them. This was costly, so FairPoint readied its own network. To prove its own network was ready for the switchover a demonstration was prepared for an outside auditor, Liberty. Now a whistleblower claims: '...when Liberty was watching what they thought was "flow thru" within a system and from one system to another, they were really only seeing a small program that was created to assimilate what they wanted the systems to do. They were not actually in the systems at the time nor were they in the test systems. They were in a newly created small program that used screen shots from the real system to deceive the audience into believing that they were watching a real demonstration.' How easy is it to find auditors who can be fooled by such a simple trick? Whether or not the test was faked, the network has proved so unready that FairPoint is close to bankruptcy, and may have its licenses to operate revoked in Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont."

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  1. Help! by FredFredrickson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Help! New Hampshire Internet Refugee here -

    The reports slamming Fairpoint have not been exaggerated, I work in the tech industry in NH, and I have seen countless problems with many of my clients who have fairpoint. I personally have had endless frustration-

    A new 7.1 mbps service that took them 3 months and 1000 calls later to actually hook up! The techs there seem to have little idea of what's going on, and each promises a phone call back that never happens. They've mastered stalling techniques such as "Well I put it in the system, but we'll have to wait 24-72 hours for it to 'go through'"

    "go through!?" Let me tell you guys something, this is the tech's way of not dealing with you. When my problem finally got fixed (I had finally gotten through to a top tier tech), he was on the phone with me and went, oh I see the problem, and it was fixed instantly. There is no magical factory of oompa loompas out back processing these cpu instructions- it's a fucking computer network run by .. computers.

    Techs decide what they can and cannot do in order to get off the phone with you as soon as possible, conveinently never having access to that part of the system that can FIX anything.

    There's nothing good going on behind the scenes at fairpoint, and their staff are a bunch of jokers. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get on the phone with their billing department and figure out why my auto-pay billing keeps billing but never charges the card! I've got over $300 in late fees.. and I don't know why!

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    1. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "they were really only seeing a small program that was created to assimilate what they wanted the systems to do."

      I think they meant "to SIMULATE what they wanted the systems to do"...

      Isn't compulsory education wonderful?

    2. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to drop Fairpoint, slowly my bandwidth shrunk and I started getting random drop outs in service. Two modems, swapped out a few routers and rewired the phone line proved it was in fact their service.

      I'm lucky being where I live in Vermont, I had access to Comcast Cable, which isn't available to most of the state.. Not that I enjoyed switching over to the evil empire, it was better than nothing.

    3. Re:Help! by siloko · · Score: 1

      There's nothing good going on behind the scenes at fairpoint

      Nothing good?? Obviously at least one of them has been reading Enders Game . . .

    4. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Whenever someone tells me I have to wait for things to go through, I ask to be transferred to the department of things going through. When the lie is discovered there and then, things change--"Oh, it's the XYZ department holding things up". Transfer me there. Eventually, you get somebody who can deal with the issue.

    5. Re:Help! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, he meant "assimilate". You see, by the end of the audit, the consultants had become part of the Collective, and were willing to sign whatever the Borg Queen told them to.

    6. Re:Help! by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm lucky...Comcast Cable

      Wow, FairPoint does suck.

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    7. Re:Help! by techno-vampire · · Score: 2
      Let me tell you guys something, this is the tech's way of not dealing with you.

      I take it that you've never done tech support. I have. Most of the time, the "phone firewall" doesn't have direct access to the files that need changing to clear up issues like yours. The most they can generally do is put in a request to have somebody in the NOC make the needed changes. Depending on how busy people are, how hard working they are and the phase of the moon, it can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few days for your request to rise to the top of the list and get dealt with.

      Techs decide what they can and cannot do in order to get off the phone with you as soon as possible, conveinently never having access to that part of the system that can FIX anything.

      That's right. Their performance is judged, mostly, on how many calls per day they handle and their average call-time because managers have to have some sort of metric, and that's about all they have to work with. Junior techs don't have direct access to the files and programs needed to fix things because they're not expected to have the experience or know-how to use them properly. (Would you want to give that type of power to some kid just out of high school, or working his way through college? If so, you're a much more trusting soul than I am!)

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    8. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Pick your poison.

      A: They meant simulate, and /. has shitty editors.
      B: They created a terrible new buzzword, "assimulate" (assume + simulate), and /. still has shitty editors who didn't catch the typo.

    9. Re:Help! by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get on the phone with their billing department and figure out why my auto-pay billing keeps billing but never charges the card! I've got over $300 in late fees.. and I don't know why!

      you're a fool to use your billers autopayment system. sure it's all great when you get charged the correct amount.. then there's that one random $100 mistake that gets charged to your account. don't worry though, they'll refund it after 30 days. albeit at a profit for them of at least PRIME%

      you should always use your bank's billpay site where you can specify the amount. don't let their mistakes cost you money

      aEN

    10. Re:Help! by Caue · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new auditors overlords.

    11. Re:Help! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what this has to do with Melinda Gates.

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    12. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      As a Maine resident, I hear about Fairpoint quite a bit. Never in a good light.

      To put it in perspective, Fairpoint brings us such blunders as 911 outages and Horrible Customer Service which has prompted Investigations by local governments.

      In short Fairpoint is horrendous!

    13. Re:Help! by CDOS_CDOS+run · · Score: 1

      I hate Comcast with a passion and Verizon was horrible. I didn't think there could be anything worse, then Fairpoint came along and showed they were 100% less capable than Comcast or Verizon.

    14. Re:Help! by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      That sounds exactly like Bell Canada, except that they seems to make loads of money doing it! They routinely promise to call me back and never do (they've never once called me back). Even when they say they've made changes they often haven't and even when they have they're often horribly wrong. Want a supervisor? They'll transfer you to a supervisor of a complety different department!

    15. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most they can generally do is put in a request to have somebody in the NOC make the needed changes.

      The most? I would expect that to be the bare minimum: file a ticket if the customer still has a problem, so the techs can investigate. And you could certainly give your smarter junior techs read-only access to diagnostics.

      'Course, the people doing such bullshit grunt IT work are either students (who go away to better jobs in a couple years...fuck, I ditched my university helpdesk job in about six months and went on to greener programming pastures), or so clueless they can only follow a script. But the script should actually be able to deal with unusual problems.

    16. Re:Help! by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      I do tech support and I have access to the tools to fix most problems. In some cases though a caller is so rude and/or ignorant that you just have to give them the "phone firewall".

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    17. Re:Help! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      And you could certainly give your smarter junior techs read-only access to diagnostics.

      They often do, but so what? Assuming they know how to use them, all that does is tell them what's wrong, it doesn't give them any way to do something about it.

      But the script should actually be able to deal with unusual problems.

