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Vegetative Patients Can Still Learn

enigma48 writes to mention that a collaborative study between the Universities of Buenos Aires and Cambridge have demonstrated that individuals in a vegetative state can still learn and demonstrate at least a partial consciousness. Their findings are reported in a recent online edition of Nature Neuroscience. "It is the first time that scientists have tested whether patients in vegetative and minimally conscious states can learn. By establishing that they can, it is believed that this simple test will enable practitioners to assess the patient's consciousness without the need of imaging. The abstract is also available in the advance issue of Nature."

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  1. Re:fMRI Strikes Again by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Funny

    It breaks my heart just thinking about being in that situation. To love someone so much and for you to find out that they can't love you back... and what you thought were the most special moments of your life were all a lie.</blockquote>

    Never been married before have you?
  2. Mandatory lawyer joke by cptdondo · · Score: 5, Funny

    An attorney, cross-examining the local coroner, queried, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?"

    "No," the coroner replied.

    "Well, then, did you listen for a heart beat?"

    The coroner answered, "No."

    "Did you check for respiration? Breathing?", asked the attorney.

    Again the coroner replied, "No."

    "Ah," the attorney said, "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"

    The coroner rolled his eyes, and shot back "Counselor, at the time I signed the death certificate the man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I can see your point. For all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."