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Attractive Women Make Men Temporarily Stupid
Ponca City, We love you writes "The Telegraph reports that men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive. This leads to speculation that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks. Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never met before, that he could not remember his address when she asked him where he lived. Researchers recruited 40 male heterosexual students and had each one perform a standard memory test. The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or female members of the research team before repeating the test. The results showed that men were slower and less accurate after trying to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their score."
all they want is a big dick in their ass. admit it faggots.
... men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests ...
In other news, posters who don't spend even a few minutes re-reading their posts tend to have POORER grammar.
A BMW car is a "Bimmer" and a BMW motorcycle is a "Beemer".
Now you know.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
With a six-digit user number you can't be more than, what, 15? Don't worry, when you get a little older Little Willey regains a bit of his composure.
Now get off my lawn. I have old people stuff to do.
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
I wish! I'm more than twice that! I posted anonymously on slashdot for years until it started getting retarded, so I "had" to create an account, so I could persist the options to make it suck less.
Now get off my concrete porch!
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
Don't worry, when you get a little older Little Willey regains a bit of his composure.
Enjoy your impotence, dry and dusty pussies, and viagra, asshole!
signed, Ethanol-fueled, userID > 1.2 million, pops boners with public dates and still gets to bite nipples all night long!
I object to the suggestion that only men (and all men, at that) are attracted to women.
Yeah, 'cause there are just SO many of them around when your bike breaks down.
Hint: When making statements such as that, it's best to use the word "even", as in: "Any bike that can be repaired even by an illiterate indian village blacksmith", etc.
Now, I know that precise language use isn't exactly a priority with you high-UID folks, who seem to struggle with even basic English grammar and syntax (not to mention spelling), but surely even you can see the difference?
The prison niggers be wanting to fuck you up the ass hard. Forget about fantizing about no women. That be for us to tap, you just worry bout sucking our cocks and taking big tyrone in your asshole. Dun worry we gonna keep you nice an' locked up in our 'partment while we take turns. We gots plenty of biscits and koolaid fo' you too if you get hungry for more than our big ol' cocks. Big Tyrone got the van so we will be showing up at yo' place 'bout 7pm. Bring yo tears cause while i'm fucking a bitch like you, I love to taste the salt down your face. Better pack a bag for a 2 week stay.
- The Prison Niggers
A BMW car is a "Niggerwagen" and a BMW motorcycle is a "Yuppie Scooter".
-- Fix'd that for u.
*sigh* Humor is lost on the touchy. Should I have put smilies all over it?
Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.