      Yes, that would be nice. Alas, the more unusual a problem is, the less likely that somebody will have written a script to deal with it. And, the junior techs will probably try the script they're most familiar with first, then give up. I remember, once, being the fifth tech a caller spoke to about a connectivity issue with Win 98. The first four techs had removed and replaced Dial-Up Networking over and over, even though it never did any good. (What I like to call The Bullwinkle Syndrome: "This time, for sure!") I took one look at what was going on and did what they should have done in the first place: I went through both Network Control Panel and their connection's Properties and put all the settings back where they should have been. (There was a walk through for that, but I guess it wasn't as "glamorous" as the other because junior techs tended not to use it, even though it worked at least 90% of the time.) When I was finished, the caller was back on line and surfing away. Of course, by that time I was a Very Senior Tech, and had learned how to think for myself and do proper troubleshooting.

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    18. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From NH as well, myself and most of my Tech friends have taken to calling them FailPoint, it really is the point at which telecommunications in Northern New England fails. The other part that amuses me is that when My mother-in-law called to get quotes on internet service (against my recommendation) they told her they only offered 768kbps DSL, and that the price was the same as the Local Cable company's 1.5mbps service.

      The Move to FailPoint from Verizon has in effect given the Cable companies (Comcast and Metrocast in the cities around me) a monopoly on high speed broadband internet connections, and Telephone service. It scares me to think that my only "real" choice for High speed is Comcast where I currently live especially if they actually make head way in their suit against the FCC.

    19. Re:Help! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I do tech support and I have access to the tools to fix most problems.

      Unless you work for a small company, you are either very lucky or very senior. When I started work doing support for a small ISP, techs got access to as many tools as they could handle. By the time I left, almost eight years ago, the company was much bigger, much more regimented and techs were given as few tools as possible. Mind you, this wasn't the result of the managers growing pointy hair; it was simply because we needed so many techs that most of them were just about able to help the average caller by reading scripts and calling for help if anything didn't go as expected.

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    20. Re:Help! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Insightful?

      I think I'll troll more.

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    21. Re:Help! by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

      As another NH resident I've watch with a sick sort of fascination the train wreck that is Fairpoint. I recall when Verizon held those lines, and though their service was on the whole satisfactory I knew that advanced services (most notably Fios to compete with the local cable monopoly) was never going to arrive. Then came Fairpoint, and I read the writing on that wall from a mile away. Why would Verizon sell a profitable service region to Fairpoint? The answer is that they wouldn't, and whatever phone service we had from Verizon was about to get a whole lot worse. I fled for AT&T immediately afterwards (and none to happy about that), but I'd like to thank the PUC for selling us out by allowing the sale to go through via whatever collection of bribes and general incompetence made it happen. Repeatedly the PUC claimed that Fairpoint would meet certain performance milestones or by god their would be hell to pay. And here we are, and the ones paying the hell are the present Fairpoint customers, and Fairpoint itself will almost certainly go into bankruptcy (which is more than likely where they were headed before the sale happened in the first place).

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    22. Re:Help! by theaveng · · Score: 1

      If you find yourself stranded in New England without an ISP, you could always go back to using phone lines.

      Netscape ISP is only $7/month. Slow but usable.

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    23. Re:Help! by theaveng · · Score: 1

      When companies steal from me, like making unauthorized $100 charges on my credit card, and I can't get them to remove the fraudulent charge, I simply steal the money back:

      - "Hello? VISA customer service. May I help you?"
      - "I ordered a new phone from Verizon, but I never received it." (I say while holding the phone in my hand)
      - "So you want to chargeback the $150?"
      - "Yes please"

      And then I enjoy my shiny new precious...er, phone. Or else sell it on ebay for fun and profit.

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    24. Re:Help! by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Or you can go business cable that is delivering 4x the bandwidth for the same price, and THEIR $30 IP address is 5 addresses instead of 1. No IT firm in the area is deploying DSL anymore for their small business clients due to Fairpoint.

      The really sad part of this is that what is going on is EXACTLY what anyone with a clue said was going to happen. The decision makers in the PUC should all be fore for total incompetence.

    25. Re:Help! by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Ack - that should be FIRED for total incompetence...

      Sighs that there is no "edit" option on posts unlike most modern forum software.

    26. Re:Help! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Note: Said phone lines are run by Fairpoint. So even if you want dialup, you're stuck with Fairpoint....

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    27. Re:Help! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      The truth can never be considered trolling.

      I have been very fortunate - I decided against doing business with Verizon and therefore didn't have to deal with the Fairpoint debacle. And, yes, I do consider myself lucky to have my Internet through Comcast. I'm not a big fan of Comcast, but I have enjoyed low-latency Internet with acceptable reliability. Overpriced at $45 a month for a 3MB Down / 256KB (really about 100KB) up plan, but it's been a pretty solid connection.

      But, yeah, there are a lot of people at work who converted to someone, ANYONE, as long as it wasn't Fairpoint. The cable companies around here made a killing, and some of them accelerated plans for digital phone service because people were SCREAMING for it so they could get off Fairpoint.

      Of course, Verizon (wireless) did well too.

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    28. Re:Help! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed how many times I've spoken the truth on Slashdot and been modded troll.

      Two bits of advice for you:


      1. Never, ever pay your Comcast bill less than 2 days before the due date. This includes in-office cash payments. They will disconnect you for late payment and require a deposit and prepayment of service in order to reconnect, even when you show them the receipt for your on time cash payment

      2. If you've failed at the above point and are on a prepayment account: when you are moving and need to disconnect service, call the day you make payment for your final month of service and tell them, right then, that you need to cancel service at the end of the billing period. If you do not do this, they will send the refund check to your prior service address, rather than to the billing address they ask you for when you tell them you are moving. They will sit on the check for 30 days before mailing it, then require another 30 days to pass before they are able to reissue that check and send it to the correct address. This happened to me, when I moved from MI to OH. This happened to my mother when she moved from MI to OH. This happened to the owner of my web host when he moved from city to city in MI. This is SOP for them.

        That said, forgiving the fallout that happened during the 3 months after the @home network transition, my experience with Comcast actually wasn't that bad. I certainly prefer Cox, my current provider, despite the fact that people mock me every time I say so.

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    29. Re:Help! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      meh... closing tag fail.

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    30. Re:Help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to bash on entry level employees who's every action is limited to corporate bureaucracy, every escalation or outside referral must be checked with an upper level first, and given specific things that we MUST say, such as up to 3 business day turn around time.
      Level 1 techs really don't have access to anything, they can see passwords and the ppp session log, thats about it.
      Give these guys a break, they work hard in a thankless job for a low wage, with angry people calling in constantly trying to make them feel like even more shit because they are having a hard time figuring out how to use a computer.

      Like I said, I'm not in favor of Fairpoints business practices, but lay off the level 1 guys.

  2. Very Easy by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Informative

    How easy is it to find auditors who can be fooled by such a simple trick?

