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A Breathalyzer For Cancer
Tiger4 writes "Cancer researchers in the UK have come up with a way to sniff for lung cancer on the breath. 'From the results, the researchers identified 42 "volatile organic compounds" (VOCs) present in the breath of 83% of cancer patients but fewer than 83% of healthy volunteers. Four of the most reliable were used to develop a nine-sensor array made from tiny gold particles coated with reactive chemicals sensitive to the compounds.' Other sources have picked up the story as well. Obviously, this would be a big breakthrough for rapid screening, and early detection significantly improves outcomes."
So, next time you get pulled over:
"Sir, were you aware of how fast your cancer was progressing?"
There's a cat that seems to be able to tell when someone is about to die.
I'm sorry sir... but according to your latest cat scan, your death is imminent.
There really needs to be a +1 Punny moderation.
Makes me remember Bono's famous statement on stage -"Every time I clap my hands - a child dies". Followed by someone in the audience screaming -"Then stop clapping you sick f*ck!".
Break the sound barrier - bring the noise.
That cat is a genius - they still haven't found where he conceals the weapon.
I see. Cats found a way to measure when we certainly die, though we keep saying we can't (c.f. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat)..
I'm sorry sir... but according to your latest cat scan, your death is imminent.
Wow, a trustworthy cat! Mine always pretends she's starving.
I didn't know we are allowed to quote House episodes as scientific fact nowadays :P