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Build Your Own $2.8M Petabyte Disk Array For $117k
Chris Pirazzi writes "Online backup startup BackBlaze, disgusted with the outrageously overpriced offerings from EMC, NetApp and the like, has released an open-source hardware design showing you how to build a 4U, RAID-capable, rack-mounted, Linux-based server using commodity parts that contains 67 terabytes of storage at a material cost of $7,867. This works out to roughly $117,000 per petabyte, which would cost you around $2.8 million from Amazon or EMC. They have a full parts list and diagrams showing how they put everything together. Their blog states: 'Our hope is that by sharing, others can benefit and, ultimately, refine this concept and send improvements back to us.'"
AHhh, this is why the EMC guy committed suicide. It wasn't because he was dying of cancer.
Trolling is a art,
...but that doesn't add up. $7,867 / 67 petabytes = $117.42/petabyte, not $117,000/petabyte.
Perhaps they were using the 'new' math.
But what about storing the new episodes in HD? Clearly a masterpiece of TV such as this should not be stored at mere SD quality!
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I think we have a new metric unit of storage, to rival the (now deprecated) Library Of Congress SI unit.
For the 2.683M difference, that support better come with a "happy ending" for the entire staff...
Soon I shall have a single media server with every episode of "General Hospital" ever made stored at a high bitrate. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, ALL YOU WHO DOUBTED ME!!!!
And how big is a petabyte you ask? There have been about 12,000 episodes of General Hospital aired since 1963. If you encoded 45 minute episodes at DVD quality mpeg2 bitrate, you could fit over 550,000 episodes of America's finest television show on a 1 petabyte server, enough to archive every episode of this remarkable show from its auspicious debut in 1963 until the year 4078.
Of all the computer systems out there, yours is the one for which becoming self-aware terrifies me the most.
and save $2,799,720.
Damn. I was going to offer support for half of that price until I saw this new requirement...
But we already have William Shatner.
For 2.683M, you can probably afford to outsource that part.
I'm holding out for the porn version, Genital Horse Spittle.
Great donkey scenes.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Just make sure the wife doesn't catch you unit testing the outsourced part.
"Sorry, I have to stay late tonight honey, ... I'm hard at work."
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Our support model is close to that. We give you the lube, then we tell you to $&%* yourselves.
And speaking of sexy, sports cars, and Sun, there is one huge factor that sets apart the purchase decisions -
Sun has nothing on Ferrari for getting you laid.