    Very easy. While auditors tend to do a good job of detecting whether a report is realistic, their main objective is to get you to sign off saying, "This is what we do." Then, if you do not do that, you are personally liable.

    They aren't detectives (though they often do some of that as well), they are guarantors of accountability. Your-ass-uncoverers for the CYA generation, if you will.

    1. Re:Very Easy by Tim4444 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Normally getting an auditor is a good CYA technique. However, deliberately misleading the auditor is essentially fraudulent misrepresentation. Even so, the auditor should actually perform an audit - not just sit back and sign off on a prepared demo. That's like a CPA just checking your totals without actually looking at your books.

    2. Re:Very Easy by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work for an accounting firm that has a team of IT auditors who, between all of them, can barely spell "TCP/IP", let alone implement a proper network security test. They run various programs and review various policies and at the end of their testing the client is given a piece of paper, by people these with pieces of paper, given to them by other people with pieces of paper, that say they are secure and can go about their business so they can say their asses are covered for one more year.

      I shudder to think how it will affect my company, and ultimately me and my family, when one of these companies gets hacked and loses thousands of patients' information and financial records because they thought they were secure, based on what some company that they paid thousands of dollars to, told them.

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    3. Re:Very Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Auditors are fine as long as you do what they expect. Any deviation from what they know causes them great pain. For example, I work with credit cards so I have to live with PCI auditors. You tell them that you are encrypting credit cards with AES-512. They read somewhere that AES-256 is recommended. They tell you so. But you tell them that AES-512 is 256 better. They tell you it isn't AES-256. And then they blink. They stare. They blink again. After I switched to AES-256 they were happy. Then next year when you get a new auditor whose never seen AES-256 used, you have to explain why you're not using TripleDES for encryption. And then they blink. They stare. They blink again. After I switched to TripleDES they were happy.

      Then the next year yet another auditor wonders why you aren't using both thinking that it's extra secure to use both.

      Oh well, it keeps my company in the black.

    4. Re:Very Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need to find a better auditing firm; one that actually hires CISSP certified auditors (or similar security certification).

    5. Re:Very Easy by Caue · · Score: 1

      mod parent + please. Someone knows that auditing is not investigating or trying to find flaws in one's accountability.

    6. Re:Very Easy by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you going to do when you get an auditor that asks you why you aren't using the Ovaltine decoder ring because that's what they read was recommended?

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    7. Re:Very Easy by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Normally getting an auditor is a good CYA technique. However, deliberately misleading the auditor is essentially fraudulent misrepresentation. Even so, the auditor should actually perform an audit - not just sit back and sign off on a prepared demo. That's like a CPA just checking your totals without actually looking at your books.

      I agree in principle, but there's truth in the saying that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

      In this case, if they created a clone piece of software that was identical but fraudulent, I wonder what they could have inspected to ensure it was fake? Sort of like supplying your CPA with cooked books in your example - a good CPA could sniff out a bad fake, but probably not a good fake.

    8. Re:Very Easy by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      You use the Ovaltine decoder ring. If you're lucky, you can persuade management to use another auditor next year.

    9. Re:Very Easy by Trails · · Score: 1

      Didn't an equivalent thing happen in the financial auditors world when it turned out WorldCom and a bunch of others were houses of cards? I'm pretty sure a bunch of "reputable" auditors basically ended up dead in the water.

    10. Re:Very Easy by squallbsr · · Score: 1

      They should have noticed that everything was going too smoothly, no problems on a telecommunications network during a "test switchover" should have been a major red flag in-and-of-itself.

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    11. Re:Very Easy by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your obviously not an IT Auditor...

      I am.. unfortunately.. but hey, it pays the bills.. Well, I am an auditor when I am not doing security pen testing and network defense.. but thats besides the point.

      Audits are generally point in time, you certify (I would not call the people who audited fairpoint auditors, more like observers) that the system (the one you actually put your hands on, and validated the configurations and controls.. yes I know FISMA is a joke...) is in compliance with whatever criteria was used during that audit, at that time. It is not going to be compliant a week later after 50 patches were released and the client did not test and install, or mitigate.

      The point being, not all auditors are idiots.. many are, but not all.

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    12. Re:Very Easy by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like I need to find a job as an auditor...

    13. Re:Very Easy by theaveng · · Score: 1

      >>>deliberately misleading the auditor is essentially fraudulent misrepresentation.

      This happens in the housing industry all the time. The salesman invites an inspector to verify the house is "safe" and meets legal requirements, but since the inspector's income relies on the salesman (and vice-versa), they often collude with one another such that even a flawed house will pass inspection.

      I wouldn't be surprised if some collusion happened between Fairport and the auditor as well.

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    14. Re:Very Easy by operagost · · Score: 1

      This is why a buyer is supposed to get his own inspector.

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    15. Re:Very Easy by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      In their defense (WorldCom) they were basically given marching orders by their executives to make the books "work". Brave auditors and accountants risk their careers to blow the whistle on crooked companies.

    16. Re:Very Easy by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's amazing what a little fear will make people do. About 80 years ago there was a whole group of men that "ver joost followink orderz". I think it resulted in the death of about 6 Million Jews...give or take.

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    17. Re:Very Easy by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Thanks Mr. Realtor. Umm.... who do you recommend?

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    18. Re:Very Easy by Trails · · Score: 1
  3. So what does this mean for end users? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Troll

    First, if you don't know what a word means, please don't use it. Even if you think you know, it's most likely that you will use it wrongly.

    Second, so what does this mean for users?

    1. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It means there isn't the data throughput for the system you might expect. So over selling becomes a bigger issue, as does reliability

      It could be even worse, depending on why the faked the audit.

      I mean, i supposed they could have faked the audit becasue they are so awesome that they wanted to keep it a secret...but that's not a likely scenario.

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    2. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      First, if you don't know what a word means, please don't use it. Even if you think you know, it's most likely that you will use it wrongly.

      But that's the penultimate use for the word "assimilate" that I've ever heard!

    3. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, if you don't know what a word means, please don't use it. Even if you think you know, it's most likely that you will use it wrongly.

      Now, now ... there's no need to publicly assimilate the person who wrote that.

    4. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Verizon's IT systems were so old that FairPoint chose to not buy them along with the network. FairPoint hired a French consulting firm to write new systems (Java-based) that would run on HP Unix servers using HP (Hitachi) SAN-based storage systems. They bought Verizon's old data center in Manchester, NH and for a time, the two companies were co-located in the same building.

      This lead to a certain amount of tension between Verizon employees who weren't part of the move to FairPoint and still worked in the building (a number of whom were to ultimately get laid-off by Verizion. I have no knowledge if that was the outcome), between former Verzion employees now working for FairPoint, and new FairPoint employees who didn't have an emotional stake in the transition. There were also a number of consultants brought in for various work, such as the initial database installation (Oracle) and configuration. FairPoint was racing to finish the code for the systems, which included customer billing and order processing, to be done prior to April of 2008, which is when the sale was to be final and FairPoint would start owning the lines and running the show. Apparently, they didn't make it.

