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Communicator Clothing

coondoggie writes "The crew of the classic science-fiction show's Starship Enterprise wore small devices on their chests that they could tap to communicate instantly with their colleagues. Such communications technology is now closer to reality thanks to a Finnish company which this week demonstrated high-tech clothing that can send and receive messages via satellite. The demonstrator antenna, built by the Patria Aviation Oy company, looks like a simple patch of cloth but is capable of operating in the Iridium and GPS frequency band as part of clothing. The Iridium satellites allow two-way voice and data communication, while GPS provides positional data to the user. Iridium could also relay the position of the user."

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  1. As in by Huzzah! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pardon me sir, I believe your fly is ringing.

    1. Re:As in by Huzzah! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or even, lends new meaning to the phrase, "Would you PLEASE hang up your jacket?"

    2. Re:As in by Telecommando · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why I always keep my fly on vibrate.

      Woo-Hoo! I'm getting a call!

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  2. Awesome by rossi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Make it sew....

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  3. Re:Keeps happening by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a breakthrough though, because for once it's not MIT!!

    You're completely right, though - it's up there with that Captain Android professor twat who likes to get chips inserted just under his skin and pretend he's the first of a new species of android.

  4. Re:chests? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Kirk would rather walk up to the cute Ensign, tap her chest, and say, "Do you mind if I use your phone?"

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  5. Re:Keeps happening by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if you are inside and there are ladies present?

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  6. Re:Keeps happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Poster thinks a silly cap with antennae sticking out of it is high fashion. There won't be ladies present.

  7. Re:!Classic by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Need new moderation option: Evil.

    The real hard choice is between Evil(+1) and Evil(-1).

  8. Re:!Classic by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 2, Funny

    It beat the crap out of TOS and was the best trek of all time!

    Thanks for pointing that out, Kanye, but the award is being presented to TOS.