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Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert

Serenissima writes "Researcher Judy Wall is experimenting with bacteria that can cleanse the radioactivity from toxic areas by rendering the heavy metals into non-toxic, inert versions. The technology is not without its flaws (the bacteria can't exist in an oxygenated environment yet), but it does have the potential to cleanse some of the world's hazardous sites. From the article: 'The bacteria Wall is studying are bio-corrosives and can change the solubility of heavy metals. They can take uranium and convert it to uraninite, a nearly insoluble substance.'"

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  1. Change the solubility of heavy metals by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bacteria Wall is studying are bio-corrosives and can change the solubility of heavy metals.

    So... they can convert heavy metal into liquid metal? How long until we can buy that on iTunes?

    1. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget iTunes! How long before this stuff is walking around killing people and looking like Robert Patrick?!

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    2. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually what happens is they put heavy metal through Microsoft SongSmith thus changing it to something else entirely different.

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  2. Re:Interesting by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the thousands of mites already crawling around in there probably do that job. Unfortunately, you wind up with mite poop.

            Brett

  3. radioactive bacteria by pwizard2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

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    1. Re:radioactive bacteria by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Funny

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      Scientists already know that whenever this happens, Godzilla awakens from his slumber, tussles with the creature, eventually righting mankind's wrongs through violence, and then torches part of Tokyo before returning peacefully to the sea for another year. I don't know what you're so worried about.

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    2. Re:radioactive bacteria by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know what you're so worried about.

      The Keith Emerson soundtrack.

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  4. real estate by datapharmer · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what they're really saying is they've got a great deal on Ukranian real estate that we don't want to miss out on?

    Oh, and I for one welcome our uranium-eating overlords.

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  5. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bacteria...is there anything it can't do.....

  6. Re:Interesting by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the Chinese Needle Snakes can take care of that problem for you.

  7. Re:Interesting by SgtPepperKSU · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the gorillas will take care of the snakes...

    The best part: when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  8. Obligatory... by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our radioactive bacteria overlords!

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  9. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Funny

    White? Please... before long your gonna have real options. White? I mean...why be white when you can be blue? or green? or red? Or.... you could have mood skin! Maybe a little glow in the dark anyone? Sure there may be a few side effects, maybe it wil destroy your liver in 3 years and make your thyroid go hypractive if you survive beyond that but.... the possibilities for matching with your ipod will never be greater.

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  10. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by yurtinus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh... I thought you were talking about the banking crisis again.

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  11. Re:Bad article title by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, as 'Ert' is a nickname my sister gave me, 'inert' generally refers to hamburgers and beer.

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  12. Evil scientist picture by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Funny
    First, let me congratulate the woman in the picture for the article. That picture is just a 100% spot on for Mad Scientist. The huge arms, the vials, the strange lighting, - perfect.

    Second, this article is REALLY short on facts. The least it could have done is explain exactly what the difference was between the dangerous and the safe uranium. A simple molecular formula comparison would have been very helpfull. Plus they should have told us WHY it was safe. Something along the lines of 'this molecule tastes horrible to other bacteria', as opposed to just leaving us hanging.

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  13. Another application by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can get these bacteria to selectively convert U-235 over U-238 (or vice-versa), then you've got an interesting bug.

  14. Is this the Japanese miracle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Section 9 should be informed...

  15. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by RichardJenkins · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who's white?

    I'm an albino, you insensitive clod!

  16. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    with ancestry going through Ireland and Scotland before settling down in Canada.
    I'm pink.

    After three weeks in the sun, perhaps. The natural colour of the species Brittanicus Atlanticus Gingerus is somewhere between blue and transparent.

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