      Part of what was driving the race was the need to convert existing customer data from Verizon's old system to FairPoint's new one. I'm curious as to which part of the system was supposedly audited, and allegedly faked: the data conversion, the on-going operational functions, or both.

    5. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I'll use assimilate for the last time. And now NOBODY can use it any more.

    6. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Oak1 · · Score: 1

      Mighty cromulent of you.

    7. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mighty cromulent of you.

      Through cromulence I hope to embiggen the status of the Anonymous Coward to that of a Noel Coward.

    8. Re:So what does this mean for end users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone intimately involved with this (2007 - Today), and can provide several deeper layers of explanation -- it's amazing what they have right, and what they have laughably wrong.

      Verizon's IT systems were so old that FairPoint chose to not buy them along with the network.

      This was a secondary reason, not a primary.

      FairPoint hired a French consulting firm to write new systems (Java-based)

      The consulting firm is a global firm with almost 100k employees. Almost everything was customization to package applications, not ground up custom work. Depending on what criteria for "Application" you use, the number can range from ~20 "core" to 100+ apps. Languages ranged from Java, C, C++, ASP, Cobol, ColdFusion, C#, PHP, Perl, Ruby, as well as proprietary languages and more I'm sure). There was even a legacy application (purchased from Verizon), which I swear to god must have have used all of them. Hell I even spent time debugging assembly.

      The number of war stories out there are probably worth a book -- anyone want to start one? :]

  4. Darwin? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

    Ever heard about Darwin? Sad for the company though...

    1. Re:Darwin? by megamerican · · Score: 1

      No, you're looking for Adam Smith.

      The religious 2-minute hate is down the hall.

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  5. "assimilate" or "simulate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "they were really only seeing a small program that was created to assimilate what they wanted the systems to do"

    that statement makes little sense to me as it stands and i'm wondering if the person misspoke and meant to say "simulate". or am i missing something (perhaps someone would care to explain)?

    1. Re:"assimilate" or "simulate"? by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Informative
      Useful definitions:

      assimilate: To consume and incorporate (nutrients) into the body after digestion.

      simulate: ... 2. To make a pretense of; feign: simulate interest.

      kdawson: illiterate who pretends to be an editor.

    2. Re:"assimilate" or "simulate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, assimilate may also be used in the sense of "to make similar" or "to cause to resemble"

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/assimilate
      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/assimilate

      Nothing too sea hear. Move along.

    3. Re:"assimilate" or "simulate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Main Entry: 1asÂsimÂiÂlate
              * Pronunciation: \É(TM)-Ësi-mÉ(TM)-ËOElÄt\
              * Function: verb
              * Inflected Form(s): asÂsimÂiÂlatÂed; asÂsimÂiÂlatÂing
              * Etymology: Middle English, from Medieval Latin assimilatus, past participle of assimilare, from Latin assimulare to make similar, from ad- + simulare to make similar, simulate
              * Date: 15th century

      transitive verb
      1 a : to take in and utilize as nourishment : absorb into the system b : to take into the mind and thoroughly comprehend
      2 a : to make similar b : to alter by assimilation c : to absorb into the culture or mores of a population or group
      3 : compare, liken intransitive verb

    4. Re:"assimilate" or "simulate"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      to be fair it was a direct quote. there are plenty of things to complain about on slashdot, this is not one of them.

    5. Re:"assimilate" or "simulate"? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      to be fair it was a direct quote....

      As an editor myself, one of the editor's jobs is to fix errors made by writers BEFORE PUBLISHING THEM.

  6. Obligatory by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Moar liek FailPort amirite?!?!

  7. Misread the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read that company name as "FailPort". Makes more sense actually.

  8. Flown on an airline lately? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 4, Interesting

    sigh, embarrassed to admit, but was forced by employer to do the same thing at the FAA once. Talk about a scary thought.

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    1. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "Post Anonymously" check box might have been a good idea there considering you just confessed to a felony...

    2. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 1

      Dude, if you're going to blow the whistle, then for fuck's sake BLOW THE WHISTLE IN A WAY THAT WILL MEANINGFULLY HELP THE SITUATION.

      If this is at all true, go to the media. Now.

    3. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by starfliz · · Score: 1

      "forced"? there was a person threatening your life to be unethical and perhaps immoral?

    4. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by Spiked_Three · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you mean loss of a job in a pretty tough economy to be life threatening, then yes. Which I do btw. No big deal, in the real world, as opposed to la-la land that some of you live in, the FAA would insure the story was suppressed, dismissed and discredited long before me, a low level peon ever got charged with a crime.

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    5. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must provide more information.

    6. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sucks. Maybe some documents to wikileaks will ease you mind a bit? (I'd hate to have that on my mind long-term)

    7. Re:Flown on an airline lately? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      sigh, embarrassed to admit, but was forced by employer to do the same thing at the FAA once. Talk about a scary thought.

      I've had to quit two jobs due to similar 'requests'. I started my own company to get off that treadmill.

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  9. It (almost) worked for Enron by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For several years, Enron fooled investors, market watchers, government, and even its employees, with shady accounting practices that were "audited." As it turned out, the auditing firm, Arthur Anderson, was part of the fraud.

    It wouldn't surprise me that the same thing happens in IT auditing.

    1. Re:It (almost) worked for Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would surprise me. IT auditing is less likely to be fraudulent, and more likely to be plain stupid.

    2. Re:It (almost) worked for Enron by jschen · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, Arthur Andersen's conviction was overturned by a unanimous decision of the Supreme Court. Practially, it probably won't matter for Andersen since the company's reputation likely is irreparable. But it has gone out of its way to clear its name.

    3. Re:It (almost) worked for Enron by Caue · · Score: 1

      systems auditing is VERY different from accountability auditing. An auditor is not, and I repeat: NOT, a detective. It's not their job to find out what you are doing wrong. Auditing is more about hearing you and then communicating to the parties interested. You can't invite all your investors to look upon every single aspect of your company, that's why there is an auditor. from the latin : TO HEAR. wheter is shady accounting or not, it's up to the AV officers to determine, through inspection of the books and reports.

    4. Re:It (almost) worked for Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many AA auditors were fresh out of college, a.k.a. stupid.

    5. Re:It (almost) worked for Enron by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      But it has gone out of its way to clear its name.

      That name that they paid so dearly to have for themselves alone...

  10. FairPort or FairPoint? by ranson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Check the article title.

    1. Re:FairPort or FairPoint? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I believe it's Fainport, no wait.. FarPoint, no.. FairPair.. FrapPants?

