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4-Winged Proto-Bird Unearthed In China; Predates Archaeopteryx

Wired reports on a find described September 24 in a note at Nature and the day after at the annual meeting of the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology: a dinosaur fossil bearing true feathers on four limbs. The fossil was discovered in northeastern China, in strata believed to have been deposited between 151 million and 161 million years ago. If that estimate is correct, the newly discovered Anchiornis huxleyi is at least one million years older than the believed age of the more famous winged dinosaur Archaeopteryx.

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  1. What's next? by flubba · · Score: 5, Funny

    8-Winged Meta-Bird?

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    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Followed by an N-Winged pseudo-bird

    2. Re:What's next? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      I summon; Mega-Ultra-Chicken.

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    3. Re:What's next? by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I won't be happy until I get my p-winged quantum bird.

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  2. Well then by Capsy · · Score: 1, Funny

    We're all doomed if they manage to bring these birds back to life in the future. This is almost as bad as flying mantas.

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  3. Fake by Haxzaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    My sister's husband's brother's cousin knew a kid who met a Chinese kid on the internet who said he was part of the team that made this thing. Those Chinese can make anything.

    1. Re:Fake by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I am a dinosouar"

      And I've got the primative writing skills to prove it!

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    2. Re:Fake by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Grandparent was correct. That's the ancient spelling.

      Kind Regards,
      Cthulhu.

  4. Hoo Hum... by Bentov · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Yawn* wake me when they find a Yeti....

    1. Re:Hoo Hum... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Funny
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  5. four wings? by lamehero · · Score: 2, Funny

    so i guess two wings didn't do the job of flight for this proto birds

  6. Re:One massive problem by Pikoro · · Score: 2, Funny

    who are you? that kid from Jurassic Park who keeps asking about "that other guy's" book?

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  7. Re:PBS covered this... by AndersOSU · · Score: 4, Funny

    hey back off, on an evolutionary time scale, that's lightning fast.

  8. Gilette Mach 5 Uber-Bird by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Fuck it, we're going to five wings."

  9. all you smarty pants scientists by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    did you ever think why these so-called missing links are dead and buried in the ground? god killed them, that's why. doesn't that teach you anything? THEY AREN'T HERE ANYMORE. don't you wonder why that is and why you shouldn't dig this stuff up? god killed them fair and square. who gives you the right to mess around with god's intention?

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  10. Re:PBS covered this... by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this is old news. I guess dinosaur news travels slowly.

    Are you kidding? The story comes 151 million years after the fact! And that wasn't even the release date!

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  11. Nutjobs out in force by T.E.D. · · Score: 5, Funny

    The really depressing thing is the article comments. It seems the Creationists found out about the article, and are pinging the bejeezus out of it in the comments.

    My personal favorite bit of ignorance starts like this:

    am nor a scientist or even an academic of any kind but as I understand it and please tell me if I am wrong but for a Theory to become fact it has to ...

    *raaaaaaaaz*! Thanks for playing.

    1. Re:Nutjobs out in force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...If I bread these two penguins in a big deep hole...

      Isn't it obvious? God would grant them flight, and we would get a new species.

      But how would they fly with those seven herbs and spices all over them?

    2. Re:Nutjobs out in force by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't it obvious? God would grant them flight, and we would get a new species.

      Too late; it's already happened.

      [Note the March 31, 2008 date on the video. ;-]

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  12. hook, line, and sinker by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Loving Troll Father, we thank you for this cornucopia of naivete,
    And for all your blessings of the easily duped to us.
    Lord Troll Jesus, come and be our guest,
    And take your place at this trollish table of bounty.
    Holy Troll Spirit, as the trolled fool feeds our trollish pride,
    So we pray you would nourish our trollish souls. Amen.

    so beeth the prayer of the troll upon a successful catch

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