Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds
theodp writes "An amazing surveillance tape of a burglary in progress at a New Jersey Apple Store shows five perps in masks smashing the plate-glass doors at 2:05 a.m., signaling to the security guard that they had a gun, and clearing off the display tables with the efficiency of a Indy 500 pit crew. The take: 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod touches in 31 seconds flat. Estimated value, based on average selling price: $46,345. No word yet on whether Microsoft's Laptop Hunters have alibis."
Originalityage!
Way to go, Slashdot. You've done it again: another duped story.
Here's the first version of the story posted on /.:
http://slashdot.org/submission/1067553/Thieves-Clear-Out-Apple-Store-In-31-Seconds
I cleared out my colon in about 13 seconds
that was a power dump!!1!
So it would run Gentoo, then?