      I giveup

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    2. Re:FairPort or FairPoint? by Gnea · · Score: 1

      'FairPort' sounds very, very misleading. Would be nice if moderators would proof-read before posting.

  11. Bankruptcy? Not here... by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next week we'll learn that Fairpoint is being approved for a government bailout Stimulus Package.

    1. Re:Bankruptcy? Not here... by jpyeck · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be the "Assimilus" Package in this case?

    2. Re:Bankruptcy? Not here... by p1esk · · Score: 1

      That's the plan. It's called Broadband Stimulus Package, and Fairpoint has (or at least had) very good chances of getting a piece of it.

    3. Re:Bankruptcy? Not here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't heard? FairPoint has already applied for federal broadband stimulus funds:

      http://www.reformer.com/localnews/ci_13190278

  12. Proving once again... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo."

    1. Re:Proving once again... by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Funny

      True Story:
      Canadian governent contractor was demoing the system. Part of the system to be used once the data was entered into the system was the report generation. This was demoed with some sample data The customer signed off and the contractor was payed.
      Then about 6 months later they were trying to get the reports to be printed out but not matter what they did the reports all came out the same the dates were 6 months off. Thats right all the reports were hard coded and did not even touch the database.

    2. Re:Proving once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love errors. It's just so amusing to me to see all of the ways things can go wrong.

      I think I can guess the sequence of events leading up to your story happened.

      The hard coded report was probably intended to be used as a template to be filled in later. At the time, the biggest concern with the report feature was making sure that the client was happy with the formatting and whether or not they wanted any additional items added to the template.

      After the client had approved the demo, they continued work on the system using the sample data as a test set. The reports appeared to be working correctly and nobody looked at the dates because people generally don't pay attention to time stamps unless they already know they need to be looking at them.

      At the end, all of the program's features appeared to be working correctly and it was approved for release.

      I think a lot of the blunders that we mock on the internet happen something like this. I suspect that there's a story like this behind Zero Wing too (someone with limited English skills stubbed out the text for the English release and other people who were incapable of discerning between English and something that sort of looks like English approved it for release).

      So the moral of this fable is to never leave unfinished work in a state where it can be mistaken for finished work or else one day kids will dig up your work and make fun of you on the internet.

  13. FailPoint is Fail by Publikwerks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to have to work with both FairPoint and Verizon with my IT duties( I had to manage mutiple t-1). It was very nice working with Verizon. I would connect to the Verizon PCC in Boston, and they didn't mess around. Even when I would call at 3 am, they had people on it. Usually tookem them less than an hour to fix ANYTHING. FailPoint, I would leave a message with FairPoint's voicemail. They usually would get someone on it withion 24 hours. Usually.

  14. Another unhappy FP customer... by nate_in_ME · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I got burned bad by this myself. In the interest of not having to retype a LOT, here's the complaint I sent to Maine's PUC, which got forwarded to someone high up at Fairpoint:

    We initially contacted Fairpoint to establish DSL service near the end of January, 2009. We were informed that because of the computer system changeover, that someone would be contacting me in early February to complete our order and give us our install date, which was predicted to be roughly mid-February. After not hearing from a Fairpoint representative by mid-February, I called to follow up, and after several phone calls where I was basically told "we're still transitioning, and can't get to your order," our original order was found, and we were given an install date of March 3. On March 2, having not yet received the equipment for our DSL service, I called again, and after being on hold for roughly 5-10 min while the customer service rep was "checking on our order," I was told that we were still scheduled to have service turned on for March 3, and our equipment would most likely be recieved that same day.

    After not receiving anything on March 3, I called Fairpoint again that afternoon. At that point, I was told that the computer was showing that the order was never completed because it was showing that service was not available. At this point, the rep offered to have a technician come out and check our area to see if this was actually the case. I was told that we would be called with the results of this check, and to expect a 7-10 day wait before hearing back. We were never called back with the results of this check.
    In mid-March, I called to follow up on the supposed check that was done. They were not able to find our previous order anywhere in the computer system. After repeatedly being put on hold so they could try and find the previous order, eventually a new order was placed. At this point, we decided to sign up for both telephone and DSL service, as we were offered a bundle package at that time. This order was given the order number mentioned above, with the phone service date of April 2, and DSL service as of April 6.

    As we had to go and purchase a phone, we were not able to test the telephone service until April 3. When the service was tested, it was not yet working. I placed another call to Fairpoint, where I was told that there was still an account from a previous tenant at our address in the system when our order was placed, and this placed a hold on our order. Note that we had lived at the service address since late January of '09, and in none of my previous calls had I been told about any existing account at this address. This hold was supposedly cleared, and they said that the phone should be working within a few days, and the DSL a few days after that.

    A week later, we still had no service of any sort. I placed yet another call to Fairpoint, and was told this time that there were multiple orders in our name for our address, including one for another telephone number, but all of our information. I was also told that there was showing a problem with the third-party verification that Fairpoint uses, and this is now why our order was on hold. This issue was supposedly cleared, and again I was told to give the phone a few days, and to watch for the DSL equipment to arrive.

    On April 17, we still had no service. I called Fairpoint yet again, and was again told that the previous account that was at our address was the source of the problem. After being put on hold for at least 10 minutes while the rep called to another department to try and get things worked out, I was told that everything was taken care of, and I should have a working phone by Monday or Tuesday of this week, and the DSL service would take a few days longer.

    As of today, the "Tuesday of Next week" mentioned above, we still have no service. Multiple calls to the "Installation Service" telephone number since 8am today of 866-980-0642 that the last Fairpoint rep I spoke to provided me with only get me a recor

    1. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the average experience with fairpoint. nobody has ever had a good deal with them.

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    2. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by nate_in_ME · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I didn't have much of a choice at the time, as I needed internet and couldn't get Time Warner to come in because I had to catch up an old bill with them first. However, I should finally be able to pay off TW in the next few weeks, and will be looking to switch at that point. It will be the lesser of two evils I think...

    3. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

      I'm impressed with your patience and fortitude; Personally, if any other option existed, I would have told them to go to hell when they never called me back in early february. Even if their network was smoke and mirrors, I'm amazed that people actually gave them money.

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    4. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      Hell, dude, I probably would have walked away after the first estimate of over two weeks just to get a callback and start the process. And I definitely would have moved on after they missed that first date. You were ordering DSL service, not some high-end business product that's going to require digging trenches to lay new cable. That's crazy.

    5. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by omi5cron · · Score: 1

      how about gwi.net? they are based in maine and offer internet(DSL) and phone.i have them for internet and never a problem. however, since i am over the border in new hampshire, i can't get their phone service. so i am stuck with fairpoint. wish i could get gwi.net for phone,,,sigh!!

