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Sending Astronauts On a One-Way Trip To Mars

The Narrative Fallacy writes "Cosmologist Lawrence M. Krauss, director of the Origins Initiative at Arizona State University, writes in the NY Times that with the investment needed to return to the moon likely to run in excess of $150 billion and the cost of a round trip to Mars easily two to four times that, there is a way to reduce the cost and technical requirements of a manned mission to Mars: send the astronauts on a one way trip. 'While the idea of sending astronauts aloft never to return is jarring upon first hearing, the rationale for one-way trips into space has both historical and practical roots,' writes Krauss. 'Colonists and pilgrims seldom set off for the New World with the expectation of a return trip.' There are more immediate and pragmatic reasons to consider one-way human space exploration missions including money. 'If the fuel for the return is carried on the ship, this greatly increases the mass of the ship, which in turn requires even more fuel.' But would anyone volunteer to go on such a trip? Krauss says that informal surveys show that many scientists would be willing to go on a one-way mission into space and that we might want to restrict the voyage to older astronauts, whose longevity is limited in any case. "

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  1. I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make sure my wife's on board.

    1. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I second that. I want your wife onboard.

    2. Re:I'm all for it... by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, we can volunteer other people for this? See, I know his guy, he's a telephone sanitizer...

      Do any of you know someone?

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    3. Re:I'm all for it... by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know of a Cosmologist at Arizona State University.

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    4. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just make sure my ex-wife's on board.

      Fixed that for ya.

    5. Re:I'm all for it... by BoppreH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, we can volunteer other people for this? See, I know his guy, he's a telephone sanitizer...

      Do any of you know someone?

      Better change that to a management consultant. I heard of this place that got rid of all his phone sanitizers and got royally screwed.

    6. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would rather having seven female virgins on board.

      Fixed that for you.

    7. Re:I'm all for it... by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know of a Cosmologist at Arizona State University
       
      What a coincidence - I know a Cosmetologist at University of Pheonix.

    8. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      big nose

    9. Re:I'm all for it... by pdabbadabba · · Score: 4, Funny

      The death panels are real! And they're run by NASA!

    10. Re:I'm all for it... by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus lag would totally suck on FPS games.

      Maybe, but think about how you'd be the l33t player if you're the host!

    11. Re:I'm all for it... by AmigaMMC · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the ex wife is on board would you get your house back?

    12. Re:I'm all for it... by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Funny

      I spit out my beer. You owe me 1x Guinness.

      Oddly enough, the last time I had such a reaction it was to a DeVry "University" joke.

    13. Re:I'm all for it... by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

      Silly, that's why you shoot real Martians.

    14. Re:I'm all for it... by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I know someone who professes to be the world's foremost expert on moodily lit tubes of toothpaste!
      So how are we gonna make this happen?

      Well there is this big space goat you see....

      Yes, you can read all about it at http://spacegoatse.cx/

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    15. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have underwear older than the Internet.

    16. Re:I'm all for it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I do not see that as a problem. Re-supply will be just as easy, just send another one-way vessel filled with equipment and supplies.

    17. Re:I'm all for it... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

          From what I recall, it's not particularly fast. When you have 3 guys downloading porn and movies, a couple dozen people getting Windows updates, oh and those essential mission updates, that doesn't leave much bandwidth for other things. Think of it like an office with a T1, and a few greedy users. Everyone will start complaining.

          I'd suspect all movies on Mars would be pirated movies. It's not exactly like they could watch HBO, or have NetFlix deliver to them. :)

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  2. Added Bonus with old astronauts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The added bonus is that they don't have broadband at home, so they'll accept an 8 minute ping from Mars.

    1. Re:Added Bonus with old astronauts by sadler121 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are the poor souls who will really be cursing Blizzard for Starcraft 2 not having LAN support!

    2. Re:Added Bonus with old astronauts by orkybash · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the last thing they'd want to do is play a game set in space...

  3. I'm all for it too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make sure my wife isn't on board.

  4. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first set of explorers are to seed the planet with their corpses so that the next wave will have something to eat.

  5. Re:its a dated suggestion by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real problem is radiation exposure. 6 months there, 500 days on the surface, 6 months back.

    So just transfer some auxiliary power to the deflector shields. Geez, do I have to figure everything out for you?

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  6. Just find some radical Muslim astronauts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tell them that there are 72 unspoiled virgins waiting for them.

  7. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I wonder what would happen when they get very old.

    This is just a guess mind you, but I'm pretty sure they would die.

  8. Re:There's a difference between Mars and the Ameri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Colonists and pilgrims seldom set off for the New World with the expectation of a return trip.' Indeed, they often did back in the old days, however, I am fairly confident that at the very least, they expected a breatheable atmosphere at their destination.

    That depends - were they planning to settle in New Jersey?

  9. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by moon3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sign me in. I have a colon cancer with 2 year left to live (max).

  10. Re:Why not send convicts? by mmaniaci · · Score: 2, Funny

    No! They'll turn it into a first-class tropical resort and take away from Earth tourism revenue!

  11. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All they need is a fabrication shop which is built entirely from parts which the shop itself is capable of manufacturing.

