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SA's Largest Telecomms Provider vs. a Pigeon

dagwud writes "Just a few days after this Slashdot article, South Africa's largest telecoms provider, Telkom (which has been taking flak for years for its shoddy and overpriced service), is being pitted against a homing pigeon to see which can deliver 4GB of call centre data logs quickest over a distance of around 80km (50 miles). According to the official website, the race is set to take place September 10."

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  1. The question is... by UncHellMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...African or European?

    1. Re:The question is... by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
      Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
      Soldier #1: But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
      Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
      Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring 4GB of call centre data logs anyway...

  2. To paraphrase Andrew Tanenbaum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of pigoens hurtling down the highway.

  3. Get ready to be... by dreemernj · · Score: 3, Funny

    pigeowned.

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  4. Re: Old News by JavaBear · · Score: 3, Funny

    As someone else mentioned, it would be RAIP, not RAID
    RAIP: Redundant Array of Independent Pigeons.

  5. Re:Bandwidth? by gclef · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, but they were allowed to assume a spherical truck.

  6. They're not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been a customer for years, and I haven't noticed any problems. (Oh, and first post BTW.)

  7. Re:Not practical by Chatsubo · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now you won't using ethereal to sniff packets. But a shotgun.

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  8. Re:Lunch... by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes fried pigeon is quite yummy. Unfortunately since a serious bird flue outbreak a few years ago all over Mainland they tripled in price so we don't eat pigeon so often any more, maybe a few times a year, down from twice a month at least. They haven't come down in price really. You can still get them fresh in the market as well (the vendor will kill and pluck the pigeon for you). I live in Hong Kong, for the record.

    And you have to remember to remove the SD cards from the pigeon before chucking it in the pan.