    6. Re:Another unhappy FP customer... by nate_in_ME · · Score: 1

      At the time, the reason they told me made at least some sense. That first delay was, I was told, due to calling late in the week just before they were scheduled to do the final switchover from Verizon's system. I've been part of major computer network overhauls in the past when I worked as a contractor, and could understand where that would cause delays. After that, I only stuck with it because I didn't really have much of a choice - I needed the service.

  15. Everybody around here hates fairpoint. by woodchip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Everybody around here hates Fair Point. Thank God for reliable, fast, and consistent Comcast. Sadly, I don't think I am being sarcastic.

    1. Re:Everybody around here hates fairpoint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. When I lived in Ellensburg, Failpoint was advertising 1.5mb DSL as their fastest available speed. It was available at $40.00/month if you also bundled your home phone service with them. Charter advertised 5mb cable for around $60/mo., or you could just bundle that with digital cable for the same price.

      That's not competition. That's not even remotely competition.

    2. Re:Everybody around here hates fairpoint. by kaszeta · · Score: 1

      That's been my experience as well. Fairpoint has, sadly, shown me how good Comcast is.

      My latest FP problem? My service goes out completely every time it rains. They insist it must be my internal wiring, even if I'm hooking up directly to the NID, so the problem is on their side of the demarc. But since my NID is inside, I have to agree to pay $65 for them to come out, and then if and when they come out, if it's not raining, there's no problem, and they refuse to troubleshoot.

      Add to that the bizarre billing problems, and I'm thinking Vonage.

    3. Re:Everybody around here hates fairpoint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not being sarcastic, that in and of itself is a frightening commentary on just how bad Fairpoint must be.

    4. Re:Everybody around here hates fairpoint. by 2gravey · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to go against the grain of this hate-fest, but I have had great service from Fairpoint. Admittedly, I've never actually talked to them, since I haven't needed to. After purchasing FiOS from Verizon 2 years ago, they promptly turned it over to Fairpoint, but its been rock solid ever since. In fact, it's the fastest, most reliable internet service I've ever had, and its cheap too! Excuse me, I have to go find some wood to knock on now.

  16. All they did by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    All they did was trick themselves into consumer hate and bankruptcy.

    Dolts die and FairPort is a dolt.

  17. Share your fake demos here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    My favorite was the time we had a VP coming from HQ to see what he was spending all this money on - a very early voice over IP softphone system for call centers.

    We absolutely had nothing at that point except for design documentation (very much a 'waterfall' process type company.)

    So the guys walks in, and we point him to two workstations, one manned by a team member, and both with headsets already layed out. He walks over to the workstation, puts on the headset, and starts talking to our guy.

    "The voice quality is absolutely amazing! Tremendous! It's better than my landline at home!"

    After that, we took him out for beers, and drove him to the airport next morning. Everything cool as can be.

    Of course, both headsets were just plugged into POTS lines. We'd dialed over to the other workstation before he got there.

    We didn't feel so bad in the end. We got that project done in time, and since the target network was way over-engineered and partitioned for just this purpose, we were able to actually use a codec that's better quality than POTS.

    1. Re:Share your fake demos here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an asshat. Thanks for the story though.

  18. Ooops. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    I read that as "Failpoint accused of faking..." Though, given the details, I guess that would have been a pretty accurate headline too.

  19. FairPoint Business Plan Revealed by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    1. Fake Auditing Tests 2. Assimilate 3. ???? 4. Profit

    1. Re:FairPoint Business Plan Revealed by natehoy · · Score: 1

      3 = Get selves into serious trouble for Gubbmint Bailout.

      FairPoint wasn't ready. This was painfully obvious to everyone outside government circles. However, telephony is a vital infrastructure, especially in rural areas where cell just doesn't work, and FairPoint knows it. Verizon knew it, too, but they had other profitable divisions that prevented them from simply shutting down New England and cutting their losses.

      New England is too rural for the landlines to be truly profitable at anything resembling a reasonable price, and in Maine the taxes/fees/surcharges added to a landline can easily add up to $10 a month. Last time I looked, I think a basic no-long-distance metered line was about $30 a month. Real service with some long distance included can run in the $50s. So cell phones start looking reasonable for a lot of customers, and of course the VERY inexpensive Vonage and other VoIP services instantly became the favored service for anyone in an urban enough area to have broadband Internet. Which drove the price-per-customer UP, since many who had a choice were already in urban areas where there's a lot less wire to be maintained. The rural folk at the end of their long fiber-and-copper lines had to stay with Verizon, they had no choice since cell service is pretty much nonexistent for a lot of them, and broadband? Verizon actually laughed at my mother when she asked when DSL might be available. (hint: her dial-up capability was Verizon-limited to 14.4K because Verizon didn't have enough available switching capability to support a full voice line for every customer).

      FairPoint is a relatively smaller company, and it's possible that a behind-the-scenes deal between the muckity-mucks at FairPoint and Verizon and our esteemed legislators assured that the landlines were transferred out of Verizon so they could shed the unprofitable division. Without a larger company to fund New England, the new company would have a valid reason to cry poverty and stick their hand out, or threaten to go bankrupt. Verizon doesn't have that luxury - they make too much profit elsewhere to claim poverty.

      So FairPoint comes in, makes some token improvements in coverage (offering DSL in rural areas, which pleased my mother no end!) with much fanfare and pomp and circumstance so the consumers who still care are happy with their government's decision. Not to mention they could spend their way through their cash quickly since they knew they'd run out soon enough anyway, so might as well do some bread and circuses on the spiral.

      Now, phase 2 kicks in. Tax dollars will be requested very soon to keep FairPoint operational, otherwise a LOT of rural and poor people will lose access to "911", not to mention normal phone service and their dialup Internet (which is all they have in a lot of areas). A "think of the pauper children" bill will come on the legislative floors of all three states soon. And it'll have to pass, because telephone is second maybe only to electricity in terms of a "must have" infrastructure.

      The only question is what they are going to tax, err, "surcharge" to pay for it.

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  20. So the whistleblower is Borg? by PingXao · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's what it says,

    they were really only seeing a small program that was created to assimilate what they wanted the systems to do.

    So it seems that the whistleblower is Borg. The only thing missing is the part about resistance being futile. Which it seems to be when you're dealing with Verizon, so maybe that part's implied.

  21. I was thinking the same thing... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    WORSE than VZ? Wow, that really MUST suck!

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    1. Re:I was thinking the same thing... by theaveng · · Score: 1

      I've never had any problems with Verizon. Their customer service department is confusing to navigate, but they've never censored my downloads (bittorrent), never throttled my connection, never blocked access to watching television online. They are certainly better than my other local company which is Comsucks

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    2. Re:I was thinking the same thing... by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I was a completely satisfied customer with my Verizon DSL when I lived in New Hampshire. The Fairpoint sale happened shortly after I moved away.

      My parents in Maine have Fairpoint phone and DSL and HATE it. That is their only option since TV cable doesn't run by their house; they have DirecTV.