    What if the part that breaks made the part that broke?

  12. Re:There's a difference between Mars and the Ameri by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Indeed, they often did back in the old days, however, I am fairly confident that at the very least, they expected a breatheable atmosphere at their destination.

    Not true! It's a little known fact that one of the reasons the Pilgrims were dependent on the natives for food that first Thanksgiving was because they'd wasted so much space in their ship's hold on canisters of compressed O2. You don't hear about this much, because the Pilgrims were so embarrassed when they first met the American Indians and wanted to know how they could survive without oxygen masks!

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  13. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Fizzl · · Score: 2, Funny

    But you know people would volunteer nonetheless

    I would.
    I am 30 and moderately well off. If I was offered the chance to live on Mars with some hope of continued sustenance from resupplies, I would take it. It would be the ultimate challenge to try to make the biodome self sufficient with local chemicals.
    I would perhaps regret my decision when I run out of oxygen because of missed launch window on earth, but still: I'd take it.

    Also, the battle royal of who is going to be eaten with other scientist on board using ad-hoc weapons of zombie-destruction should be rather thrilling.

  14. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there is any nation willing to do this, it certainly won't be the US. We can't even let terminal patients die without wasting vast sums to slightly prolong their misery.

    Hey, it's their money. I'd probably go on a drug and sex filled romp around the world until I dropped dead, but with the value of the dollar, that would probably be a bus ride to Tijuana and a guest appearance in a donkey show.
    Anyone know where I can rent a donkey costume?

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  15. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by stonedcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless of course Mars is actually the cure for aging.

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  16. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by jhol13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, just send some composers.

  17. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    People goto Wyoming all the time, I fail to see how this is any different.

  18. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Funny

    But we are planning to send _smart_ people!

  19. Re:its a dated suggestion by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Funny

    And don't forget to reverse the polarity of the auxilliary power.

    Infact, do it twice to be sure.

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  20. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget the inevitable cholera outbreaks...

  21. Re:Please sense Barack Obama by Hucko · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sensing him, I'm sensing him *OOOO* I have a vision! He is surrounded by unknown entities, in a white building. It has green surrounding it. One of the entities has a mustache. He is very well protected. A fog is closing in... argh! it is gone.

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  22. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then put them in bubble wrap.

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  24. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by shaitand · · Score: 3, Funny

    ummm... speak for yourself. I think we should sell tickets to the live video stream to pay for the resupply missions. Make sure 80% of the crew is smoking hot babes and that everyone shares a single sleeping chamber under full view of the cameras (including a few the crew don't know about).

    I think this is one instance where we can all agree that piracy would ultimately boost the ratings. I mean if nobody pays for the stream... no resupply...

  25. Here is a cheap way to Mars... by The_Quinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    spending any more tax payer money to send humans into space, to the moon or mars, is a ridiculous waste

    I COMPLETELY agree, so here is how you get to Mars at no expense to the taxpayer:

    Announce that whoever gets to Mars first, owns it.

  26. Nah boring. by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just make sure choice politicians are on board.

    Or hold a reality show called "Voted Off The Planet!".

    I'm too lazy at the moment so I'll let you all imagine/figure out the details - e.g. 1-way or return.

    Lastly if the "right" people get voted off the planet that might actually save a lot more than 150 paltry billions in the long run ;).

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    1. Re:Nah boring. by bickerdyke · · Score: 5, Funny

      And call it the B-Ark!

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  27. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by pcolaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forget about the gateway to hell that will open up eventually. So need to send at least one space marine to clean the shit up once it hits the fan.

  28. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by net28573 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The people who went to their deaths in iraq knew that dying was a possibility. They also knew that there would be financial benifits if they survived.

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  29. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by 4181 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. So there are only two kinds of people, vegans and potential cannibals?

  30. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by FauxReal · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if the Martians think we're sending gifts and decide to keep the stuff for themselves? Awkward...

  31. Terraforming, the easy way. by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Food, drinking water, and oxygen will be the major limiting factors. That's assuming you can take along a habitat to mitigate the temperatures and dust storms. If the team lasts say 10 years, you'll run into other problems, like clothing and maintaining the shelter.

    Presumably, there would be a mechanism for extracting a tolerable atmosphere for breathing and for growing food, and equipment for turning Martian dirt into agrochemicals. Essentially, Martian raw materials will be processed into food for plants, which will convert it into food for humans, who will convert it into shit. Only some of the shit can be recycled back into the soil (human shit is not as good for plants as horse shit is). After 10 years of dumping the surplus shit outside, you'll have made a good start on terraforming the local surroundings...
    After sufficient time, Mars would be knee-deep in shit, and look just like Earth.

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  32. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart by puroresu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, about the muscles degenerating in a (far) lower gravity situation, as long as it's not zero G, couldn't they wear weights (i.e., like weighted vests, pants, whatever) to offset the lower gravity? We do that now, on Earth, for resistance training. It would seem like they would just need to add more weight - again, so long as it's not zero gravity.

    Sign me up! Just don't expect me to do anything useful or significant, I'll be too busy posting on bodybuilding.com about my 300kg bench press!