Google Patents Its Home Page
theodp writes "A week after new USPTO Director David Kappos pooh-poohed the idea that a lower patent allowance rate equals higher quality, Google was granted a patent on its Home Page. Subject to how the design patent is enforced, Google now owns the idea of having a giant search box in the middle of the page, with two big buttons underneath and several small links nearby. And you doubted Google's commitment to patent reform, didn't you?"
I second-guess the posts and mod them down then change it later,
I know CmdrTaco and I can cite a Wiki article.
From Idle to Your Rights Online in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with trolls who post bile,
I understand metamodding, although it's been a while,
About submitting stuff I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
Then I'll go and mod the comments after drinking lots o' booze.
I'm very good at flagging useful posts as overrated,
Then I laugh at follow ups by posters who'd've better waited,
In short, in matters insightful, informative, and funny,
I misclick "troll" and then I feel like a dummy.