Left 4 Dead 2 Banned In Australia
An anonymous reader writes "According to Australia's Office of Film and Literature Classification, Left 4 Dead 2's content exceeds that allowable for an MA15+ rating. Any such game is rated as Refused Classification, effectively banning it. From the report: 'The game contains realistic, frenetic, and unrelenting violence which is inflicted upon "the Infected" who are living humans infected with a rabies-like virus that causes them to act violently. The player can choose from a variety of weapons including pistols, shotguns, machine guns, and sniper rifles. However, it is the use of the "melee" weapons such as the crowbar, axe, chainsaw and Samurai sword which inflict the most damage. These close-in attacks cause copious amounts of blood spray and splatter, decapitations and limb dismemberment as well as locational damage where contact is made to the enemy which may reveal skeletal bits and gore.'"
The player can choose from a variety of weapons including pistols, shotguns, machine guns, and sniper rifles. However, it is the use of the "melee" weapons such as the crowbar, axe, chainsaw and Samurai sword which inflict the most damage. These close-in attacks cause copious amounts of blood spray and splatter, decapitations and limb dismemberment as well as locational damage where contact is made to the enemy which may reveal skeletal bits and gore.
Seriously. Did they pay the ratings board to write that?
'However, it is the use of the "melee" weapons such as the crowbar, axe, chainsaw and Samurai sword which inflict the most damage.'
That's odd, I think I'd rather be hit by a crowbar than blasted with a shotgun. Oh well, only one way to find out.
As someone who enjoys the first L4D, this is a really great description of the next one. I'm looking forward to it based on this description alone.
Looks like somebody high up in Austrialia is a wee-bit angry about not having any of the promised downloadable content of l4d...
For some reason I thought this was China. I guess I stopped reading after I saw the word Banned.
Few Australians escape the dingos to reach the ripe old age of 18 and those who do have usually lost limbs to crocodiles or tragic boomerang incidents, assuming they haven't been paralyzed by some sort of venomous critter. Not exactly hardcore gamers in other words.
Aren't there people over the age of 15 in Australia? If not the level of drinking in that country is really worrying.
Hey, at least there's no nudity!
Yes. Those of us that survive don't need to play violent games. We've lived it!
We're waiting for him to die.
Why wait? Get out your crowbars, axes, chainsaws and Samurai swords!
I'm sure you'll doubly enjoy to see his blood spray and splatter! If Martin Bryant was able do it, so can you!
We want to see Atkinson's head. On a platter. Along with his left arm and right leg!
Yeah, I was tooootttally going to buy it in the shop before, but now I'll just have to pirate it.
Where the bloody hell are you?
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Hoopsnakes are much less dangerous than dropbears, at least you see them coming.
Man, you suck at rugby, and now you cant even play L4D2... My heart breaks for you guys.
Valve will just do the classic of making green blood or saying that these are in fact robots hell-bent on transforming the survivors into furries or something like that...
The "restoration" crack will be available approximately 30 seconds after release in Australia.