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Catholic Group Issues Prayer For Faithful To Say Before Sex

Posted by samzenpus on from the now-I-lay-you-down-to-reap dept.

The London-based Catholic Truth Society has published a book with a special prayer for pious couples to recite together before they have sex. The Truth Society says the prayer aims to 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism. The book also covers other stages of marriage and family life including, pregnancy, caring for children and elderly parents, and a short prayer to recite when you've stayed out too late on poker night.

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  1. Wow by TheBilgeRat · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you pray it, they will come?

    1. Re:Wow by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you pray it, YOU will cum.

      Its like having a threesome with Jesus

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You will receive Jesus's love all over your face.

  2. So... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there a different prayer for priests to to say before giving "educational guidance" to altar boys?

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.