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A Geek Funeral

We've recently talked about a geek wedding, and now reader Sam_In_The_Hills writes in with news of his brother's geek funeral. "I've not seen this topic covered here before even though it's one that will concern us all at some time: what to do with our corporeal remains after we've left for that great data bank in the sky. For my recently departed brother (long illness, don't smoke!), I thought this nice SPARCstation would be a cool place to spend eternity. Yes, he's really in there (after cremation). I kept the floppy drive cover but for space reasons removed the floppy drive, hard drive, and most of the power supply. I left behind the motherboard and power switch and plugs to keep all openings covered. The case worked quite well at his memorial party. His friends and family were able to leave their final good-byes on post-notes. Anyone who wanted to keep their words private could just slip their note into the case through the floppy slot. All notes will be sealed in plastic and placed within the case. There has been one complication. His daughters like the look of it so much they aren't now sure if they want to bury him. One more thing: the words on the plaque really do capture one of the last things he ever said. Of course as kids we watched the show in its first run."

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  1. Sparc Station? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 4, Funny

    If he was a Sun admin, I would wager it wasn't the cigarettes.

    1. Re:Sparc Station? by palmerj3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truly epic misinterpretation of, "I'd like to be incinerated in the Sun".

  2. I don't know about you guys... by nebaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    but I want a bunch of screaming Klingons at mine.

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  3. Just imagine a beowulf cluster of these! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would that count as a zombie botnet?

    *ducks*

    RIP

  4. Re:Do we need the anti-smoking jab by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not really, you don't. It's a choice. There are other ways.

    Homicide is illegal in most countries.

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  5. Re:What to do with our corporeal remains by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

    Far out man.

    **Tooooooooooooooooooooke**

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  6. Re:Do we need the anti-smoking jab by chubs730 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homicide is illegal in most countries.

    We should legalize it, tax it, and spend all the money earned towards an anti-homicide campaign.

  7. Re:No Subject by Bohiti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh come on, it's:

    Dell, you're getting a dude!

  8. Re:Geek funeral? by 2.7182 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but they did manage to defrost Walt Disney to create Steve Jobs.