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  22. What you're observing here... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...is another shining example of the quality work produced by the American education system.

  23. Notice... by PostPhil · · Score: 1

    1. According to the whistleblower article, the last names of the president and CEO of FairPoint is "Nixon" and "Johnson", where Nixon is the president of the company. Johnson was CEO before Hauser took over in June. Well there's your problem, the company's run by President Nixon!

    2. The new CEO, Hauser responded concerning the fraud allegations, "We take these allegations seriously and will do a thorough investigation". To paraphrase: "We know we're busted, and we intend to do a very thorough cover-up considering billions of dollars are on the line."

  24. Auditors have no clue by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

    It would be unbelieveably easy to fool an auditor in out S-Ox Audits. Heck, we could fool anyone brought in to audit the auditors if we liked. They dont have the time or technicalknowledge to understand the systems they are auditing. They ask for information which is pointless and easily faked ('can we have a screen shot of you AD domain security policies') and frankly they just dont care. These guys make the TSa look like experts. This is my primary issue with S-Ox as a regulation. It doesnt work. Its security theatre at its best(worst). so even though my boss/company follows the rules, we could easily not do so and still have our CEO/CFO sign off with noone the wiser.

    1. Re:Auditors have no clue by natehoy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you're misunderstanding the whole point of Sarbanes-Oxley.

      A SOX auditor doesn't investigate the systems in detail. They are documentors, and usually are hired by the people who are being audited. This isn't like an IRS audit where it's a confrontational thing, it's more of a "discover and document", and it's supposed to be a partnership between the auditor and the company being audited.

      The auditing company doesn't know your practices, but they have a list of acceptable (or "best" if you prefer) practices. They come in and ask you how you do things, and if your practices are not acceptable, they are supposed to give you a list of them so you can work on them for the next round of auditing.

      Lying to a SOX auditor serves no useful purpose, because the auditor is not there to penalize you for bad practices, they are there to help you avoid them. At the end, they gather information about how the company works from company employees WHO THEN SIGN THEIR NAMES to the audit, along with a list of gaps the company has promised to work on for the next audit.

      If/when the company practices are found to deviate from what the company officers claimed, those officers can then be held personally liable for those inconsistencies. So if you lie to a SOX auditor, you can lose your house if your name is on the report and someone can prove that you lied later on.

      EXAMPLE:

      You hire a SOX auditor who looks into your company's practices on passwords. The auditor asks "Do you require complex passwords that must be changed at least quarterly?" And you don't. You can answer:
      YES: At which point the auditor checks off the little ticky box and you sign your name to that document. Auditor leaves happy.
      NO: At which point the auditor tells you that you need them, and the two of you set a date for a re-evaluation of that point, and you sign your name to that document.

      A month later, your company is hacked due to a weak or fixed password.

      If you answered "YES", then it will be quickly discovered that you lied in your SOX audit, and you will be held personally and possibly criminally liable for your answer. In other words, your house and fancy car go away, and you and Bubba get to know each other really well. And Bubba loves corporate criminals because they don't fight as much.

      If you answered "NO", then it will be quickly discovered that you documented this weakness and were working toward fixing it. Depending on the amount of press, you might still get scapegoated and thrown out on the street, but you have a document on file saying you told the truth about the problem, so unless you go in for a conjugal visit you and Bubba will never meet.

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    2. Re:Auditors have no clue by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Actually I do understand thats the purpose behind the SOX audit. What I was/am saying though is that they lack the skill to fully understand how to implement that best practices. Software interaction, especially with ERP software,l is incredibly complesx. The idea that someone can come in for 2 weeks, look at your system, and even BEGIN to know what questions to ask is absurb. We are not even that big a company and the audits mean effectively nothing. they come in and check their little check box saying we met a standard for secueity or reporting. But they cant ever really know that we have. And management has no real interest in actually increasing security, they simply want to have the audit come back clean. Thus 'security theatre'. If they were really interwested in security the costs would be prohibative, especially for smaller companies. thus my assertion that SOX, especially the security end of it, are pointless. (the financial reporting and reviews I cant comment on for lack of expertise).

  25. Re:Fairport Deception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF??

  26. Re:Help! || Sovernet by n1ckml007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Did you look at Sovernet Communications?

  27. Amazing!!! by CDOS_CDOS+run · · Score: 1

    This is the first time Fairpoint has shown any competence in anything since they took over!!!!!!

    1. Re:Amazing!!! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      They showed an incredible amount of competence in pulling the wool over the collective eyes in Augusta, Concord, and Montpelier.

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    2. Re:Amazing!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see, but those aren't the same people running it today. that's the problem

      the wool would still be there if it were, duh.

  28. Re:Fairport Deception by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    "For several years, the Obama Admin fooled the populace...."

    Um, while, I'm no fan of the Obama Administration, they haven't been in office for 'years'.

    They may well be fudging the books, but we'll have to wait for just a little while.

    Of course, the dot-com bubble was fueled in part by the Big Eight firms handling auditing, IPOs, and investment banking for many of those dot-coms that went public, scooped huge barrels full of money, and then burned it all with nothing but technology others bought for pennies on the dollar and went on to make actual money. Obvious conflict of interest that lead to many of the Big Eight dying off.

    Enron being just the most obvious example.

    Give the Obama team a chance. They can do better...;)

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    deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
  29. The Sad Reality by CDOS_CDOS+run · · Score: 1

    In this region Fairpoint is often the only choice for highspeed internet. If there is another option, it's Comcast who was forging rst packets, and blocking connections willy nilly. I was unable to use a VPN to my office, because Comcast deemed it bad traffic. Beyond that, if you try to use your 800 Billion free hours of AOL or other dialup, often times the phone lines are original copper from the early 1900s and won't even support 56k dialup.

  30. Kill the Auditor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you pay good money for an audit and the auditor collects that fee but hasn't the foggiest idea what is going on - then he's at fault and he should lose his license! What the hell is wrong with everyone? The auditor attests to the truth of a report. This auditor wouldn't have known the truth if he was sitting in it.

  31. Surprise? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember when FairPoint was trying to take over, the local NPR station in Maine was coming out with an almost-daily feature on specific points of the FairPoint readiness plan. Some of them would have gotten me caught under the new Maine distracted driving law because they were so ridiculous I (as a non-FairPoint customer) was laughing so hard I almost drove off the interstate.

    My favorite was the costs assumption. FairPoint, in their infinite wisdumb, decided that the cost of gasoline would remain fixed at $2 or less for a period of no less than seven years. Gas was about $2 at the time the report was written and was documented as such, and $3 when the report was evaluated by the various state legislatures. A few legislators even mentioned that point specifically after the NPR story on it broke. Then, suddenly, it was a non-issue even though the report never changed.

