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Maori Legend of Man-Eating Birds is True

jerryatrix writes "Legends of the New Zealand Maori tell of giant man-eating birds. New scientific evidence proves that these birds did exist and were around the same time as humans in New Zealand. From the article, 'Scientists now think the stories handed down by word of mouth and depicted in rock drawings refer to Haast's eagle, a raptor that became extinct just 500 years ago.'"

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  1. so... by brainstem · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it wasn't the dingo, after all.

    1. Re:so... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Informative

      So it wasn't the dingo, after all.

      No dingos in NZ.

    2. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course not! Not any more -- did you see the size of those Dingo eating birds?

    3. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually there is no evidence that there was ever any land animals whatsoever in NZ except for lizards, insects and spiders. Unless you count flightless birds.

    4. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You totally forgot New Zealand's only native land mammal, the bat. There's an amazing video of the native bat running, because it'd evolved to be flightless like the birds.

      But, the Haast Eagle was unconfirmed before this? I've been brought up and it's always been a fact to me.

    5. Re:so... by w0mprat · · Score: 5, Informative

      You totally forgot New Zealand's only native land mammal, the bat. There's an amazing video of the native bat running, because it'd evolved to be flightless like the birds.

      The native bat is not flightless. It does a funny scamper thing along the ground but this does not make it flightless.

      But, the Haast Eagle was unconfirmed before this? I've been brought up and it's always been a fact to me.

      Haasts Eagle bones were identified in 1870 by Julius Von Haast. This thing preyed on the Moa, a 12-foot tall 500lb flightless bird. There is no question that a human would have been a much easier much more defenseless snack than a Moa. It would be unlikely that they didn't eat the occasional human.

      When the first polynesian settlers showed up they would have climbed out of their Waka http://www.teara.govt.nz/en/waka-canoes and on to the lunch menu.

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    6. Re:so... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      ..: a top predator sharing territory with a sufficiently dense human population is doomed.

      What have Texans got to do with it?

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  2. New Zealand fauna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I lived in New Zealand for awhile and it's shocking the number of flightless birds that died out. The final death blow to some species was the introduction of rats. They ate the eggs of birds and wiped out many species of Weta Bugs. New Zealand missed out on the mega Fauna extinction their's happened in the last 2,000 years instead of 10,000 to 15,000 years ago. Modern science just missed out on a lot of species. Hard to believe how different the world was 20,000 years ago, 500 years ago was nothing. It was only a few lifetimes before Europeans set foot in New Zealand.

  3. And now you know why LOTR was made in New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!

    And you thought that was CG!

  4. Re:Glad these things are gone by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some species of Terror Bird would chase down their prey and literally peck it to death. They had an interesting feature about these things on Discovery last night; with this story it just seemed appropriate to mention it.

    Polly wants a cracker. NOW. And a couple of llamas. And a six pack of assorted primates, starting with you.

  5. Re:NZ pacifist warrior culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    New Zealand has two military intelligence bases, Waihopi and the other I forget the name of, both of which are apart of the ECHELON Network. New Zealand 'Peace Keepers' are situated in Timor Leste, were involved in Bougainvillea (both small Pacific islands) and are in various other Pacific nations right now. New Zealand followed ' lead into South Africa in the Boer Wars, even conquered German Samoa at the start of World War One (we literally had a Prime Minister with an Imperialist vision for New Zealand at one point), went to Africa and and Europe during WWI (the famous words about Britain 'Where she goes, we go') and by a quirk of our time zones, New Zealand was the first to declare war on Germany. We fought in Europe again during WWII, and we protected the Pacific from the Japanese threat. In the fifties, we sent the K-Force into Korea, and troops got involved in the Malay Conflict (as 'military advisor's' of course). I have a second-cousin once removed that was killed fighting in Vietnam in the NZ Contingent, though our force over there was a token. And up until 2006 the S.A.S. were in Afghanistan, and rumoured to have done over the border trips into Iraq. They've just been given the go ahead for redeployment.

    In short, do your research man.

  6. Re:In Tune... by Samgilljoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you may have missed the sarcastic subtext of the original post. There's a recurrent myth in the modern world, especially in technologically developed societies, that "natives" or "primitive man" or whatever somehow lived and still live "in tune" with nature or in harmony with it or whatever. They all supposedly respect the land in a way we don't, are inherently wise, spiritual, blah, blah, blah.

    You are, of course, correct in pointing out that hunting species to extinction is a very natural thing to do, though it depends on how you define things. The original poster was poking fun at the myths using the terms as propagators of the myth would themselves define them. Arguing what's natural and what's not is a different issue.

    More often than not, past and "primitive" societies would have exploited or would exploit nature as thoroughly as we do, anyway, were it not for limitations of populations and technology.

  7. Re:In Tune... by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are any of us native to anywhere except Africa?

  8. Yup.. by refactored · · Score: 5, Funny
    AC said.. Last I checked we only had man eating birds, and the odd man eating Maori.

    Yup,...it'd be a pretty Odd man that eats a Maori. Pretty tough buggers those. :-) A bit of a step up from Pit Bull I tell you!

    1. Re:Yup.. by rve · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup,...it'd be a pretty Odd man that eats a Maori. Pretty tough buggers those.

      Tough? You're probably cooking them too fast. Have you tried preparing one sous-vide ?

  9. Re:In Tune... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    past and "primitive" societies would have exploited or would exploit nature as thoroughly as we do, anyway, were it not for limitations of populations and technology.

          Dead on. The only reason the buffalo was still around in huge quantities was because native americans didn't have rifles, or horses for that matter.

    Native cultures were famous for "slash and burn" agriculture, possibly the most destructive farming method around that leeches all the nitrates out of the soil in just a few years, forcing the farmer to keep moving (and destroying his surrounding jungle). Crop rotation was a European invention.

          One mustn't let guilty feelings about the de facto destruction of native cultures by European civilization lead us into believing that somehow these people were much better than us. They were just people. Some were good. Some were bad. Every one of them left an environmental mark on the world around them.

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  10. Video link by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's an amazing video of the native bat running, because it'd evolved to be flightless like the birds.

    Video
    Shame on you for talking up something so cool and not providing a link.

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  11. Re:Still unanswered... by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "After an unprecedented archeological effort, the last page of the original bible has finally been found. It contains just one sentence."

    it's past my bedtime, i'm over tired and am probably gonna be sorry i posted this, but what the hell.

  12. Re:In Tune... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Informative

    *cough cough*

    The buffalo wasn't finished off because the white invaders ate them up. The Army wanted the herds destroyed, with the goal of depriving natives of food. Around the same time, the railroads promoted trophy hunting, because the herds were a threat to the trains.

    The near extinction of the buffalo would be less shameful if they had been hunted for food. Millions of buffalo were slaughtered, just to rot in the sun.

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  13. Re:no evidence of land animals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please refrain from using 'fuck' and 'sheep' in the same sentence when discussing NZ.