Man Accused of Really Liking Piggy Back Rides

Police in Bonney Lake, Wa. are warning high school students to watch out for a man who might have a developmental disability and a fixation with high school athletes and piggy back rides. On Monday a Bonney Lake High School football player was lured to the public library by the man, who'd said he would help the player with a college term paper interview. Instead of helping the student the man starting acting strangely, jumped on the student's back and asked for a piggy back ride. The football player left soon after when the man gave him a package that contained "odd amounts of money."

Comments

Odd amounts of money?

[TheABomb]

What, were all the bills wadded with a prime number of bills and seventeen cents taped to each wad?

Re:Sweet!

[Anonymous Coward]

While your point is probably valid, I call shenanigans on your visits to boxing gyms, LAN parties and comic book stores. No self respecting jock would be caught dead at the latter two, just like no real geek would ever enter a boxing gym.