    But there were LOTS of things like this. Assumptions that labor costs wouldn't change, assumptions that their customer base would increase by some incredible percentage while support costs would remain fixed or drop, assumptions on the cost of running new cable and upgrading Internet infrastructure that were apparently based on most of the work being done by elves while the workers slept and service being provided by the magical Internet Faeries instead of actual bandwidth from Level3.

    FairPoint made up numbers for the auditors, that much is true. But most of their fabrications were obvious enough to be on the daily news. Obviously, the legislatures of Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont don't listen to NPR. Or FairPoint and Verizon executives could afford enough bribe money or had the incriminating photos. You choose.

    We got what we (or FairPoint) paid for.

    STILL glad I'm a Vonage customer.

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    "This post contains words, known to the State of California to cause thought. Wash brain thoroughly after reading."
  32. What if their license is actually pulled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what happens if VT, NH, and/or ME decide to revoke Fairpoint's license to operate? Before you threaten someone, think through the consequences. Verizon won't buy it back, they're busy building out high-speed service in urban areas, and they don't want to deal with someplace as rural as Northern New England. Who steps in? Maybe Burlington Telecom (the local cable service in Burlington, VT). Seriously, is there an actual alternative to "making this work?"

    1. Re:What if their license is actually pulled? by Alamais · · Score: 1

      Well a large part of VT has a FTTH initiative pulling itself together, but it got stalled by the economy tanking (they've just put in an app for stimulus money). Of course, that will take a good while to get installed and running, so there will probably be a nice gap in service if/when Fairpoint does implode. I can get Comcast where I'm at, but...ugh.

      Funny thing is, I've not had a problem with Fairpoint. I had Verizon DSL, the changeover was transparent, and everything works fine. Oh well. Hope the fiber comes in before I'm done with grad school and have to move.

  33. FairPoint is a turd. by revxul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Over the source of this summer, two Vermont areas have lost 911 service overnight with FairPoint having a lax attitude about fixing it. The first was an unspecified technical error limiting the Grand Isle region to calling out to one exchange, effectively nixing 911. The second incident involved a line breaking, cutting service to the town of Fair Haven completely. Despite many calls, FairPoint said it could wait until morning.

    On top of this is an abundance of service outages and billing errors which, despite what they say, still persist. I truly hope the three states' PSB's kick this joke of a company out of New England for good.

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    Truth, Just Us, And Hatred For All Mankind!
  34. Re:Help! || Sovernet by revxul · · Score: 1

    I've been a Sovernet user for years. Despite the fact that they lease those lines (last I knew) they havent had a sliver of the troubles FairPoint has. I am happy to be a Sovernet user.

    I dont know if their support is outsources since they were bought up by a different company and moved from that cute road-fork office in Bellows Falls, though.

    I often said if they dicked me around with support I'd drag them into Nick's down the street and "change" their minds, but, to their ultimate and pleasing credit, Ive never even been frustrated with them. I recommend Sover to everyone in the area.

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    Truth, Just Us, And Hatred For All Mankind!
  35. small stub program not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used (used to being the key word) to work for Capgemini, the lead systems integrator for Fairpoint (FRP)

    the small program isn't the issue (as made out to be), it was the rushed schedule (only 1yr and 4 is months) for changing verizon's 200+ systems from years of mergers and splits into 16 theoretically modern network mgmt systems

    That program was likely a small item on the line provisioning side that was changing DB flags to say things were provisioned. When someone orders a phone line (plain old telephone service or POTS) you can't really find a phone line cooper pair from a switch to their house and provision it for POTS service in a test environment. So some stuff has to be stubbed. Still its funny they failed, def worth a chuckle.

  36. auditors, hard to fool ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In a very large scale banking center we used to just change the color palates on the PC's used to display warning messages, and the managers and application auditors never noticed anything.

  37. I work tech support for Fairpoint and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is absolutely the worst company that my company does outsourced support for. I never have any information that I would like to give to the customer when they call in. I regularly get calls where they have been out of service or over a week, and when I bother the NOC about it they just ignore me. Makes me look like the idiot when I am actually attempting to give some quality of service.

  38. My Fair(sic)Point horror stories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll keep them brief.

    When had a LAN line through Verizon, we didn't use it so when cancelled with Verizon before the changeover. After the change over we get a bill from FairPoint with a credit of $36. We laughed and called FairPoint to cancel the line. They said they would. We keep getting bills, sometimes we owe them, sometimes there is a credit (keep in mind this is for a line that has NEVER been used, even under Verizon).

    We have had numerous dates come and go as to when DSL would be available in our area (still isn't to this day).

    My wife's uncle let his DSL bill lapse, they disconnected him. He pays the bill current but they can't turn the service back on because he was too far from the CO, apparently his 100plus year old house drifted in the few days his service was disconnected. It took 2 months of fighting with FairPoint to get it turned back on (I could write a novel on that particular experience).

    A few months later my wife's uncle stops receiving FairPoint bills, he gets stuck in a catch 22 where FairPoint won't let him pay without the bills, but he's not receiving them. Luckily he gets the issue resolved before they shut him off again.

    We have had numerous new customers where we arrive onsite to setup a network only to findout that FairPoint is dragging ass. We get paid for doing nothing but there are many customers out there that had to pay because FairPoint dropped the ball.

  39. Chronicles of Failpoint by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Vermonter here. I dropped Failpoint and went with Comcast for internet AND phone, when Failpoint refused to recognize the existence of my new apartment despite already providing service to the only other unit. The chronicles of my hellish move that cost me an extra month's rent thanks to Failpoint can be found here.

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    Friend: "The NIC is misconfigured..." Me: "No prob, I'll just telnet in and fix it." *Silence*
  40. I hope they fail by Dunkz · · Score: 1

    I'm in NH and hoping that FairPoint fails and Verizon comes back to the area. Then perhaps we can get FiOS up here and I can also tell Comcast to go screw off.

    In the spring I wanted to get my landline which was an MCI account moved over to FairPoint as my bill had gotten out of control due to all of the line-leasing fees, etc. It took them 3 months. THREE MONTHS to do what amounted to an accounting change. Even then I had periods where they screwed it up so bad that my phone was shut off for 3 days, had no long distance, and had no caller-ID etc. It's like watching a power plant run by a bunch of monkeys.

    The PUC people that got bribed into OKing this deal should be sent away.

  41. We all knew that this was going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those of us in New England all knew this was going to happen. We beat up on our public utilities commissions telling them as much, but Fairpoint and Verizon railroaded this through. How the PUC people could ignore the obvious only suggests rampant corruption. I'd love to see all of those commissioners audited. They clearly weren't looking out for the public's best interests.

  42. Re:Help! || Sovernet by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1

    Yeah the nice thing about Sovernet Communications is they will beat Verizon (now Fairpoint) over the head for you. The copper may be leased, but the CO (central office) equipment is Sovernet's, and the support is local. The long distance however is WAY TOO expensive.